Okay good job guys. Thanks for all the reviews. This story is going to start getting longer more detailed chapters, I just want to get a few up to entertain people. The longer chapters will start next update. For now on I'll think of fresh, new ideas. Last time we had stand byers and the two chapters before that we had modder clans. This time the H2 protectors will have a different problem...read to find out what it is and what the all-seeing King Mod will do about it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Halo 2.

Sage, Crimson and Brown were in the pregame lobby waiting to get matched up with more cheaters. Teal wasn't there today because he had a life and the others didn't. The (4) came up on the waiting list and the game rules and players showed up. The map was...ASCENSION! "OH SHIT THEY'RE HARD MODDING...AND I DON'T HAVE HOST FOR YOU GUYS!" Brown yelled in fear.

Meanwhile King Mod was sitting in the menu watching their game by some unknown means. "WAIT A SECOND! THAT ISN'T TEAM MODZ SUCK! WHO THE F- ARE THEY!" He yelled in confusion.

H2 protectors' enemies were "we pwn modders". The game started and the enemies lined up in the dish. "ATTENTION! THIS IS THE LEADER OF CLAN WE PWN MODDERS! WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU GUYS! COME TO THE DISH SO WE CAN TALK!" One of them explained. So Sage, Crimson and Brown went to the center dish to see their rivals. "Who are you...?" Sage asked. "I am Anti Mod, this is Kill Cheaterz and W3 always win. We just hacked King Mod's game chart so we could meet up with you. We hate King Mod and his modding fags too! We want them out of matchmaking just as bad as you guys do. So now, if you don't mind quit your clan and join ours'". Anti Mod said. "Thanks but no thanks, we already have a clan". Brown explained. "Hahaha...we were not asking...WE WERE TELLING! NOW JOIN OUR CLAN AND YOU'LL SAVE EVERYONE THAT WORKS AT BUNGIE! WE PLANTED A BOMB INSIDE BUNGIE AND IF THEY DON'T START GETTING TO WORK ON THEIR SERVER WE'LL F-ING BLOW THEM AWAY!" Anti Mod yelled.

"YOUR FREAKEN INSANE MAN! YOU CAN'T BLOW A COMPANY UP JUST FOR A GAME! ARE YOU HIGH OR SOMETHING?" Crimson yelled back. "WELL THEN...IF YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN US...THEN OUT OF OUR WAY...LET US WIN!" Kill Cheaterz said. "AGAIN!...ARE YOU GUYS HIGH! WE'LL GET PERMA BANNED IF WE LOSE!" Crimson shouted. "Like we would let you win...hardly..."! Sage argued. "THEN LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT LEGIT 29S CAN DO!" W3 always win said. They took out Battle Rifles and started to shoot at Sage. They all ducked down behind rocks. "These guys might be quite a challenge...we better grab the rocks and snipes quick!" Brown said. They tried to crouch under the rapid fire rifles that were trying to kill them. Brown ran for the sniper avoiding gun shot all the way while Crimson ran straight down toward the rocket launcher. Sage jumped up from above the rocks. "LET'S FIGHT!" He yelled as he dodged BR shots. Crimson used the gravity lift and the noise scared we pwn modders off. A rocket flew down and blew up Kill Cheaterz. The rocket left a big black spot on the ground. Brown had W3 always win in his scope. He fired away at him and shot him right in the head. The last member escaped into the tower and his buddies respawned near him.

"How are they so freaken good!" Anti Mod yelled. Sage walked right into the tower. "Alot of hard battles makes good practice! TRY IT YOU F-ING HAXORS!" Sage yelled as he tossed a sticky into them and they all blew up at once. "TRIPLE KILL!" Was shouted on Sage's screen. Meanwhile Crimson was on the phone with the police telling them about the bomb. They respawned at the Banshee port. Anti Mod saw Brown on the blue base tower looking for them with the sniper. "W3 always win...get o.s., Kill Cheaterz distract him...I'll get a few kills". Anti Mod said. Kill Cheaterz jumped out from behind cover and started jumping around. Anti Mod threw a Plasma grenade into the air and it some how stuck Brown's leg. He blew up in a flash and the sniper fell into the dish. "Let's get that rifle and kill these fags!" Anti Mod yelled. Just then Crimson ran up behind them with the rockets and blasted them. "FAGGOTS! I JUST CALLED THE POLICE ON YOU! YOU BETTER THINK TWICE ABOUT KILLING BUNGIE EMPLOYEES!" Crimson yelled.

"AW F- YOU GAY F-ING FAG! I'M GONNA TRACK YOU DOWN AND F-ING KILL YOU F-ER!" Anti Mod yelled. "Try playing Halo 2 in jail guys!" Sage yelled. Anti Mod quit out. W3 always win and Kill Cheaterz also chickened out and quit. "Not the kind of victory I was expecting but very nice job guys. We might actually save Halo 2 after all." Sage said.

King Mod hacked into the server and perma banned We pwn modders. "F-! The fags won another one! They shouldn't have even got the win too! OH WELL! MY NEXT CLAN IS THE BEST ONE YET!" He said talking to himself.

The next clan is going to be really tricky. Please review.