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A/N: This was a fun chapter to write, it was hilarious! I liked last chapter too.
Chapter 6:
Soon they got up and bought what they wanted and left again. Lily and Madison decided they wanted to try those chocolate roses.
"Where shall we go next?" Sirius asked weaving through the crowded streets, pulling Madison by the hand.
"How about we all go for a butter beer?" Lily suggested while being pulled through the crowd by James.
So they all headed off to the three broomsticks bumping into people and laughing all the way there. When they got there they found Peter and Anne just about to leave and go to Honeydukes they promised they would meet the group back at the Common Room later that evening.
The rest of the group went to the Three Broomsticks and talked about Quidditch, Peter and Anne, Slytherins, Peter and Anne, their summer and Peter and Anne. Those were just a few topics. Hours later after butter beer, candy, a couple of shops, and more candy, the group headed back to Hogwarts. The three girls were sugar high and very hyper, while the boys were plotting more mischief and amused by the girls behavior.
When they got to the Common Room they found Peter and Anne sitting near the fire eating candy and laughing. (Just to remind all of you, when Peter was a teenager he was a lot like a normal 70's guy, just trying to get laid, so yeah.) Belle burst out laughing the second she stepped through the portrait hole, Lily and Madison followed her example. The boys had never seen the girls like this but they were enjoying it.
Anne walked over to the other girls acting like they were crazy. Peter however walked to the Marauders who were smiling mischievously.
"What did you do to them?" Peter whispered pointing at the girls who were laughing like mad, rolling on the floor. Sirius pulled a small bottle out of his jacket smiling broadly and said "We just gave them Dr. Lupin's prescription of Sugar HIGH Pills." Remus smiled and said, "I wondered when I was going to use those."
"But how did you get them to take the pills?" Peter asked looking like it was impossible.
"Prongs got all the girls' attention by taking out his stolen snitch and letting it go then catching it again, while I slipped the pills into their butter beers." Sirius grinned and everyone began to laugh as if they were high on the pills too.
"Yeah the only one who wasn't all that interesting in the whole snitch deal was Lily!" Remus pointed out. "She was distracted by Alex Zonko who had been in the Three Broomsticks when we got there." James' smile faded and he turned to Remus, "Yeah, lets point out the bad parts Moony." Just then they heard a large crash and they all whipped around to see Madison near a table covered in fallen books.
"Madison you klutz what did you do this time?" Lily laughed falling to the floor. Madison went pink and whispered, " I don't know I just leaned up against the books and they all fell over." then she frowned and looked at her feel for a minute then looked back at Lily who was still on the floor laughing and smiled.
"Okay girls maybe we should all get ready for dinner, now." Anne said raising her voice above the laughing. So the girls ran up stairs as fast as they could, and changed into robes and went back down stairs to find the boys also in robes and ready for dinner, Lily and Madison were still sugar high, Belle was starting to calm down.
"Well lets get going, the feast will be starting soon." Anne said pushing Belle aside to get to the portrait hole. So the group happily walked down to the Entrance Hall, when they arrived there was a crowd of Slytherins including Malfoy, Snape, and their body guards Crabbe and Goyle.
Madison glanced at Malfoy and glared, then at Snape and a look of pure hate spread across her face, she stopped and stared, Sirius turned to look where she was staring. Just then Professor McGonagall came down the stairs and took Remus aside to talk to him alone.
Suddenly without warning another surge of energy went through Madison and without thinking she shouted "Snape you stupid, ugly git." and with that she walked up to him and slapped him as hard as she could. James stood stunned but burst out laughing as Sirius ran to Madison and grabbed her around the waist and with a lot of struggle pulled Madison away from Snape who had been struggling to stand up but kept getting a foot in his gut.
"Miss Fawcett, what do you think you're doing?" Pro. McG. shrieked as she ran to help Snape up. Madison glared at Snape while James, Lily, Remus, Anne, Peter, and Belle doubled up with laughter, Snape glared back and said, "Come on guys, lets go" and with that walked into the Great Hall.
"Miss Fawcett explain yourself." she said in a sharp voice.
"I'm sorry professor, I don't know what came over me." Madison said innocently.
"Well Miss. Fawcett because you've never acted like this before, I'll let it slip just this once, but next time it will be many points and detention." McG. said harshly and with that turned on her heal and walked into the Great Hall.
"Madison that was great!" James laughed patting her on the back while she stood there stunned; everyone else complemented her too and Sirius gave her a hug. They all walked into the great hall past the Slytherins table and got death threats and looks that would kill.
