I know that Inwe Nolatari is right. And I'm so sorry… for the late update. But my computer had a huge malfunction… grr… so I shall change the yusuke's head to kurama's… oops.
Quote of the Day:
"HELP! I'm in a truck full of psychic cannibals!" -Kuwabara
(I'm too lazy to see if it's the exact wordings. It's five in the morning. Please…"
Last time on Yuyuhakusho crossover Harry Potter:
"Did the message get delivered?"
"Yes, Tom. And what about our agreement?"
"I shall give you control over demon world and Kurama's(edited!) head. Karasu." Voldemort chuckled.
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"No!" Harry shot up out of his bed. "ugh…" Harry hissed while clutching his head in his hands.
"Harry?" Ron groaned from underneath a bundle of blankets and some clothes. "It's three in the morning."
"Oh… um. Sorry, I thought there were some spiders on the wall." Harry gave a weak chuckle.
"Where! Get 'em away!" Ron scrambled and stood on his bed looking around frantically.
"uh… I squashed them." Harry reassured Ron. Who in relief flopped back into bed and asleep in a few seconds.
"You know he's worried for you." Red eyes glinted next to the open window. Startled, Harry leaped out of his bed… or tried. As he leaped his feet got tangled in his covers resulting in a big crash.
"Hn. You're as ungraceful as the oaf." Hiei snorted.
"You startled me." Harry shot back.
"Do you think that Voldemort will come with a parade?" Hiei snapped.
"Then teach me." Harry persuaded.
"No. I'm not going to waste more time on you worthless human lives. Get someone else to teach you." Hiei jumped out of the window and into the shadows snorting as he went.
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Sighing for the fifth time Yusuke looked across the table at Kurama and gave another heavy sigh. It was breakfast time and he already gobbled down his food in under five minutes flat. Bored out of his mind he looked at Kurama longing to pick a fight with him. Sigh.
"Yes Yusuke?" Kurama put down the Daily Prophet. "Would you like to say anything?" Kurama asked as Yusuke sighed a melancholy one this time.
"I'm bored." Yusuke whined in a nasally pitch.
"Why don't you ask Kuwabara to entertain you?" Kurama pointed out.
"He's making a fool of himself over Yukina." Yusuke gave a nod with his head to the big doofus who was trying to make a joke and was failing miserably.
"How about Chu and Jin?" Kurama said while looking for them in the Great Hall.
"Busy playing with the quidditch team." Yusuke mumbled.
"Maybe you can help Hagrid, I hear he wants to introduce Puu." Kurama smirked. "We will come first thing in the morning, with the Slytherins." Kurama emphasized. Catching on, Yusuke hopped over to Hagrid to talk. Chuckling Kurama went back to the Daily Prophet while shaking his head.
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"Alrigh' let's geh goin'" Hagrid shouted at the seventh years. "Today we 'ave a great treat, Yusuke's agreed ta' show ya Puu."
As Yusuke came up to explain about how Puu became to be, Hiei quietly flitted next to Kurama. "We have a lead on who our mysterious Voldemort's right hand man is." Hiei murmured quietly and disappeared.
"Now you can see Puu, PUU!" Yusuke yelled as a big blue phoenix flew out of the sky and next to Yusuke. "Puu…" Puu purred as Yusuke patted his head. "Now who wants to touch him?"
"I will." Harry stepped up nervously and whispered low to Yusuke, "what do I do now?"
"Just pet him. He already likes you." Yusuke reassured Harry and gave him a small push towards Puu. Cautiously, Harry took his hand near the black tuffs of hair on the large phoenix and started to awkwardly pet him.
"Puu…" Puu purred while nuzzling his hand. Puu bent his head and scooped Harry up between his legs and took off the ground cooing. Flying for about five minutes with Harry spreading his arms out feeling the powerful phoenix beneath him, he breathed in some fresh air while relaxing for maybe the first time that year.
"Now if you die by mistake and you have a egg and you accidentally throw it in a fire or something to help someone you care about then you'll get something like Puu… if it doesn't eat you that is…" Yusuke explained as Harry slid off of Puu when it reached the ground.
"Will it be like Puu when it hatches?" Some Griffindore asked in the back.
"No. I have no clue how big it was but Puu was pretty small too before." Yusuke explained. "Remember, it shows your innards, your true self."
"So I guess everyone's egg would be like a stupid fluffy bird eh?" a Slytherin drawled in the back.
