Okay. I'm going to try and finish this fanfiction up over the summer. Hopefully. If I'm not fooling around. ;;; anyways. I'm being killed about my report card so hopefully that turns out better than I expect.

Quote of the Day:

(Talking about fighting Bui)

Kuwabara: I can take this guy, look at these guns right here.

Koenma: Do you want to be buried in that or something decent?

Kuwabara: HEY! Now that you're my height junior let me tell you something.

Koenma: So do you want a grave or a tombstone?

Kuwabara yells while Koenma starts to snicker in the background while Yusuke and Hiei chat and Hiei goes to fight Bui

Kuwabara: Hey, I thought I was going to fight him…

Koenma: How about burial flowers, do you like roses?

(this is from the top of my head so the whole quote might not be perfect.)

Last time on YuYuHakusho crossover Harry Potter:

"Sure what the heck." Koenma said while waving his hands in the air. "But I got to go prepare things back at home. I'll come back later, but I'll take Jin and everyone else with me." Koenma opened a portal and walked through.

"I hate bearers of bad news. I should have just shoved my arm down his throat." Yusuke murmured while trying to think of the best possible way to kill Koenma.

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"Okay, so what I'm going to teach you are basic things you need in life." Yusuke told Harry. They woke up early before breakfast and went down near the quidditch field to train.

"Like what?" Harry asked.

"Like how to beat a guy up."

"Um… didn't you say this will be useful in life? How?"

"Well you can beat up some kid for some lunch money…" Yusuke joked, but seeing Harry's startled face, reassured him that's not the real reason. "When your wand is taken away you wizards have no more offense or even defense." Yusuke explained, "A fighter always falls back to his body to protect him. You can also use this as a defense against muggles. Since you're not allowed to use magic on them."

"Okay, so let's get started."

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Yawning, Kuwabara looked out the window of the Griffindore common room.

'Hey, Urameshi and Harry are out there, I'd better go too.' Kuwabara mumbled while stumbling out half awake and half naked until he realized in the Great Hall he was wearing only one pair of boxers.

"Better get some clothes on first." Kuwabara ran up the stairs.

"Urameshi, I knew you would beat up on some poor defenseless guy." Kuwabara shook his head.

"Why don't I beat you up!" Yusuke started to give Kuwabara a mega wedgie.

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"So you're learning to not use your wand?" Kuwabara asked after being filled out why Yusuke and Harry were out in the field. "Well you know, my spirit sword is better than fists." Kuwabara boasted while showing his yellow energy sword off. "HEY! Maybe you can do this with your wand." Kuwabara pointed eagerly to Harry's wand.

"For once, you got a hell of a great idea, Kuwabara." Yusuke slapped his friend on the back.

"Why thank yo- WAIT! URAMESHI!" Kuwabara started to fight with Yusuke who started to punch back.

Harry sighed he could tell this was going to be a long day full of surprising migraines.

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Genkai was peacefully marking 'F's when three misbehaving dimwits bursts through her door and run up to her desk and babble like monkeys. "Shut up." Genkai said, not even looking up. As they quieted down, she looked up and raised a brow. "Now what the hell are you idiots doing bothering me?"

"Professor, Yusuke and Kuwabara were training me and Kuwabara thought of something." Harry nodded towards Kuwabara who started to speak.

"Genkai, is there a way to harden Harry's wand enough to use it like a sword?"

"There is, like how you first used your spirit sword from the base of another fighter's sword and used some of the energy. You can do the same with Harry's wand. But he might not have enough energy to form a sword out of nothing like you do Kuwabara. Wizards and witches depended on wands for so long that most cannot convert energy out of thin air anymore." Genkai concluded as the rest stood trying to soak up all the information.

"So what can I do?" Harry asked furrowing his brows together trying to concentrate.

"You can harden your sword to make it more invincible. Then you can also use it as a sword while jinxing someone or something." Genkai waved them off as a 'I'm done explaining go ask someone else now'.

"Let's go ask Kurama." Yusuke whispered.

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Three bodies slumped together on the Griffindore bench while the rest of the students in the Great Hall ate breakfast.

"I wonder how late they were up last night fooling around." Keiko tsked while Hermione nodded in agreement.

"Actually, they were training this morning." Kurama grinned while looking at Harry, Yusuke, and Kuwabara snoring loudly while leaning on one another.

"Oh yes. Now I remember, since Jin and everyone else is gone, I'm looking around the castle now." Botan snapped her fingers, "And this morning I saw Yusuke and Kuwabara teaching Harry how to fight."

"Isn't that dangerous?" Yukina asked with concern and doubt.

"Nah." Everyone replied.

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"Lord Voldemort, I'm told that the pesky detective found out about Master Karasu." Lucius Malfoy bowed.

"And how did they find out Lucius? I think I smell a rat." Voldemort hissed and Peter Pettigrew who stood on his left side winced.

"Voldemort… let's not be hasty." Karasu gave a grin. "They don't know about my 'friend'." Karasu gave a low laugh as his 'friend' came up to greet Voldemort.

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"So concentrate on making my wand hard." Harry glared at his wand as if challenging the wand itself.

"You know, the whole making my wand harden sounds like a nasty joke." Yusuke gave a toothy grin at Kuwabara who caught on to the perverted pun.

"Ugh boys." Keiko muttered as the other girls silently agreed that boys were just disgusting. They came out to watch the training but nothing really seemed to happen. Except that Harry was looking cross-eyed at his wand.

"Why don't we do something interesting?" Botan asked.

"Like what?"

"Um… er… well." Botan stuttered.

"Give it up Botan." Shizuru reached for a cigarette.

"Well, at least we can see Yusuke beat up Kuwabara." Botan gave a long sigh.

