Alien Ohana Extensions
Jumba's Ex-wife Returns
Chapter 2: Never put your pods in one bag
Word spread quickly throughout the island about Huga's visit. Several of the experiments remembered Huga and didn't need to be told twice to hide. So it wasn't too long before almost every experiment had vanished. Meanwhile at Gantu's ship, there was slight pandemonium. Gantu had just walked into the kitchen to see sandwiches stacked on all of the counters. "6-2-5, what's going on heeeeere?" Gantu slipped on a bottle of vinegar and fell on his patookie. The bottle bounced off the wall before hitting Gantu in the face and spilling its contents. Gantu spat in disgust and said, "I hate vinegar." Then 625 ran into the room and said, "Gantu? Thank goodness you're here. Quick get help me find that dehydrator so I can shrink these sandwiches down to size." "What for?" asked Gantu as we wiped the vinegar off his face. "I'm going over to Hamsterviel for the weekend." Coincidentally Hamsterviel had just appeared on the monitor to here 625. "Oh no you don't!" said Hamsterviel. "I do not want that baloney-smelling experiment in my cell. He'll make a total mess of the place." Uncharacteristically 625 got on his knees and pleaded, "Please let me come over. If you do I'll never bother you again." Inside Hamsterviel's cell, Fibber beeped. "Why do want come here anyway?" asked Hamsterviel. "Jumba's ex-wife is coming for the weekend," cried 625. Gantu had been drinking some water to get rid of the vinegar flavor while 625 was talking and spat it out. Hamsterviel did a similar thing with his water bottle. "HUGA!" cried Hamsterviel. "The bane of Jumba's life is coming to visit!" "I've heard terrible things about her," said Gantu. "She's the one who made Jumba go bald." "No, that was Clip," said 625. "But she made tear out a lot of hair." "6-2-5, get in the transporter post-haste!" said Hamsterviel. "I do not want that giantess of torture to find me. She still remembers what I did to her flowers. Gantu, do not call unless you find a new experiment." 625 hurriedly got into the transporter and beamed off to Hamsterviel's. "Well this is just great," Gantu said to himself. "Now there won't be experiments to recapture, I can't attack the trog's house, and Hamsterviel and 6-2-5 are gone for three days." Suddenly the truth of those last few words dawned on Gantu. And if anybody in town had good hearing, they would have heard someone yell, "YAHOO!"
Meanwhile, at Lilo's house, preparations for Huga's visit were being made. While Draco and Stitch were gathering up all the trash, Draco heard a shout from far away. "Did you hear that?" asked Draco to Stitch. "Naga," said Stitch. Meanwhile Pleakley, Lilo, and Chip were tidying up the house. EnigMorph was tending to outside repairs. Jumba was still sitting on the couch because he still felt woozy. "Are you feeling better?" asked Pleakley. "A little bit," said Jumba, "but ice in ice bag is beginning to melt." Then Chip paused and yelled out the window, "Hey Morph!" Morph poked his head through the window and said, "Yes?" "Where did you put those five experiment pods we found?" asked Chip. "I put them a small rubber bag I found in the kitchen, why do you ask?" Suddenly, Jumba's ice bag started to glow with a golden light. Jumba threw the ice bag off his head and onto the floor. The ice bag continued to glow and now started to grow to a large size. Then the ice bag exploded, releasing white light. When everyone uncovered their eyes, they saw five experiments standing where the ice bag was.
One experiment was red and cup-shaped with small arms, legs, and a straw-shaped antenna. Another experiment looked like a block with a face on one side along with cat-like ears, paws, and tail. The third experiment looked a lot like Alien Grey except it was purple and had pointed ears and a long antenna with an eyeball on the end. Then there was an aquamarine experiment that resembled a bullfrog with a seal's tail and six large catfish's whiskers framing its wide mouth. The last experiment had Sample's body except glass-green. Its head had a mouth and nose like Stitch's, but it had a large glassy eye in the middle of its head. And instead of having a pupil, iris, and cornea like other eyes, it just showed a reflection of what it was starting at, like a mirror. Small hook-shaped ears were positioned on the back of its head. "What are experiments are these?" asked Pleakley. Morph showed a profile of each experiment respectively on his screen;
Experiment 159- primary function: hiccup-inducement
Experiment 287- primary function: creativity inhibitor
Experiment 370- primary function: psychokineticist
Experiment 564- primary function: current manipulation and whirlpool generator
Experiment 620- primary function: event reflection
"What does the last one mean?" asked Draco. Jumba picked up the mirror-like experiment and said, "Ah, 6-2-0 is designed to reverse anything that is looking in mirrored-eye. Speech, movement, even powers can be reversed. Jumba was truly in genius mood when he created 6-2-0." "I'll call him Esrever," said Lilo. "Esrever?" asked Stitch. "You know, 'reverse' spelled backwards." Lilo looked at the other experiments and said, "And I'll call you Hiccer, Blocky, Psyche, and Riptide. Now what to do with you?" Suddenly Blocky leaped at Lilo and bit her on the hand. "Ow!" yelled Lilo as she yanked her hand out. She examined her hand and saw that she wasn't bleeding. "Well, what should we do with them?" asked Draco. Lilo thought and thought but said, "I can't think of anything." "Oh no," said Jumba. "2-8-7 has inflicted little girl with mental blockage and new ideas will not come to her head for 24 hours. Now we can't find perfect place for experiments and ex-wife will be here in 15 minutes! What are we going to do?" Morph held up a tennis racket and said, "Tennis anyone." Jumba smacked his forehead in frustration and then said, "6-2-6, 6-2-8, 6-2-9, you must act like ordinary Earth pets and robot while ex-wife is here. 6-3-0.2, stand in corner and act like hunting trophy. Everyone else, hide activated experiments." Lilo picked up Hiccer and hid him in the pantry. Pleakley picked up Blocky, avoiding getting bitten, and put him in the trunk in his and Jumba's room. Stitch took Psyche and hid him in the attic. Draco and Chip took hold of Riptide and threw him into the bathtub. Jumba placed Esrever on Nani's dresser. EnigMorph walked over to the corner and stood in an impressive position. No sooner had they all finished, the doorbell rang. "It is Huga," gasped Jumba. Stitch and Draco quickly reverted to their pet forms while Chip pretended to be a robot. Jumba sucked in his breath and opened the door.
Will our heros be able to withstand Huga's visit? How will they be able to control the new experiments? Stay tuned for the next chapter. Please review.