A/N: Sorry guys for not updating… I've been working and I'm soooo tired… plus there's that whole writer's block thing… it sucks! Anyway… here's another chapter for you! (Sorry if people are out of character… I'm not that good) Bold is my author's notes... if u guys don't me interrupting the story to put in my opinions I'll try and stop.. I just like to do it once in a while.

DISCLAIMER: If I owned anything… do you really think I'd be here?

(Just in case you didn't get that: I own nothing!)

Chapter 3 (Edwards POV)

"So, what would you like to do now?" I asked the beautiful creature sitting in the passenger seat, "You don't have to be home until 10, so that gives us exactly… 3 hours, 47 minutes and 35… 34… 33… and counting, seconds." Bella smiled, I knew that would cheer her up. I thought over the time again. "I know what we can do… we can stop for dinner!"

"You mean take me out to some outrageously expensive restaurant, check the menu over for potential hazards, warn me about each and every hazard… including paper cuts from the menu, then sit there and stare at me while I eat, making other people think you crazy… and finally when this fun filled event is over… you pick up the tab. That sound about right?"

"Silly Bella," I replied, finding a problem with her little tirade, "The other people don't think I'm crazy…" A little weird but… "And even if they did it wouldn't matter to me." I grinned at her, ignoring the rest of her statement… so what if it was true? Who really wants a paper cut? And don't get me started on the dangers of fish bones! That was just asking for trouble. "So, where do you want to go for dinner then?"

"Don't worry... I know the perfect place!" For some reason… this made me nervous.

LATER

"You think your soooo funny… don't you? We are not going in there!" I said as we pulled up to the building.

"Come on … it'll be fun." She said stepping out of the car, "or you could stay here and I can go in… by myself… alone… with no one to watch out for me." I sighed… she knew I'd come… I owed her for tricking her with the new car… not that I felt guilty or anything! But why did she have to pick this place? Why is there even a place like this? What kind of insane person would open a restaurant like this… no way was I letting Bella go in there alone, and why, why am I talking to myself? I shrugged… better get this over with.

I took one last look at the safety of my car... you know I could get Bella out of here… no… she'd hate that… I've already done that once today… it might be hazardous to her health… no wait… it is… she can hardly think when I do that… but… isn't that the point? I need help.

I followed Bella to the front of the restaurant and glanced up at the sign again. What is Bella thinking? I stopped outside the door to let a woman and her 2 children pass going in. I sighed… I couldn't put this off any longer. I entered the building and into my own worst nightmare.

End of chapter 3…. just kidding.

"Welcome to Dracula's Place" The host (is that what they're called? It sounded better than 'seating guy') said in a bored tone… until he saw Bella, he was dressed like a vampire from a cheesy movie and attempted to speak with a Transylvanian accent, "How many will be dining this evening?" (Sorry... its hard to come up with a good name for the restaurant… all you need to know is it's a vampire themed restaurant and it's full of kids all the time!) I heard his thoughts clear as day in my head, "wow, she's so pretty… why is she with this guy? He doesn't look so tough (this from the guy dressed like Dracula) I wonder what she…" I stopped listening then… it wouldn't help if I attacked this boy in front of all these children.

"Table for two," I said putting my arm around Bella's waist… she looked up at me questioningly then seemed to figure out what was wrong as she looked back and forth between me and the host, "preferably in the back." He picked up the menus and quickly led us to a table in the back corner where few people sat, all adults. All the children seemed to be playing in a large playground inside the building. We sat and the guy walked away when I told him we needed a minute to see our choices... I knew coming here was a mistake… I glowered at the menu. Bella seemed to be trying not to laugh. I tried to ignore her by reading the one page menu… yep… big mistake. (Be warned... I suck at this part)

DRACULA'S PLACE

Sink your fangs into these meals!

Main Course

Bat Burger with undead fries $7.99

Undead Pizza Sm $5.99 Lg $9.99

Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Vegetarian, or Cheese.

Chicken Bats with undead fries $6.99

Garlic Breath (Lasagna) $8.99

Drinks

Blood comes in 5 flavors:

Coke, Diet Coke, Root Beer, $1.99

Orange, and Sprite.

We also carry orange and apple juice and milk and chocolate milk $1.99

END OF MENU

I looked up at Bella who was still looking at the menu. "So… can we leave yet?" I asked and she looked up.

"No, I want to eat here… what's wrong with it?" I could point out many things wrong with this place. "Anyway… I think I'll have the Bat Burger with the undead fries and a Coke Blood." I looked at her and sighed… why me?

Our waitress came over soon after, dresses like a Goth with fangs, and Bella ordered her food while I listened to the girl's thoughts (I'm not going into this... it's the usual… omg he's soooo cute… as much as I agree… I think you all get the gist.) "Nothing for me" I said before she could ask, she seemed like she was going to say something then turned around and left our table. In no time Bella's food and… drink… were brought out. She ate it quickly sensing that I really, really, really wanted to go. After a horrible 45 minutes in that place I was glad when I paid the bill and we left. Note to self… Bella is NEVER choosing where we (she) eats ever again!

A/N: So what did you think? Was it horrible? I don't like it much… please don't hate me! I'll try and post again soon… you know… work… oh and I'm going on vacation on Aug 6th for 2 weeks so I won't be posting then… sorry in advance… and yes more chapters to come!