HEY! Thanks for all the reviews… I was pretty surprised by how quickly you guys respond… and umm… kahuffstix, if I'm going to add Karasu into the story, I'm going to make him bad. Cuz it doesn't seem right to add him as a good guy… but the problem is that I don't like him vv … oh well anyways… ON WITH THE FANFIC!
Quote of the Day:
"Kurama's rose whip must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of soud kind of painful…"
-Kuwabara
Last time on YuYuHakusho crossover Harry Potter:
"If Yusuke is dead…" Kuwabara snarled.
"We will have to make sure you follow his path." Kurama took a rose out from behind his hair.
"We don't care if you're the savior to mankind." Hiei took his sword out.
"We will avenge Yusuke no matter what." Kurama finished while transforming his rose into a whip.
"Put your toys away. Yusuke is unconscious, that's all." Genkai said. "Now help me drag this dunce onto the couch." She said while directing Rinku and Jin helped move the unconscious Yusuke onto a nearby couch.
"I'm sorry Harry for our disrespect." Kurama said bowing. "We just can't lose Yusuke again…"
"It's alright." Harry replied still a bit shaken up.
"Ughh… What happened?" Yusuke started to get up from the couch. "I got a major headache."
"Yeah Master Genkai. Why did Yusuke fall like that?" Kuwabara sat next to Yusuke and looked up at Genkai for an answer.
"Because boys, when you use the spell experiallmus, the spell searches for the nearest magic source-" "We already know that." Yusuke interrupted.
"Let me finish you ass." Genkai glared, trying to finish her theory. "Since we don't have wand, but we have spirit and demon energy, the spell tries to take the energy out of the body and into the master's hand. But because the energy isn't in a solid form, the master can't grasp the energy. So the spell keeps on sucking the energy out until it has a solid form or if all the energy is sucked out of the body so there isn't anything left. It'll suck everything out, even the soul." Genkai said looking at Yusuke and Harry.
"Master Genkai, if your theory is true then why didn't Yusuke's soul get sucked out?" Kurama asked perplexed.
"It didn't get sucked out because, it's mostly harmful against low classed demons like 'C' and 'D' classed. This is why I tried it on Yusuke." Genkai replied with shouts of protest from Yusuke in the back. "Since some spells react differently with demons as with humans, being hit by a spell may be crucial."
"So what about the killing curse?" Ron piped up. "Will it kill demons too?"
"I'm not sure." Genkai replied. "Exposing demons to the curse might kill lower classed demons, but since 'A' classed and 'S' classed demons are more powerful than a mere spell… It will turn out differently. For now we have to just get back to Hogwarts…"
"YEAH! Dinner here we come! I'm so hungry I could eat a meal the size of a horse!" Kuwabara punched his fist in the air and gave a big whoop.
"Oh please. You are the size of a horse." Yusuke retorted sarcastically.
"HEY! SHUT UP URAMESHI! AT LEAST I'M NOT A WUSS LIKE YOU!"
"OH YEAH? I BET I COULD POUND YOU TO THE MOON!"
"Now now, lets not fight."
"STAY OUTTA THIS KURAMA! ME AND KUWABARA GOT A LITTLE SCORE TO SETTLE!"
"YEAH FOX!"
"Yusuke, it's Kuwabara and I, not me and Kuwabara."
"WHAT ARE YOU? MY MOTHER?"
Shaking her head, Genkai lead the team out of the room and into the hall where the porkey laid. 'This is going to be a long night.'
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"FOOD FIGHT!" Yusuke yelled during the middle of dinner. His day wasn't that great. First he got hit by a bludger in the head, some freaky dementor things came and terrorized the school, they lost the quidditch game, he got knocked unconscious from the spell, and so to make it all up, Yusuke decided to have some messy fun…
Who would have thought that Hiei would be caught in the middle of a stupid human's game. After Yusuke jumped on a table with mashed potatoes in one hand and a bowl of peas in another, he started to throw chunks of disgusting food at everyone he could aim for. As everyone started to overturn tables and get more food for ammo, the rest was chaos. Even the idiotic Dumbledore joined in the fun while plucking off food from his beard and plopping it in his mouth once in a while. The only sane ones were Genkai… and him. They stood by a dark corner avoiding all food that passes by. He'd usually dart outside, but Yusuke threw a table in the path of the door and made some puny first years stand guard and make sure no one escaped.
