Tongue Tied
Summary- Royxed Roy and Ed play a word game and Roy keeps getting tongue tied with all the right answers.
"Hey, Roy let's play a game."
"Leave me alone Fullmetal I'm working."
"You mean you'd rather do work then slack off."
"What type of game?"
"It's like this; I ask you a question you answer."
"Sounds simple enough, did you tiny brain come up with that on its own."
"WHO YOU CALLIN' SO SMALL HIS INTELLIGENCE MATCHES HIS HEIGHT TO A PEA!"
"I never said that Fullmetal."
"Just shut up and answer the questions Mustang."
"Proceed with the inquisition."
"Okay, what do you do at a store?"
"Shop."
"What is another name for soda?"
"Pop."
"What aren't you in the bedroom?"
"Top…Wait."
"Hahahahahaha! Oh, let's do another."
"Let's not."
"Don't be a Bastard Mustang."
"Fine, I won't."
"So you'll play?"
"No, but my father married my mother, thank you."
"Oh, come on Mustang."
"Fine, if it will get you to leave me alone."
"A mark that bleeds is a?"
"Cut."
"If not your stomach then your…"
"Gut."
"What you search on the internet is?"
"Smutt… wait. Damn it Fullmetal!"
"Ha! I knew it. No one stays on the computer that long researching arrays. You are such a pervert."
"I'm the pervert? What about you?"
"Whose the one who suggested every woman in the army must wear skirts."
"Leave Edward."
"Fine, fine one more I promise."
"If this is like the others…"
"It's not I promise."
"Fine."
"Cow's go."
"Moo."
"The number for a pair is?"
"Two."
"Colonel Mustang loves…"
"You…Oh."
"Hehehehe… really now?"
"Why me, stop laughing Fullmetal and come here and kiss me."
(Sometime later.)
"It's my turn Fullmetal."
"Your turn, didn't you have enough turns already, I'm too tired."
"Not for that, let me ask you the questions."
"Ok…ay"
"If you sneeze your?"
"Sick."
"A clock can."
"Tick."
"Tonight you're gonna lick my-"
Pause. Squeak
"Mmmm…Nope. Not the right answer."