"Why don't you come up here Malfoy?" Yusuke glared as Malfoy sauntered up towards the big phoenix.
"What now?" Malfoy sneered. Pushing and nudging him towards Puu, Yusuke took a couple steps back. Puu made an angry noise and started to nip Malfoys' hair.
"Argh! Gerrit offa me!" Malfoy muffled as he tried to whack the bird while stumbling back and fell on his butt.
Smirking, Yusuke told the class, "dismissed."
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Kurama walked across the foggy campus early the next morning. His mother was worried for a bit when he broke out the news of going to a boarding school. But telling her it looked good for college, she hesitantly agreed.
'What's that.' Kurama mused as he saw a tree all by itself. "Are you a loner?" Kurama murmured while touching the tree gently. Hearing the moans of pain and displacement from the tree, Kurama started to stroke a branch.
"Mr. Kurama, it's dangerous standing next to the Whomping Willow." Mrs. McGonagall called out a few feet away from the dangerous tree.
"It's fine. I can handle it Mrs. McGonagall." Kurama bowed respectfully and touched the tree one last time before departing for breakfast.
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"Hey Yukina!" Kuwabara yelled over the mass of students chattering away in the Great Hall. "I almost forgot, did you find your brother?" Kuwabara lowered his voice to a whisper as he sat next to her.
"No Kazuma. But I'm sure he'll show up someday." Yukina smiled gently at Kuwabara for a minute before focusing on eating her eggs again.
"Yeah, don't you think Yukina's brother should show up sometime Hiei?" Yusuke nudged Hiei's foot under the table as he sat down across from Hiei and next to Kuwabara.
"Hmph, and why should I care?" Hiei turned away with a faint blush across his face.
"Hey! Everyone should care. I mean who does the guy think he is? Leaving poor Yukina to fend for herself?" Kuwabara shot.
"You're as dumb as a rock." Yusuke muttered and went back to gobbling and spitting up food.
Glaring at Kuwabara, Hiei turned away sulking.
"Hiei, did you really find my brother in the demon world?" Yukina asked him softly.
Hiei's cold eyes softened as he looked at his younger sister. "He'll come to you when he's ready." Hiei replied as Kurama came to sit down next to him.
"There's a very lonely tree out there." Kurama pointed outside, talking to Hermione. "Do you know why it grows by itself? The willow seems pretty sad."
"You touched the Whomping Willow and came out unscathed?" Hermione's eyes bulged as she involuntarily scooted nearer to Harry. "No one can touch the tree and get out alive. Or even look a bit battered up…"
"Oh yes, I'm like that with plants. I heal not harm." Kurama smiled coyly. "Plants and I were friends for a really long time."
"Oh yeah… I remember." Ron said after swallowing his food. "You have the green thumb." He nodded his head vigorously.
Kuwabara suddenly shouted out, "Yukinaaaa!" Kuwabara yelled when she was right next to him anyways, "want to see me put a whole turkey in my mouth?"
"No tact." Yusuke muttered to himself while chewing slowly, "none at all."
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"Ugh" Harry hissed while holding his head. Waking up at the middle of the night from his forehead wasn't unusual for him. And tonight wasn't any different.
"You might want to see Dumbledore about that." Kurama whispered while reading with his lamp on. "Would you like me to wake Ron up?"
"No, its fine, I'll just go to Dumbledore alone. We shouldn't wake him from his maroon sweaters." Harry gave a small grin as the red headed Weasley tossed and turned while moaning about the maroon sweaters out to choke him.
"I'll go with you then." Kurama put on a robe as they crept past the other three boys all snoring loudly. Yusuke had both legs hanging out of the bed, while Kuwabara rolled off sometime that night and was currently sleeping on the floor. Ron somehow had his feet on the pillow and his head hanging out at the bottom of the bed.
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"Hmm…" Dumbledore said slowly. "Would you like to have his thoughts completely out of your head?" He asked furrowing his eyebrows.
"Yes." Harry replied confidently. "I'm sick of him."
"Professor Dumbledore, if I can intervene." Kurama stepped up politely. "What do you see in those visions?"
"Well, I see Voldemort and this man. I've never seen this kind of man, sometimes his hair is black, and sometimes it's blonde." Kurama paled a little but motioned Harry to continue. "He talks about having someone's head. I never catch the name but he gets to take over a world. I think it's called the demon world. And the guy was obsessed with the hair. Saying it couldn't be hurt or something." Harry's forehead scrunched up as he tried to remember the rest of the little details.
