Chapter 3: Tootsie Fanny
"You still didn't have to peg it at me!" Sawyer raged. "Tootsie Fanny, I want a divorce!"
"Go to hell ass hole! And what happened to Freckles? And lastly, we're not married!" she was angry that he got to laze around all day and she had to work.
"Whatever. Your not off the hook though. I don't care that you hit me, but you hit my head! Of all the places!" Sawyer followed her down the beach.
"Your lucky it was your head, I almost threw it somewhere else!" Kate kept walking and Sawyer stopped.
"You wouldn't have done that, then we'd never have children!" Sawyer said, catching up with her.
"For one thing I didn't know you wanted children and for the other thing, we're not having sex!" Kate turned on her heels and threw her pile of fire wood down.
"I know, but we will be soon," Sawyer flirted.
"I know what's coming next, you try to rape me, I escape and then whenever I'm getting involved with Jack, I think he's you!" Kate slapped him.
"You've been watching too many Soap opera's" Sawyer said, rubbing his right cheek.
"Well if you know so much about them, so have you!" Kate slapped him again, but this time it was just for fun. "And another thing I haven't been watching anything because I've been stuck on this god-forsaken island with a bunch of ass hole's who just want to sleep with me!" Kate picked up her wood and turned again.
Jin stared at her. Sun came running out of the trees. She tackled Jin.
"You want to sleep with my friend! You are an ass hole!" Sun shouted in English, punching Jin in the nose, then kicking him in the stomach.
"Holy shit! Sun stop!" Kate ran over trying to pull the angry Korean off her husband. "I was talking about Sawyer and Jack!"
"Oh." Sun looked at Jin, who had a bloody nose. "Shit. I'll see you later!" Sun had a horrified expression on her face as she darted back through the jungle. Sawyer grabbed Jin so he couldn't go after her. Kate giggled. So did Sawyer, who let go of Jin when he too started to laugh.
"So does this mean you like me?" Kate grabbed one of her bigger sticks and chucked it at Sawyer. "Day-jah-voo," Sawyer said. The stick whacked Sawyer in the spot Kate was thinking of earlier.
"Not exactly," Kate smiled.
"Sweet God! I'll never make another grammar mistake if you please help me! SHIT!"
"That's what you get, stalker!" Kate stormed off, leaving Jin laughing hysterically at Sawyer.
"It's Sawyer, Tootsie!" Sawyer called, still holding his crotch.