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"You may come in." Dumbledore answered as Harry came up the stairs and to his desk.

"Uh, Professor Dumbledore, may I have permission to start up D.A. again? To train students to fight against Voldemort?"

"My my it's Potter." The painting behind Dumbledore sneered.

"Hush now Phineaus, (did I spell it right?) I'm sorry Harry, Phineaus gets cranky being cooped up against a wall. But I give you full access to do with the D.A. as long as you don't harm them of course." Dumbledore smiled gently while his mischievous eyes started to twinkle.

"Thank you Professor Dumbledore." Harry ran out of the room with glee.

"I think he'll grow up to be a wonderful boy, don't you think Phineaus?"

"Bah."

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"Harry, is it true you're starting up D.A. again?" Ron whispered across the table at dinner.

"Yeah, I'm hoping to help everyone defend themselves against Voldemort if they have to. Yusuke and Kuwabara are going to help us, and I'm going to ask Kurama for some tips too."

"Want us to round up some of the students who might want to join?" Ron started to reach for a slice of apple pie.

"Sure, thanks you guys." Harry started to reach for the pumpkin pie. Who doesn't love pies?

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The room of requirements was filled with students on couches or seats chattering away, waiting for the next thing. "Wow, I didn't expect this many to show up on the first day…" Harry looked at all the students. There were mostly Griffindores and Ravenclaws, but also a handful of Hufflepuff and even a few stray Slytherins. "Um… Hi, I'd like to say something." Harry motioned everyone to stop talking, "Thanks for being here, I really appreciate it, hopefully you pass on to others the materials that we are going to teach you." He motioned at Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama at the word 'we'. "I'm going to help you defend yourself against others, like Voldemort." Some gasped at the name while others like Yusuke just snorted.

"Okay, I'm going to help you defend yourself when you're wandless. You might not like the idea, but if I was the bad guy the first thing I'd try to destroy or take away is your wands." Yusuke nodded.

"Yes, and I shall teach you how to harden your wand enough so you can use it like a sword or a knife to defend when spells are useless." Kurama stepped up while some girls started to swoon.

"Yeah, and I'll teach you how to use your sword." Kuwabara punched his fist in the air.

"Hn, if you let the oaf teach them, they'll all be killed." Hiei smirked.

"Hiei! You nasty little… when did you get here? And how? It took me forever trying to figure out where this place was." Yusuke gave a confused look.

"You are as usual thinking I'm in the same class as the idiot there." Hiei's third eye started to glow.

"Does that mean you're willing to help Hiei?" Kurama switched the subject before Yusuke could do some real damage.

"Hn…" Hiei flitted away.

"Aw, he'll come back some other time." Yusuke started to stretch his arms.

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"Oh man, that was the hardest thing ever." Seamus muttered on his way to the door out of the room of requirements.

"Yeah, but it was kind of interesting." Neville looked around nervously.

"Yeah, now we can take on Malfoy and beat him up." Ron gave a huge smile while dreaming of when he finally punches Malfoy.

"You shouldn't use knowledge for the wrong reasons, it just makes you as low as them." Kurama popped up behind them.

"Geez, give us a heart attack." Ron put a hand over his heart trying to breathe normally.

"Kurama's right, you can't use it for evil. It's just wrong." Hermione walked up scolding them.

"Yes mother." The boys replied simultaneously.

"Now you better get to that potions essay due Monday." Hermione started to walk ahead while the guys just rolled their eyes.

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"Yusuke! You got a message from Koenma." Botan floated on her oar waiting for the boy to wake up. "YUSUKE!" No such luck. "I think I see that charming young man from Hufflepuff hitting on Keiko." She peered out the window when it really was just Hiei and Kurama talking.

"WHAT? WHERE? I'll get my hands on that stupid little puff thing!" Yusuke jumped up and to the window ready to jump out and 'save' Keiko.

"Slow down Yusuke, I was just joking. Eh heh heh…" She had a nervous grin on her face, "now don't kill me yet." Yusuke just stalked towards her with an irritated expression. "Koenma asked me to get you and you weren't getting up anytime soon… so I had to resort to some drastic measures. Anyways, Keiko's fine… Shizuru's making sure she's not attracting any unwanted attention as a favor for me."

"What's all this racket about?" A hand popped up out from under Harry's bed waving sluggishly. "It's too early to talk."

"Botan woke me up so I can talk to diaper boy…" Yusuke glared at her and started to undress. With a loud eep, Botan flew out the window covering her eyes from shameful things.

"You better get to him, it's important." She called from outside with her hands still over her eyes.

"Can I come? I need to ask him something." Harry's eye peeked from under the bed.

"Sure tag along. I'm sure diaper boy doesn't mind." Yusuke started to put some gel in his hair.

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"Here we are." Yusuke pranced in Dumbledore's office with Harry trailing after. "Where's that idiot?"

"I'm right here Yusuke." Botan opened the silver briefcase to show a screen with Koenma in his baby form.

"That's Koenma?" Harry stared at the screen with his mouth open.

"Gah!" Koenma swiveled his chair around and moments later was a teen prince. "Yusuke, I thought Harry was at class." Koenma gave a hard glare.

"Yeah, well he wanted to talk to you about something." Yusuke gave a shrug and pushed Harry forward.

"uh, um.. sir. Well you see… I was wondering if you knew a man named Sirius." Harry stuttered.

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Bwahahahaha I'm done! And faster than most of the other chapters… hmm…

Quote of the Day:

Keiko: Wait! What am I suppose to do with Yusuke here?
Botan: Oh, you know, don't they teach you anything in health class?
Keiko: What Do you mean Botan?
Botan: A teenage girl alone in the woods with an sleeping teenage boy?
Keiko: I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL, BOTAN.
Botan: I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says so otherwise. Meow