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So, King Mod sat down in his throne, knowing he had been beaten by those goody goodies, yet again. Somehow, he had to get rid of them, before Bungie returned.

"I won't let those fags make fools of me and my army!" Mod yelled.

Just then, a pink female spartan walked into the room. It was King Mod's most convincing spy. Although never mentioned before, Teal and his friends trusted girls more then men, and they liked to hit on them.

"Ah, perfect! Yes, very nice... so are your parts... eh, I mean your bridging tools working"? Mod asked.

The pink Spartan looked at Mod like he had seven heads. "What the hell do you mean by 'parts'!"? she asked.

"Nothing, only a joke!" Mod lied. "I want you to bring me the Protectors!"

"With Pleasure...," Daisy cooed.

So, Teal and Crimson were sitting in the pregame lobby, talking about how much of a bitch that they thought King Mod was.

"Yeah. That faggot won't even ban himself cause he's a little fucking ass!" Crimson told Teal.

Just then, Daisy appeared on the player list. "Who the fuck is that, and why is he pink"? Teal asked.

"Hi guys! I'm a bridger, and I hear you have a new spot open!" Daisy explained.

"Wait a minute- he's a chick!" Teal yelled.

"Teal, mind your English, please. He is a she, don't say anything insulting," Crimson commanded. "Wait a second. How did you know we needed a bridger?"

"Blah blah blah. She's a lady, Crimson... so, how soon before I get in your pants?" Teal asked.

Daisy got really pissed off at that. "Never fucking- say that, again! Calm... Daisy... stay calm... okay, so, how do we start bridging"? Daisy asked.

Luckily, Teal and Crimson were complete idiots, and they believed that Daisy was actually trying to help them.

Minutes later, they were playing a 3v3 game, on Warlock. They were fighting Team Modtastic. The bad guys were: Wizard, Warlocker, and Mag1c. Good thing Daisy had bridged our heroes host.

The game was way too easy for Teal to even believe. In no time, the game was over, and it was 50-28. Crimson was a little worried, he had not expected such an easy game.

Modtastic seemed to have lacked a bridger. Crimson wondered why the bridger wasn't with them. So, they played a second clanmatch. to Crimson and Teal's shock they were again up against Modtastic, again!

As if from beyond the grave, Modtastic started to get the upper hand on them, as soon as the game started, this time, it was much harder. Modtastic was actually really using their mods. Until, they heard Daisy say, "I got you guys host... mod them!"

That was when Teal and Crimson knew that they had been deceived.

Then, Crimson remembered Daisy' weakness. "Hey, Daisy, how's your vagina?" Crimson yelled.

Daisy snapped and went off. "You little fucking douche!" she yelled.

"I just wanna lick it!" Teal yelled, starting to catch on to Crimson's idea.

"That's enough, bitch!" She yelled, as she quit the game. She had been trained to do that, because guys always said that stuff to her.

"Uh oh!" Wizard yelled, as he and his teammates lost their mods.

"Yeah... 'uh oh' is right!" Teal said evilly.

So, Teal and Crimson made short work of Modtastic, just as they always did to all of their enemies.