Kansatsu: Tobikunai-sama!

Tobikunai: Nani desu ka? I'm busy!

Kansatsu: UPDATE! And you're not busy, you're just sitting there getting your ass kicked in Star Ocean! Ouch... okay, that was just pathetic, girl! You can't play video games any better than you can write!

Tobikunai: Shut up. But... I guess its kinda true. The title of Chapter 9 of KHO did come from personal experience. -.-U And gomennasai for the terrible lack of updates, Kansatsu-kun has been going through one of her anti-humor phases again... (glares at Kansatsu) It's all your fault! I haven't been able to write anything funny for WEEKS!

Kansatsu: And this is different from normal... how?

Tobikunai: n.n

Kansatsu: Ah... what're you smiling about? (nervous laugh)

Tobikunai: Oh, well, y'see, I'm having one of my Soujiro moments... SHUNTENSATSU! And, oh enjoy the chapter, minna-sama!

Disclaimer:

Tobikunai: I don't own FFX, Ayashi no Ceres, or anything else that might pop up at random in this fic... (glances at author intro) Oh and I guess I don't own Soujiro-chan either... Why must the world be so cruel? T.T

Kansatsu: Somebody saaaaaave me!

o-Chapter Two: I Thought This Was the English Version...-o

-Scene Where Tidus Fights Gosa..Gesa... That Big Fish Thingy-

Tidus: (slash) (slash) (defeats two of the little fish things)

Geosgaeno: (Bursts through the wall) ROOOOOAR!

Tidus: O.O AUGH! (Jumps out of the way)

Last Little Fish-thingy: (likewise)

Geosgaeno: (speeds past them and crashes into the wall) ITAI!

Tidus and Fish-thingy:(Start laughing their asses off)

Ruins: Rrrrumble...

Tidus: Uh-oh...

Ruins: Grrrumble... (crumbles to the ground, smashing the fish-thingy)

Geosgaeno: Ooops...

Director: (groan) Cut!

-Scene Where Tidus Escapes Geosgaeno-

Tidus: Eeep! (runs.. er... swims away)

Geosgaeno: (sits there and politely waits for him to flee, like the random encounter enemy he is)

Tidus: (safe up on the ledge) Hey, wait... that was just another scripted battle, wasn't it? Dammit, I NEEDED THAT EXP!

-The Great Flashback-y Dream Thingy That Makes Absolutely No Sense-

Tidus: What do you want?

Auron: It was a bad call. Your team lost because of you.

Tidus: You came to say THAT?

Auron: It's been...ten years. I thought you'd be crying.

Tidus: (all innocent-acting) Who, me?

Fayth of Bahamut: You cried.

Tidus: O.O IT'S THE STALKER KID AGAIN!

FoB: I AM NOT STALKING YOU!

Tidus:Then how do you explain how you know that I cried over... something... ten years ago? Er... no... I mean... I WASN'T CRYING!

FoB: Oooookay then... well, if anybody needs me, I'll be... somewhere far away from here. Ja ne!

Auron: Yeee-ah, I'm leaving too... before he starts talking into thin air again...

-Scene Where Those Random Al Bhed Are Beating Up On Tidus-

Al Bhed 1: Fryd et drec?

Tidus: (What... the... hell...?) Who's Fred?

Al Bhed 2:Y fiend! Eh risyh teckieca! Oac! Ed ec cu!

Tidus: Oac? Like, an orc or something? Where? I NEEEEEEEEEED EXP!

Al Bhed 3: (holding a blade near Tidus' neck) Fa gemm ed?

Tidus: Gem? This isn't Spyro, baka!

Rikku: Fyed! Fryd ev ed ec risyh?

Tidus: Fed? Do you guys have food, or something? I NEEEEED FOOD! ...but not as much as EXP.

Al Bhed 3: Drao yna dra cysa eh taydr.

Tidus: Yna? I just heard you say that and I still don't know how to pronounce it... Is it some kind of forgein food?

Rikku: E vunpet ed! Fa pnehk ed fedr ic.

Tidus: ...Vunpet? That's a type of random encounter enemy, right? WHERE?

Rikku: Cunno.

Tidus: ...Kumo? Isn't that Japanese? I thought we were filming the English version- (gets punched in the stomach and faints)

Rikku: Finally!

Director: (sigh) Cut!

-Scene Where Tidus and Rikku Are Talking On Deck of the Al Bhed Ship-

Tidus: Did I say something funny?

Rikku: You were near Sin.

Tidus: Mmm-hmm.

Rikku: Don't worry, you'll be better in no time. They say your head gets funny when Sin is near. Maybe you just had some kind of dream?

Tidus: You mean I'm sick?

Rikku: Because of Sin's toxin, yeah.

Tidus: So... I'm like an amnesiac?

Rikku: Errrr... I guess...

Tidus: Sugoi! Who am I? Where am I? (starts running in circles and crashes into the wall) Yes, Mikage-sama, I will capture the tennyo...

Rikku: -.- I don't know you, okay?

Tobikunai: There goes chapter two! (I'm usually much more punctual about updating than this, I swear!) Sorry about the stingy chapter length after making you all wait so long...

Kansatsu: I think they were actually pretty relieved with how little they had to endure of you, Tobikunai-sama...

Tobikunai: (smile slowly spreads across her face)

Kansatsu: I didn't say anything! (thinking) Oh, just you wait for the next chapter... I'll get you...

Reveiwers Corner:

Warui Usagi:Thanks! And... erm... by the way... wht does "totemo tanoshikkata desu yo" mean? Gomen ne, I haven't been studying Nihongo formally and I'm certainly not what you'd call fluent... n.n Thanks!

I've Got A Secret: I'm still at the begginning of X-2 (is embarrassed) I'm too lazy to play it most of the time... But by the time I've got this done, I might actually be near the end of it... -.- We'll have to wait and see! n.n

The next chapter will be Besaid! O tanashimi ni!