'Aren't you having fun?' Kurama's voice popped into his head.
'Damn fox. Do I look like I'm having fun?' Hiei snarled in his head.
'Yes.' Kurama gave him a sly look and went back to throwing food at the Slytherin.
"Good idea Kurama!" Yusuke snuck next to Kurama with some pie in one hand and unidentified disgusting slime dripping down the other. Leaping from behind the fort a.k.a. the Griffindore's table, Yusuke pointed at the Slytherins and yelled "GET 'EM!" and threw the big glob of unidentified slime straight at Malfoy's face. "BULLSEYE!" Yusuke yelled as Harry gave him a high five.
Trying to sneak off, the Slytherins made a break for the entrance to the great hall as the other three houses and even the teachers aimed for the Slytherins.
"HALT!" A small first year stopped them with one hand raised. "I cannot permit you to flee from this important battle of exquisite and delicious cuisine. It would be wasted on-"
"Shut up and get your bloody arse out of the way!" Malfoy shoved the tiny obnoxious first year out of the way and opened the doors.
"Now ya can't leave yet! We 'aven't 'ad dessert!" Jin said behind him and stuffed ice cold ice cream down his shirt. "There ya go!"
Apple sauce were everywhere because of Jin the Wind Master. Bowing again repeatedly, Jin gave a big grin and a flirty smile to all the girls.
"That was great Jin!" Yusuke came and gave a slap on the back almost knocking Jin to the ground from the pressure… "I'm a bit tired now… I think I'll hit the hay." Yusuke yawned leaving the mess to clean up for the poor students.
"Wait… Yusuke…" Harry called out to the teen who was more interested in sleeping then helping them clean up. Sighing, Harry took a broom from Professor McGonagall and started to sweep.
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"Unbelievable. That boy hasn't grown up since he was four!" Keiko growled next to Harry.
"You knew him since four years old?" Hermione asked while sweeping some pumpkin pie next to her foot.
"Yeah, he used to be such a loner. But then he made his first friend Kuwabara." Keiko smiled while getting lost in her memories.
"Yeah, we used to get into so many fights." Kuwabara interjected. "Then we went and met Kurama, Hiei and fought against those guys." Kuwabara pointed at Jin, Chuu, Rinku, and the rest who were sweeping up the corners and the ceilings.
Dumbledore tapped his shoulder. "Harry, if you can gather everyone into my office, we're going to investigate what the letter says."
"Alright Professor. We'll round everyone up immediately." Harry nodded and went off to find Yusuke as Ron and Hermione told Professor Genkai to meet them in Dumbledore's office.
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As everyone filed through the door awing at his office, Dumbledore gave a big smile. He watched Harry grow up as a boy, ever since he was little. He even remembered Lily and James, the Marauders, the time Voldemort rose up and how James and Lily were killed, to when Harry first came to Hogwarts. All the adventures he took with his friends, battling Voldemort braver than any man… A mere boy took on a strong leader of rebellion and will again. He wished that Harry didn't have to go through all the pain and suffering. To him, Harry was a son that he wished he could have, to see that boy go through the troubles of the dark times ahead, was terrifying yet amazing.
"Yes yes please come in." Dumbledore nodded as everyone came round his desk and some sat on the chairs and as Jin floated in the air. "Anyone care for a lemon drop?"
"Ooh, can I have one?" Kuwabara plucked one from Dumbledore's bowl. "heh, Yukina would you like one?"
"Why I'd be delighted Kuwabara." Yukina took one too.
Dumbledore gave a huge grin at Kuwabara, whenever someone came to his office, he'd offer them a lemon drop… but for some weird reason they'd decline.
"Get on with it." Yusuke stressed, eager to see what was in the letter.