"I know who it is." Kurama whispered quietly.
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"Potter, see me after class. Everyone else get out." Genkai said the next day.
"Yes Professor?"
"Something's on your mind eh?"
"Um.. yes." Harry fidgeted, "I need to learn to be as powerful as Yusuke."
"No. You would die from the training that Yusuke's gone through." Genkai moved some papers around her desk and sat down looking up at him.
"Please Genkai, I need to learn more. I cannot only rely on a few spells." Harry tried to reason with her.
"No. I can't help you." Genkai looked away.
"Yeah, but maybe I can." Yusuke came out of Genkai's office and walked next to her. "I'll teach you a few tricks when you're up against demons."
"Yusuke may be able to teach you things I cannot." Genkai said and walked out for lunch.
"Yusuke, can I ask one question?" Harry looked up at the teenager. "Why won't Genkai teach me?"
"I'm not sure really. She always said that she'd only take on one apprentice and I guess the training is too hard for you." Yusuke shrugged with his hands behind his head. "Anyways you don't want to train from her, its hell." He involuntarily shuddered at the thought.
"Eh? What did she make you do?"
"Well, I balanced on needles with one finger, I slept with snakes, got locked up in a cave for two weeks, and I also had to jump up mountains with two tons of weight on each leg…" Yusuke paused for a minute trying to remember the rest. "Oh yeah, don't ever take her tests… it'll kill you. I just got lucky."
"Oh, okay."
"So want to go get lunch? We'll practice afterwards." Yusuke started to run to the Great Hall.
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"Yusuke!" A tall man with a blue sucker in his mouth started to walk down from the door of the Great Hall as all the students became silent. A blue ogre followed him in a leopard loincloth. "Yusuke!" The man yelled again.
"Yusuke, who's he?" Harry leaned over the table, whispering.
"A brat." He replied while standing up to greet the man with the sucker. "Koenma, what do you want?"
"Always to the point as usual. I need to talk to you." Koenma nodded towards the others. "Dumbledore, I hope you don't mind if I use your office." Koenma started to walk out of the room.
"Excuse us." Kurama started to rise and follow Koenma.
"Harry, you might want to tag along." Genkai rose from the table and walked out stiffly.
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"It turns out Karasu has somehow been alive when you tried to kill him in the tournament Kurama." Koenma stated. "Voldemort has made an alliance with him. To make him king of the Demon World."
"So Kurama'll kick his ass again." Yusuke shrugged.
"It's not that simple. Turns out Karasu has some powerful friends in the high classes. He's recruiting A class and S class demons." Koenma furrowed his eyebrows in worry and stress.
"How did Karasu convince the demons to work for him?"
"Good point Kurama, I'm not quite sure what the deal is, but I'm sure it's not the best. Maybe full access to the human world. But either way I need Chuu, Jin and the rest to come back and make some alliances with the demons, I'm sure King Enkai wouldn't mind teaming up with us. But on the meanwhile, Yusuke, you'll have to be on your toes. Botan I want a full report on the defense in this place."
"Prince Koenma, this is the safest haven on earth." Professor McGonnagall butted in. "No demon could possibly come barging through."
"What about the creepy forest?" Kuwabara pointed out.
"That's why I need Botan to take a look. Also reason with the creatures in the forest, they might be of use." Koenma directed.
"Um, I have a suggestion." Harry piped up quietly. "How about training some of the students to fight? Maybe without their wands or something. It'll help them when they might fight." He took a corner of his robe while fingering it while talking.
"Sure what the heck." Koenma said while waving his hands in the air. "But I got to go prepare things back at home. I'll come back later, but I'll take Jin and everyone else with me." Koenma opened a portal and walked through.
"I hate bearers of bad news. I should have just shoved my arm down his throat." Yusuke murmured while trying to think of the best possible way to kill Koenma.
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Okay.. I'm finally finished… it took forever to get this done. Too much finals, then we went to Europe and blah blah blah. Anyways I'm done! WHOO!
Quote of the Day:
Hiei:
Harness your own power if you hope to beat him. If you take anything
from our scrimmage take that. So go. Save the human world. Or don't.
I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome.
yusuke
starts laughing
Hiei:
What's so funny?
Yusuke
Urameshi: Your so full of crap! 'I don't
care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I
told everyone that you'd come back to resucue us when we needed you
must you big softie, or should I say little softie.
Hiei:
I should have slit his throat when I had the chance.
