Kansatsu: What's this...? I've got a letter...?
(ahem) "Kansatsu:
"You have exceeeded the legal limit on causing writer's block to your assigned authoress.If you continue to withhold inspiration from her just because you are vindictive and like to make people's lives miserable, we will have to send our team of insane ninjas after you. Love, the International Muse Confederation"
WHAT!
Tobikunai: HA! Now you have to help me write! NYAH! n.n
Kansatsu: Baka.
Tobikunai: -.-
Disclaimer: Just like you can't get water out of a stone, nor can you get money out of a high-school student who thinks the word "allowance" means "the process or act of allowing something" Thus, do not sue me, for I do not own FFX or anything else. Thank you.
o-Chapter Six: Life is a Highroad, I'm Gonna Walk it All Day Long...-o
-Scene Where You Get to the First Save Sphere-
Save Sphere: Traveller's Save Sphere Level 2 Thanks to the Besaid Aurochs' achievements, Save Spheres are now able to teleport you to the blitzball stadium! The Blitzball Scout System Many denizens of Spira are avid blitzball players! Talk to them with () to scout them! Sign the best players in Spira and lead the Besaid Aurochs to victory!
Tidus: Wait just one second. The world is going to hell. The Apocalypse is coming. We're the only ones who can stop it. And a save sphere wants me to play BLITZBALL? How does that even make sense?
Auron: You know, that doesn't make sense...
Director: I don't care! CUT!
-Scene Where You Battle the First of the Armored-Creatures-
Tidus: Hah! That one looks slow.
Auron: It's also tough. Let me handle this.
Tidus: No way! I can take it.
(The battle command menu shows up)
Tidus: What's this? I can't press anything except for attack! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This game is trying to make me look stupid!
Yuna: Tidus, you don't need the game to help you look stupid.
Tidus: Really?
Yuna: Yes. You do that all by yourself.
Tidus: Now that I think of it, I can! Wow, I'm awesome, aren't I?
Yuna: -.-
-Scene Where the Party Meets Maechen-
Maechen: Do you know what those ruins are from?
Tidus: Err... no. but...ah... we're kinda in a hurry, the road is kinda long and were all out of potions, so...
Maechen: Excuse me? Feh, kids today don't know the meanin' of no hard work! Why, when I was your age, we had to walk fifty miles to school! In the snow! Uphill! Both ways! (launches off into old-geezer whiney rant)
Director: CUT!
-Scene Where Everybody Rests at the Al Behd Shop-
Tidus: (tries to walk out the door, but crashes into Rin)
Rin: Oui yna yh ihluuntehydat eteud! Oui muug mega y nyd zedr Yugi-ou ryen! Ku vymm ehdu y pmahtah un cusadrehk! (translation: You are an uncoordinated idiot! You look like a rat with Yugi-Ou hair! Go fall into a blender or something!)
Tidus: Sorry?
Rin: Ah, forgive me, sir. I meant to say "pardon me," but it came out in Al Bhed.
Rikku and everyone else who can speak Al Behd: (Cracks up)
Director: CUT!
Tidus: What? What's so funny?
Rest of cast: -.-
-In the Middle of Some Random Battle or Other-
Fiend: (Takes a look at the party) You know what? Screw this. I am so so so so sick of getting killed over and over!
Party: Er... What? O.o
Fiend: You heard me. (insane-person laugh) So this time, I'm not going to attack the party. Oooh no, I'm going to attack...
THE CAMERAMAN!
Cameraman: Eep! (starts running)
-A Little Bit Later-
(party is walking along some random stretch of the Highroad)
Yuna: Umm, Isn't there supposed to be a cutscene about now...?
Director: Well, for that, we need the cameraman, right?
Cameraman: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Whew. I think I lost the fiend... I hope so, anyway.
Director: Okay, people, let's get back to filming!
Cameraman: Er.. there's just on tiiiiiiny little problem with that one...
Director: (Oh no.) (sigh) What?
Cameraman: I kinda... broke the camera... n.n;;
-Just Before the Cutscene Where Everybody Meets the Chocobo Knights-
Cameraman: Okay, guys, we're ready to film!
Director: Er, I thought you said you broke the camera?
Cameraman: I made a new one.
Lulu: Um... out of... what exactly?
Cameraman: Chewing gum and prayers. (camera falls apart in his hand) Erm, clearly not enough prayers... Hang on though, I think I can fix it... anybody got a stick of Juicy Fruit?
-Scene Where Yuna Talks To the Mom and Little Girl-
Mom: We're looking forward to another Calm, My Lady Summoner.
Yuna: Wait. Wait Just one second. I'm about to die for all you people and that's all you have to say? "We're looking forward to another Calm"? Have you no sensitivity? Huh? Huh?
Mom: Er... sorry? O.o
Yuna: "Sorry"? I can't believe you people, you're so ungrateful-
Director: Cut! And let's look into some anger management classes for Yuna...
Yuna: What did you say?
Director: Meep! Nothing! (Hides)
Tobikunai: Yarimashita yo! (Jumps up and down in celebration) I 'm sorry as ususal, folks. My new computer had some sorta security software with an immense grudge against but now that it has mysteriously disappeared, I can get chapters up again! YAY! Just as long as I can avoid writer's block...
Kansatsu: I'm thinking I'd rather have chanced the ninjas...
Tobikunai: Anyways, there is some good news! I've finally gotten a Deviantart account, Whoohoo! n.n That and I am going to force myself to begin the next chapter tommorrow, so hopefully I'll be updating soon. Hopefully.
Next chaper's Mushroom Rock Road! O tanashimi ni!