"Ah, yes." Dumbledore took his time opening the letter and read it. Passing it to Genkai, he had an unusual grim face that you hardly ever see on his face. REALLY, he's always smiling…
"It's worse than we thought." Genkai said with a stony face and dropped the letter on the desk. As everyone bent over to read it, it read:
Do you think I would come unprepared? You fools! I know all about the Spirit World. You can say a little bird told me all about your foolish bodyguard's secrets. Even your weaknesses!
But the worst thing was that it was written in bright red blood.
"It's not demon's blood either." Yusuke frowned.
"How horrible…" Keiko (I forgot she was there…) burst into tears. And as Yukina tried to comfort her, she also started to cry.
"Now now, Botan took her handkerchief out of her pocket and went to soothe them both while trying to pick up the precious jewels from Yukina's tears.
Growling, Hiei took off out an open window as everyone else trampled down the stairs is a worse mood than before.
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Lounging around the common room while Harry and Ron were being scolded by Hermione, Yusuke came up with an idea.
"Hey guys, let's go pull some pranks." He said all pumped up.
"Nuh-uh." Kurama wagged a finger at him while still reading his book. "Genkai would kill you. And if you're still alive, then Keiko will have a go." He said lifting his head to Yusuke.
"…I hate to say it, but you're right Kurama." Yusuke slouched some more in utter defeat. "I'm hungry, isn't there a kitchen or something here?" He complained out loud.
"Well… there is a kitchen… but…" Ron started.
"Then let's go!" Yusuke jumped up and grabbed Kurama by the arm. "Let's go Kurama!"
"Hey! I'm going too!" Kuwabara shouted. "Anybody else coming?" As the rest of the team shook their heads, he shrugged his shoulders and started to catch up with Yusuke and Kurama.
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With Harry, Ron, and Hermione in the lead, Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara started to bicker in the back. Actually, Yusuke and Kuwabara bickered while Kurama was trying to squeeze between them to separate them.
"Nuh-uh! The Spirit Sword is way better." Kuwabara declared as Yusuke made a face.
"Oh please, the Spirit Gun is better. Which would win Kurama, the stupid sword or the gun?" Yusuke and Kuwabara turned to Kurama.
"Well… I think they're both great weapons." Kurama wavered uncertainly.
"We're here." Harry announced as Kurama sighed in relief as Ron tickled the pear.
"Mister Potter!" Dobby scuttled towards them as the rest of the elves followed his lead. "And Mister Potter's friends came too!" Dobby announced.
"Ew… it's those mutant elves." Yusuke muttered to Kuwabara who burst out in laughters.
"Can we get you anything Mister Potter?" Dobby bowed.
"Er… yes Dobby, can we have some sandwiches?"
"Of course Mister Potter." Dobby and the rest of the elves scuttled towards the ovens.
"Come on guys, pull up a chair." Ron announced as he flopped into one of the wooden chairs.
"Oh, there's a dance on Halloween. Are you guys going?" Hermione asked.
"I believe we shall be watching for suspicious activities there. Enemies come at the most unexpected times." Kurama smiled gently towards her making Hermione blush… and Ron snort.
"Ah, I think I'll go. If Keiko's there that is…" Yusuke drifted off as Kuwabara started to snicker with Kurama.
"Yeah Urameshi, then you'll be kissing all night long eh?" Kuwabara started to make noises with his lips puckered like a fish.
"Oh shut up you idiot!" Yusuke pounced. "And you'll be with your precious Yukina right?" He muttered as he pounded Kuwabara until Kuwabara didn't even look human anymore.
"Surely you'd let him off with a warning right Yusuke?" Kurama started to give a nervous chuckle.
"You're too soft Kurama."
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"Did the message get delivered?"
"Yes, Tom. And what about our agreement?"
"I shall give you control over demon world and Yusuke's head. Karasu." Voldemort chuckled.
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So I'm done! Sorry for the long update… but I was busy with school curse you O foolish academia! That will get me far in life! Yes yes… I know. Karasu is evil. But this is my show. BWAHAHAHAHAH and if you want to complain. Complain. I don't care. I'm sick of karasu being good. He's like a saiyan in Dragon Ball Z but more evil and a masochist. (but this is me voicing my own opinions.)
Quote of the Day:
"Gah! He really is a fox-thing!... and to think I let him near my kitten…" – Kuwabara.