FF8 Humor Compilation
Summary : Each chapter has it's own cute short story, each chapter was based on a random object.
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Item : Marker
Looking down at the small black sharpie in his hand Zell stopped and thought. Zell, the one human that could be the definition of movement and energy - Zell, who always had to be doing something - was now sitting in a chair, marker in hand, pondering what he could achieve with said item. It was this stillness that was so uncharacteristic of the martial artist that allowed him to remain seated safely in the dorm of one Seifer Almasy. True that under normal circumstances, the smaller blond would never have gained admittance into the sacred dwelling, but Zell was actually a decent hacker.
Leaning back in the computer chair, Zell tossed the marker up, catching it as it fell back to him. Doodling on the posters of girls, with their tanned and slim bodies sporting skimpy bikinis was the first idea to pop into his mind. He quickly decided such a thing would be a shame, and tossed the idea back to the abyss it came from.
If there's nothing worth doodling on of his... then...
Shifting restlessly on his bed, Seifer raised an arm and moved his head away from the grey wall.
Suddenly inspiration hit. Bolting from the chair so quickly it nearly toppled over, Zell leaned over his sleeping victim. Examining the closed eyes, glancing over his face, tracing the scar with his eyes, the small blond went about searching for some suitable part of Seifer to shame.
Smiling wickedly, Zell uncapped his marker and closed in on the larger blonde.
Shouting could be heard throughout all dorms in the early morning, about four thirty. Followed by what sounded very much like the footsteps of a chocobo on haste, trampling through the halls.
That evening, Zell did not arrive for his daily electronics class, which was shared with none other than Seifer. Seifer, sporting some faded black lines on his face in circles, and fake eyelashes, and even a lone tear, was ready to deliver some payback.
Not even bothering to remain in the room for the entire length of the class, Seifer walked out, headed directly towards Zell's dorm with murderous intentions.