Alien Ohana Extensions
The Return of Jumba's Ex-wife
Chapter 1: Telegram of Doom
This story takes place in the two-week timespan of Morph being stuck in his EnigMorph form. It was about halfway through the first week and things were pretty tranquil. Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley were watching TV. "This show is very fascinating," said Pleakley. "There are so many themes; the soap saga, the garden-care documentaries, and the adventures at McDonald's." "Those are the commercials, Pleakley," said Lilo.
Then the doorbell rang. "Who turn is it to get it?" asked Lilo. "Jumba's," said Pleakley. "It better bot be attempt to sell insurance again," grumbled Jumba as he got off the couch and walked to the door. He opened the door to see who it was. A small robot with a blue cap hovered in the doorway. "Is this the residence of Mr. Jumba Jookiba?" beeped the robot. "I am Jumba." "I have a telegram for you, sir," said the robot holding out a small envelope. "Is this singing telegram?" asked Jumba. "I am programmed to deliver telegrams," beeped the robot. "Not sing them." The small robot flew away.
"Who is it from?" asked Lilo. "Envelope does not say," said Jumba. He took the telegram from its envelope and began to read out loud. "Dear Jumba, stop. I have heard about your banishment to Earth, stop. I have decided to stop by for three days to see how you are doing, stop." As Jumba was reading, Pleakley was walking out of the kitchen and mistaking the 'stops' for orders to stop. Jumba read the last bit of the telegram, "Signed, gasp, Huga!" Jumba let out a loud yell of despair similar to the one in Brother Bear that sounded all over the island and passed out.
Not too many moments later, there was another knock on the door and Draco stuck his head through the doggy door. "We heard Jumba-" Draco was cut off when EnigMorph and Chip opened the door and slammed Draco's head into the wall. "We heard Jumba shriek and we came right over," said Chip. Chip looked around and asked, "Where's Draco?" The door swung closed revealing that Draco was still in the doggy door. "I'm okay," said Draco in a daze. Then Draco and Chip finally noticed Jumba's unconscious form on the floor. "Draco!" yelled Chip. "Revival maneuver-3!" Draco grabbed an ice bag out of one hiding places and used his ice breath to cool it. He placed it on Jumba's head, put Jumba on the couch, and extended his four wings and started fanning Jumba. Jumba slowly regained consciousness. "Are you okay Jumba?" asked Chip. Jumba grabbed Chip and hugged him very tightly while sobbing loudly. "It's horrible 6-2-9! You must help me!" "What's happening Jumba?" asked Lilo. "Is Hamsterviel after you again?" "Even worse!" cried Jumba. "My ex-wife, Huga, is coming to visit for the weekend!" There were several gasps that brought down the oxygen content in the room. "Huga?" cried Pleakley. "Your ex-wife that is your worst fear and switched brains with you for a month and been sold for 10 Kweltikwans before leaving you?" "Yes," cried Jumba. "Wow Pleakley," said Lilo. "You have a good memory." "I've writing down all I've heard about her," said Pleakley pulling out a folder that was stuffed to the seams. "Maybe it won't be so bad," wheezed Chip who was still in Jumba's grasp. Jumba started shaking Chip back and forth very fast. "Won't be so bad! How can you say that? Everyday after I married her I had to endure her constant nagging and bickering. She scared me and most of my experiments out of our wits. And if she finds one experiment while she's here, it'll be the end of my life! What are we going to do!" "The first step is regaining composure and letting go of me," said Chip jumping out of Jumba's arms. His body was greatly dented from the squeezing and shaking. "We'll just have to be on our best behavior especially Stitch." "No, no, no," said Jumba. "She must not be allowed to see 6-2-6 or any genius experiment. If she sees them, her rage will know no bounds. They will have to go into hiding while she's here." "Okay then," said Lilo. "Come on Stitch we better tell your cousins the news."
Sorry it took me so long to start typing this story. One of my CPUs crashed and the original story was stuck inside it. Please review.
