FF8 Humor Compilation

Summary : Each chapter has it's own cute short story, each chapter was based on a random object.

AN - I saw a couple of these already, and decided I'd try it. It's working ok so far.

Disclaimer : I don't own the characters.


Item : Purse

Shifting nervously, Squall tried his best to ignor the stares of a young girl, about six years old. Since her mother had dragged her to this area of the mall, the little girl had been staring and giggling. Not that he could blame her, if he were anyone else he would laugh at the poor fool holding the purse outside the ladies room.

It's amazing how Rinoa manages to carry her purse through everything, she even carried it through a theme park once. And yet, as soon as she finds the restroom she gives him all the bags she has including her purse. Today he was just lucky that she hadn't found anything she liked yet, otherwise he would also be the caretaker of eighteen bags of nothing but clothes, makeup, and accessories.

Squall herd the approach of another lady, and moved to make a more spacious path to the door. When the woman just grabbed the girl by the hand and walked off, he sighed in almost relief.

How much longer...?

It's been...

With that thought he heard some commotion in the bathroom, followed by shouting, and a few screams.

Not again... God, makes me glad I know Quistis' cell number...

And so away Squall went, punching in Quisty's number praying that she might be in the immediate area. Luckily she was just entering this store, and would arrive in a matter of moments.

"Poor Squall, is Rinoa fighting in the girls bathroom again?" she covered her mouth in a poor attempt to hide her smile.

"..." Squall shifted his weight again, crossing his arms and staring down at the tiled floor.

"Don't worry, we shouldn't be long," Quisty reasured him and she headed into the restroom, leaving Squall to brood by himself, still holding Rinoa's purse.