Kansatsu: Soon to also be home to Tobikunai-sama's stupidity.
Tobikunai:(ShutupKansatsu...) So, without further sarcasm, on to our regularly schedueld randomness!
Disclaimer:
Kansatsu: FFX belongs to various smart people. That pretty much excludes Tobikunai-sama right off the bat, now doesn't it?
Tobikunai: Oh, and that makes you a genius, ne?
Kansatsu: Well, I don't like to brag, but...
o-Chapter Four: The Seven Not-So-Deadly Sins(pawns)-o
-Scene Where Tidus is Drowning or Whatever Before Fighting Sinspawn Echuilles-
Tidus: X.x
Sinscales: (still attacking him...for... some reason... before getting knocked away by Wakka's blitzball)
Wakka: Here! (uses a potion on him)
Tidus: (Jerks awake) Augh! That better not have actually used one of my potions! I'm gonna be mad if it did!
Wakka: (sigh) Tidus, WE DON'T HAVE ANY POTIONS! We used them all in the last fight!
Tidus: (blink) Oh... really?
Wakka: Yep.
Tidus: Then... er... where did that one come from...?
Wakka: My secret potion stash, ya? Duh.
Tidus: You have a secret potion stash?
Wakka: Uh-huh.
Tidus: Awesome! We aren't out of potions for the battle after all! We're not going to die! Yay!
Wakka: We can't use them.
Tidus:... Because...
Wakka: (shrug) It's not a cutscene anymore, ya?
Tidus: What does that have to do with anything?
Wakka: How should I know?
Sinspawn Echi-whatever: AHEM! Giant monster, standing write behind you? Hel-loooo?
Director: CUT!
-The Sending FMV-
Yuna:(Walks slowly out on the water)
Some Ramdom Person in the crowd: (Coughs)
Yuna: Eep! Will you please stop that? I need to concen- (too late- the ocean is no longer solid and she slips through the water) AAAAAAAAAAH!
Random Crowd Member: Oops... SORRY!
Yuna: (groan)
Director: Cut!
-Scene Where Everybody goes to Kilika-
Wakka: Ah, there you are! (to his teammates) Besaid Aurochs! Huddle! On to the temple, where we pray for victory!
Teammates: (agree and leave)
Wakka: High Summoner Ohalland used to live in the Kilika temple here. Yep. Lord Ohalland was once a great blitzer, you know?
Tidus: Wakka...
Wakka: Hm?
Tidus: Praying for victory's all good...but is this right?
Wakka: Something wrong with enjoying blitzball?
Tidus: Is this really the time?
Wakka:... I'm afraid I don't follow, ya?
Tidus: (smacks forehead) THIS WHOLE TOWN JUST GOT WIPED OUT!
Wakka... so?
Lulu: Allow me to translate: Tidus says: "Wakka... is... an...insensitive... jerk."
Wakka: ... (still not getting it)
Lulu: (sigh) ..."ya?"
Wakka: Oh. HEY!
Director: ...I hate you all.
-Scene Where Yuna Asks Tidus to Become Her Guardian-
Yuna: I want to ask you to be my guardian.
Wakka: Yuna! What? This is no time for jokes, ya? He may be a blitzball whiz kid, but up against fiends, he's a newbie.
Yuna: Not a guardian, then...I just want him nearby.
Tidus: What? What do you mean?
Yuna: It's just that, well... um... Ugh! BAKA! Do I need to spell this out for you!
Tidus: Probably won't help. I dropped out of kindergarden, you see...
Yuna: (groan) I wan't you nearby because... AUGH! I CAN'T SAY IT!
Tidus: ...because... I don't speak in riddles like everybody else?
Yuna: NO!
Tidus: ...because... I'm the main character and I'll have to follow you everywhere anyway?
Yuna: No, you idiot!
Tidus: ... because... I totally kick ass and everyone else is lame...?
Wakkka and Lulu: HEY!
Kimari: ...
Yuna: (groan) ...close enough... (sigh...)
Lulu: (whisperwhisper) Aren't they cute? (whisperwhisper)
Yuna: I HEARD THAT!
Lulu: (all innocent-acting) Heard what, Yuna-chan?
Director: CUT!
Tobikunai: Yup, your eyes aren't lying to you! An actual FFX update... alomost less than a month away from the last one! (I know what you're thinking: "Who are you and what have you done with Tobikunai?") ... It's short. I know. But there will be a lot of chapters to this thing, trust me. It will probably have like twice as many chapters as KHO, so...
Kansatsu: She has no idea what she's doing.
Tobikunai: -.- I hate you...
Kansatsu: Glad to be of service!
Tobikunai: And the next chapter will be: THE S.S. WINNO AND LUCA! I apologize in advance: I know nothing about blitzball. Nothing. THe best I've ever done in a blitzball game was manage to keep the Goers from scoring: for like five tiebrakers in a row -.-
Ja ne, minna-sama! n.n