Tobikunai: Outtakes! I love outtakes! But I think I've squeezed all the randomness possible out of Kingdom Hearts, so what to do now? Torture the FFX cast, of course! Its time for running gags, anime references, main character torture, and maybe even an MCCRL! Enjoy!
Kansatsu (my ((cough cough)) fabulous ((cough,cough)) muse): Kami-sama, have mercy on my soul
Tobikunai: Grrr... anyway, here goes!
o-Chapter One: The Bubble Cometh-o
-Opening Scene-
(To Zanarkand is playing in the background)
Tidus: Listen to my story.
Rikku: (tiptoeing up behind him, slowly, sloooowly...)
Tidus:This may be our last chance...
Rikku: (Gives him a tiiiny push...)
Tidus: Whoa... whoa... AUUUUUUGH! (falls over the edge)
Rikku: BUM BA DUH DUM DA DA DUNT DA DUUUUN! (does her little victory twirl thingy)
Director: CUT!
-Scene From Above, Take II-
Tidus: Listen to my story-
Yuna: TIDUS! You'd better not be talking to the people in your head again!
Tidus: Er... no ma'am!
Yuna: Good boy. n.n
Tidus: This may be our last chance...
Yuna: Tidus!
Tidus: Huh wha-
Yuna: What did I just say!
Tidus: Gomennasai, gomennasai, won't happen again!
Director: (groan)
-Scene Where Tidus Is Being Ambushed by Fangirls-
Random Little Kids: Teach us how to blitz!
Tidus: Hey, I got a game to play!
Random Kid: Then teach us after!
Tidus: Maybe tonight...um...well...
Fayth of Bahamut: You can't tonight.
Tidus: And you know this because...
FoB: Erm...
Tidus: o.O STALKER! STALKER!
FoB: I AM NOT!
Tidus: STALKER! SOMEBODY GET SECURITY!
Director: Tidus, he's one of the characters! Just deal with it!
-Opening FMV-
Tidus: (Sitting in the gutter thing thing for some unknown reason)
(Otherworld intro plays, then, suddenly...)
Background Music: Faaaiiiirytopia, full of wonder...
Tidus: O.O AUUUUUUUAAAAAUUUGH!
-Scene From Above, Take II-
(Otherworld intro plays)
Background Music: OOOOOh, down by the bay, down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, where the watermelons grow, back to my home, back to my home, I dare not go, I dare not go, for if I do-
Tidus: SOMEBODY SAAAAVE MEEEEEE!
Sound Technician: (evil laugh) I love this job...
-Scene Where You Beat Sinspawn Ammes-
Auron: Take it. (gives Tidus his weapon)
Auron: A gift from Jecht.
Tidus: (cluless as ever) My... old man..? Ack! (trips and accidentally cuts his head off)
Auron: -.- baka...
-Scene Where Everyone Gets Sucked Into Sin, Which Sucks...-
Tidus:(what...the...heck...?)
Auron: This is it. This is your birthday party... I mean, this is your... cheese? Ok, who's been messing with the cue cards?
Rikku: n.n
Tobikunai: We-e-ell, that's it for Zanarkand. Next update might not be for awhile, I'm just taking a little brea from We'll Be Back, which is driving me insane... don't worry, I will update WBB soon! Promise!
Kansatsu: Umm.. Tobikunai-sama?
Tobikunai: Yup?
Kansatsu: Why do all your outtakes fics start with someone falling?
Tobikunai: (scowls) Okay, so maybe this is really simaliar than KHO, but its not tooo bad! I mean sure the Riku/Rikku thing was kind of obvious, and... well, anyway, review! Please! n.n