Hey guys, thanks for sticking with it! It may not be as funny as you would expect, but... wait, what am I saying!
Oh and a big shout out to Amanda, my first reviewer!
1. Sasuke: (dancing with Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Girls) This shi isbananas, B A N A N A S!
2. Naruto: Hey Iruka-Sensei, what's up? OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH SASUKE!
Iruka: Now, now Naruto, it's perfectly natural. In fact, why don't you join us?
Sasuke: ONE OF US, ONE OF US!
Naruto: (screams, pukes, runs away)
3. Sasuke: Hey Naruto... (sucks on a lollipop)
Naruto: Yeah, wha... SASUKE! AAAAAAAAHHH! (runs away)
Sasuke: (wearing a leather Speedo) What?
4. Shikamaru: Hey Chouji! Will you run through the town naked if I give you a donut?
NEXT DAY: AAAAAAAAAAH! CHOUJI! PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS!
Sasuke: (nosebleed)
5. Sakura: Hmmmmm, I COULD buy some Shinobi gear, but that lip gloss IS eyecatching.
6. Kakashi: (not wearing a shirt and blasting music) PEACE OUT! FOE RIZZALE!
7. Gaara: Oh MY GOD! OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Naruto: What's your problem!
Gaara: The new Hilary Duff Album is out!
8. Naruto, Shikamaru and Sasuke all walking together:
Naruto: Come on guys, let's bounce!
Shikamaru: Peace out bitces!
Sasuke: (points to his Uchiha fan) Represent!
9. Naruto: OKAY! Who was in my stash!
Sasuke: (bloodshot eyes) FEEEEEEEELINGS WOAH WOAH WOAH!
10. Sakura: Hey do you guys wanna go to that new Wacdonald's place?
Hinata, Ino: Yeah, sure.
(Walk in and see Kagome and her friends hitting on Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru)
Sakura: Back off whore!
Kagome: (snaps fingers) Oh yeah, you gonna make me beatch?
All: (pounce on eachother)
Naruto: Be right back!
(comes back wearing a striped ref's shirt and dragging a kiddie pool full of mud)
Sasuke and Shikamaru: WOOO YEAH!
Hey guys! Keep reading! And if you're mad that I keep making Sasuke gay, just think about it. He never shows any emotion towards any chicks! (even if they are totally hot) And with all of these yaoi fanfics going around(not that I read them, but to my dismay there are pictures EVERYWHERE) its just so believable! Please keep reading and be sure to review!