1. Sakura: I'm BUSY Sasuke! Go play with Ino!
2. Sasuke: (singing) Whatcha gonna do with all my humps, all my lumps...
Fan girls: Nosebleed.
3. Naruto: No thanks, I can't eat ramen anymore. I'm on the low carb diet.
4. All: (pointing at Naruto who's crying in a corner) Sasuke: What is UP with those stupid whisker marks?
Sakura: Oh my god Naruto, you're such a STALKER.
Hinata: Naruto, you ugly piece of crap, take a breath mint!
5. Sakura: (walking in on a very YAOI Naru/Sasu moment) Oh. My. God.
Sasuke: Go away Sakura. No smelly girls allowed!((giggles)
Naruto:(just in it for ramen)
6.Konohamaru: Out of the way Naruto! You're SO two years ago. (following behind Kakashi with a bunch of fan girls)
7. Sakura: OH. MY. GOD. INO, LOOK AT HER BUTT!
Ino: Its so BIG!
Naruto:(whips on some sunglasses and strikes a pose) I like BIG BUTTS.
Hinata:(scantily clad and dancing around Naruto, shaking her "groove thang)
8. Kakashi:(pulls off facemask) SEE HOW HIDEOUSLY I AM DISFIGURED! (zooms in on his tiny scar)
Naruto+Sasuke:(sweat drop)
Fan girls: (nosebleed)
9. Zabuza: Hey, has anyone ever noticed that my pants look like a cow?
10. Naruto: SEXY NO JUTSU!
Shikamaru: No Naruto! I STILL won't sleep with you!
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR READING! I plan on doing about 10 per chapter, so you keep coming back, you hear! Oh ya, review please!