When they all sat down Madison and Belle's hyperness had completely worn off but Lily was still bouncing off the walls and began laughing when the food suddenly appeared on the plates, but after they all began to eat Lily calmed down and began to realize what Madison had done wasn't very funny, and began telling her off about it.
"Lily, shut it all ready, I know what I did and I know it was wrong so shut your hole!" Madison snapped. She was beginning to get a head ache and so was Belle. After the feast, they walked back to he Common Room tired and drowsy.
"I am so tired." Belle yawned, sitting down on the couch stretching. Everyone agreed except James and Sirius who had began acting out Madison and Snape's argument. Remus laughed and Peter smiled, "This has truly been one of the best days of my life." he sighed opening up a box of Bertie Bots Every Flavor Beans.
Madison and Lily sat talking about how they hated Snape, "You know, soon he's going to expect us to start calling him Lord Snape!" Lily said sarcastically. Madison laughed, "Fat chance!" James had been listening in and got an idea; suddenly he stood up on a table in the middle of the crowded room, the room went quiet and watched.
"I am Sir James!" James shouted then he looked at Lily, "Come hither my darling," he said pointing at her and pulling his cloak around him like a cape. Lily blushed and laughed, "Keep dreaming Potter." along with her, the girls laughed and walked to the stairs and sat down giggling.
"But I need a Leading Lady!" he called. As he said this, every girl in the room, (except Anne, Belle, Lily, and Madison) ran to the table but Sirius beat them all.
"Ooh! Pick me, pick me!" he shouted. James looked down at him with a smug grin then pulled him onto the table with him. Sirius curtsied and stuck his tongue out at the girls who laughed sulkily.
"You two scare me sometimes," Remus said walking over to the table and leaning up against it.
"Oh Remus, my queen!" said James pulling a surprised Remus onto the table, "And Peter My house elf" James called levitating Peter onto the table, "and the rest of you girls are the old maids!" the girls glared and turned to their staircase where they almost stampeded Lily, Madison, Belle, and Anne.
James took Remus and began to dance, Remus struggled to get away. Just then there was a loud crash and the boys found themselves lying on the floor, the table they had been standing on had suspiciously tipped over. The boys looked to the girls staircase where the girls were still sitting to find Belle grinning evilly, and Anne, Lily, and Madison laughing. The boys laughed and stood the table upright again and walked over to the girls staircase.
"Very funny Belle." Sirius laughed rubbing his backside, and wincing.
"I thought so." she said laughing.
"You'd be a pretty good Marauder," James said giving her a thumbs up.
"Well, I'm tired, I think I'm gonna go to bed, anyone wanna join me?" Belle asked standing up.
"Sure I will!" Remus began but was cut short.
"I was talking to the girls, and I didn't mean it that way Remus."Belle giggled.
"Fine, I'll just go sleep in my own bed." he said pretending to act all huffy. Belle giggled again and said, "goodnight" and went to her dorm closely followed by Anne.
"Well it doesn't look like there's much for me to do" Remus sighed, "I'm gonna go to bed" he yawned and said goodnight then trudged off to bed, and 15 minutes later Peter did the same.
Madison and Lily seemed to have regained their hyperness again and walked to the couch and began talking excitedly while Sirius and James sat on the boys' stairs and watched them.
"Madison you really should have seen the look on Malfoy's face when you hit Snape, he jumped away from you like you'd threatened to do the same to hi" Lily laughed. Madison smiled in glee and stretched. The girls calmed down a little and glanced at each other their faces breaking into smiles and they suddenly burst out laughing like mad and began rolling on the floor.
The boys glance at each other confused wondering what was so funny, so they stood up and walked over to the girls who were gasping for breath.
"What's so funny?" James asked Lily looking puzzled and helping her to her feet.
"I don't know." Lily said taking deep breaths.
So he looked over at Madison expecting an answer but she just shrugged and said, "'Dunno" the boys glanced at each other again in amazement and confusion.
"Well night b-b-boys." Madison yawned hugging Sirius and Lily doing the same with James, and with that they went up to their dorms.
"Women" James sighed as he and Sirius slumped up stairs. Sirius nodded in agreement.
A/N: Well that's all for today folks. We personally love this chapter, I got the idea of Sir James while we were riding to California and I had nothing better to do than to look at some of the restaurants names and stuff, we found Perkins, Taco Bell, Madison Ave., and to my surprise Sir James. It was then that we had this wonderful idea! Well I will see ya all later!