Tobikunai: Okay, okay, I swear I'll never Shuntensatsu you again, just pleeeease let me write!

Kansatsu: No.

Tobikunai: Onegai shimasu?

Kansatsu: No.

Tobikunai: If you get rid of my writer's block, I'll call you Kansatsu-sama for the rest of the week, allow you to read my manga and even (shudder) let you (shudder) play on my Kingdom Hearts file...

Kansatsu: Can I sell all your synth items and your Ultima Weapon, buy 15,000,000 useless gummi parts, and totally dump your perfect accesorry arrangement?

Tobikunai: (twitch) Whatever you want, Kansatsu-sama.

Kansatsu: You got a deal! n.n

Chapter Three: No Extra Title

-Scene Where Tidus Arrives in Besaid-

Tidus: (lying unconcious in the water) Uggh... (blitzball goes soaring past his head)

Director: CUT! Tidus, you were supposed to wake up!

Tidus: (snoooooore...) (jerks awake) SEVEN TIMES SEVEN IS FORTY-NINE! Huh wha-?

Director:(sigh...) Tidus, you are only pretending to be asleep! You need to be awake so you can sit up at the right time, okay?

Tidus: Right. I need to bake, so can spit up at five to nine, got it... (falls back asleep)

-Scene Where Tidus and Wakka Swim to Besaid-

Wakka: Hey, it's this way!

Tidus: Huh?

Wakka: (shoves Tidus into the water and jumps down next to him)

(looooong pause)

Wakka: Er.. Director-sama? Wasn't he supposed to have come back up by now? Ya?

Director: (groan) just what I need, a drowned main character... (sigh) pull him out, Wakka. Well, at least things can't get any worse...

-Scene Where Tidus and Wakka are Walking to Besaid-

Crusasder #2: Be on guard. There're fiends on the road today! (DUN DUN DUUUUUN!)

Wakka: Um... there're always fiends on the road, ya?

Tidus: Who cares! Sweet EXP, I've found you at last!

Director: Ah. I stand corrected. Things can always get worse...

-Pretty CG Scene Where Yuna Comes Out of the Chamber of the Fayth-

Yuna: I've done it! I have... become... a summoner!

(everone walks out into the main temple area)

Tidus: Man, was I surprised. and here I was thinking that all summoners-

Yuna: (glare)

Tidus: Er...what?

Yuna: Tidus, I believe I told you something about talking to the people in your head, didn't I?

Tidus: Anou... yeah, you said they...(shudder) aren't real, or something like that...

Yuna: Exactly. SO STOP TALKING TO THEM!

Director: Why me?

Scene Where Yuna Summons Valefor

Wakka: Ready!

Yuna: Okay! (Begins the summoning)

Valefor: ZOOOOOM! (comes soaring down through the sky and goes into a steep nosedive-) CRASH! (-but hits the temple floor) I think I overshot that a bit... itai...

Lulu: O-oh my god... you can talk? O.o

Lulu's Moogle-weapon-a-ma-jig: Uh... YEAH, he can! Listen lady, just because we're (bleeep)-ing animal-thingys doesn't mean wer're (bleeeep)-ing to stupid to talk, you ugly (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)

Lulu: O.O (stares blankly at the moogle)

Moogle: er... kupo?

Lulu: BAD MOOGLE! FIRAGA!

Fancy FMV Where Lulu Yells at Wakka

Lulu: He's dead, okay? DEAD! He does look a lot like Chappu. I was surprised to, the first time I saw him.

Wakka: Um.. no... he really doesn't...

Lulu: (blink) Really?

Wakka: Yeah, we go to the Farplane later in the game, and Chappu's there, and he looks exactly like an NPC, but nothing like Tidus, I swear, ya?

Lulu: That's interesting... so... er... why did Square-sama put that line in the script?

Wakka: Well... I blame the machina!

Tobikunai: Sigh... I am so sick of apologizing for this ...groan... but I'm so so so sorry for the lack of updates, minna-sama ! I've had writer's block (glares at Kansatsu) finals (algebra 1-2 H should rot in hell forever) the holidays, playing RPG Maker 3 (I love it SO much) and FF9 (Vivi is the awesomest n.n) Between all that... well, as I said, I'm SORRY! GOMENNASAI! I APOLOGIZE TO THE WHOLE WORLD! T.T

Kansatsu: Stop it with the Ritsu impression and get working on the Kilika chapter!

Tobikunai: (sigh) Yes, Kansatsu-sama...

Kansatsu: n.n

Reviewer's corner:

chocolatexchocobo: Ah, I hate that Sinspawn... I'm in the same place as you on my new game... okay, use black magic or Wakka's attacks on the head, I guess, and have Auron or Tidus hit the arms, and then the stomach after they disappear (they respawn though... sigh...) then have Yuna summon an aeon if she gets her Overdrive. I think it might be weak against some status effect or other, but I'm not really sure. Oh, and try to make sure Auron and Yuna are relativally healed up at the end of the battle, you'll have to fight another one, but with Seymour in your party.

Rae-scars-adorn-me: I'm... guessing that wasn't a compliment... n.n But hey, I'm disturbing, so what d'you expect? n.n