Rating: K+

Pairings: Sam and Rodney

Summary: Rodney meets a 'Dumb Blonde' at an after conference party

Disclaimer: I own none of the Stargate characters Blah Blah Blah.

Authors Notes: It is about time these two met

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"You know that dress would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor," said the man standing behind her. Samantha Carter turned around and looked him in the eye

"So would you" she retorted as she started to turn back, he gave a laugh

"Ha ha, so would you, very good I like a woman with a sense of humour" he replied

"She would need one, now please go away," Sam said. Rodney stuck out his hand

"Dr Rodney McKay" he said introducing himself, Sam shook his hand

"Captain Samantha Carter, United States Air Force" she replied

"Ah another fantasy come true, a woman in uniform" Rodney sighed. Sam rolled her eyes

"Dr McKay, take my advice, your technique needs practise, now please leave me alone before I'm forced to hurt you," she said.

"My technique is fine, your theories however are fundamentally flawed" he replied as Sam gawked open mouthed at him

"Flawed!" she retorted in a loud voice. Several people stared at them so she grabbed Rodney's arm and led him to a balcony

"Flawed! Flawed! I am the foremost authority on wormhole physics...," she spluttered.

"In the US Military maybe, but on a world stage your theories wouldn't stand up, you'd be laughed out of Astrophysics" Rodney replied

"You...you..." Sam breathed deeply and counted to ten "Dr McKay, I'm sure your theories work on paper, my information comes from a very reliable source", she said silently adding 'nah nah nanah nah' at the end. Rodney grinned

"We should work together on this reliable source of yours, with my help your theories may gain some respect, not that I need it of course but I do like to help my fellow scientists, especially ones as gorgeous as you" he said

"Sorry McKay I have to refuse your most generous offer but I can't divulge my sources, because if I did I'd have to kill you and at the moment that is just too tempting" Sam said with a sweet smile.

"I love angry chicks," said Rodney "always so passionate, really gets me going" he said with a smirk. Sam snorted in disgust

"You're a jerk McKay an ignorant, arrogant jerk" she hissed

"Ah but you love me really" he said. Sam whacked him on the shoulder "oww, oww that hurt, where did you learn to punch so hard? Oww I think you've dislocated it"

"Don't be a baby McKay" Sam replied

"You have you've dislocated it, you assaulted me because I said your theories were dumb" he whined, Sam shook her head

"No I didn't I whacked you because you're a chauvinistic asshole, you sexually harassed me" she retorted,

"No I didn't" replied Rodney still rubbing his shoulder

"No! What was 'That dress would look good in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor' then?" remarked Sam. Rodney went pale

"Um...an ice breaker" he said

"Get yourself a new chat up line then you dork, the cheese on that one is going mouldy and be more gracious about other peoples work" Sam said

"And you need to be less confrontational about criticism" retorted McKay

"Fine" said Sam

"Fine" replied Rodney. Sam grabbed the back of Rodney's neck and kissed him

"Thanks McKay it's been fun" she said as she headed back to the party

"So...uh...same time tomorrow?" Rodney mumbled.

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AN: I got the crumpled heap line from the Radio Show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue in their chat up and put down line round, if you have the opportunity to listen please do, I guarantee you won't be able to keep a straight face