Alien Ohana Extensions
Jumba's Ex-wife Returns
Chapter 3: The Duchess of Disaster
Standing in the doorway was a female member of Jumba's species. She wore a green shirt and an orange skirt. She wore a blue hairband, earrings, and lipstick. She wore her blonde hair in a beehive style. "Jumba," she said in a similar accent to Jumba's. "It is good to see you again." "Hello Huga," said Jumba dejectedly. "Will you help me with my luggage?" asked Huga. "I will have my servant robot bring them in," said Jumba. Chip looked around for the robot. Draco elbowed him and whispered, "That's you." "Oh yeah," muttered Chip. Chip walked to the door and said in a robotic monotone, "How may I assist you, madam?" "Bring in my luggage," said Huga pointing at a large pile of suitcases. Chip almost protested but he remembered he was supposed to be a mindless robot. As Chip struggled to bring in the heavy luggage, Huga was brought inside and introduced to everybody. As soon as Huga was told that Stitch and Draco were exotic Earth pets, Huga saw EnigMorph. "What fine hunting trophy you have," she said. "Er, yes," said Jumba. "Pleakley and I caught it ourselves. Isn't that right Pleakley?" "What? Oh yeah! We found him in the jungles of Central Africa." "What is it," asked Huga. "Um, the natives called it 'The Elephant-Devourer'," said Jumba quickly. "Ooh, it looks so alive," said Huga, turning her back on Morph. Suddenly Morph got an itch in his nostrils and sneezed loudly. "What was that?" asked Huga. "Er, um, bless you Pleakley," said Jumba. "Huh?" "Don't be silly Pleakley," said Jumba. "Don't you remember your allergy attack?" "What?" Stitch hurriedly elbowed Pleakley in the back. "Oh yeah, my allergies," said Pleakley. "I have horrible sneezing fits." "Where is your robot servant?" asked Huga. Chip meanwhile was trying to drag the suitcases in with all six of his arms. "Assistance required, assistance required!" cried Chip. "Your robot is not very strong," said Huga. "Not to worry," said Jumba. "I have trained pets to do manual labor," said Jumba. Stitch and Draco grabbed some of the suitcases and hauled them inside.
"Now that I'm here," said Huga. "It's time to do what I came here to do?" "Relax?" asked Lilo. "No, I'm here to make sure that Jumba is living civilized life here and I see that adjustments must be made." "Oh no," whispered Jumba. "Walking noodle, fix up lunch, little girl and animals, unpack my clothing, robot servant, prepare room, and as for you Jumba," said Huga grabbing Jumba's shirt, "My trip has been and I desire some good hand treatment." "Jumba looked like he wanted to weep. "You may start with rubbing my sore feet," said Huga sitting on the couch.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Pleakley was having trouble cooking, as Huga was particularly picky about her food. "I can see why Jumba made Frenchfry," said Pleakley. "He needed a cooking experiment to keep up with Huga's demands." He opened the pantry to get some green olives and came face to face with Hiccer. "Uh-oh," said Pleakley. Hiccer's antenna pointed at Pleakley and flashed yellow before Hiccer jumped out of the pantry. "Stop! Hiccup. Huga, hiccup, shouldn't see, hiccup, you! Hiccup!" Hiccer ignored Pleakley and walked off toward the laundry room. Pleakley was about to follow when he heard Huga yell, "What is going on in there?" "Hiccup, nothing," hiccuped Pleakley. "Your, hiccup, meal was getting, hiccup, out of, hiccup, control. That's why, hiccup, I told it to, hiccup, stop." "Why were you telling it that I shouldn't see it." "Hiccup, I'm adding a special, hiccup, ingredient that is a, hiccup, surprise." "Why are you hiccuping?" "Hiccup, it's another, hiccup, effect of my, hiccup, allergies." "Well keep it down! I am trying to enjoy myself!"
Meanwhile, Lilo, Stitch, and Draco were lugging Huga's luggage to Nani's room where Chip was straightening things out. "That Huga is a royal pain," muttered Chip. "You said it, cousin," said Draco. Chip was about to do Nani's dresser when he saw Esrever sitting on top of it. "Oh no, we can't have Esrever in here. Huga will find him." Chip grabbed Esrever off the dresser and tossed him to Stitch. "Hide him in Jumba's room," said Chip. "Ih," said Stitch and he went out into the hall. As Stitch was heading towards Jumba's room, he heard something that sounded sort of like a hiccup. He turned around and saw Hiccer waddling towards him, his antenna pointing at him. Stitch quickly guessed what Hiccer was trying to do and held Esrever in front of him. The yellow flash bounced off of Esrever's mirror eye and hit Hiccer. Stitch quickly grabbed Hiccer and went into Jumba's room. He went to the trunk and opened it up. Blocky jumped out and tried to bite Stitch but Stitch used Esrever as a shield again. Stitch quickly put Hiccer, Blocky, and Esrever into the trunk and shut it. As Stitch added a few more airholes for the experiments inside he wondered to himself, "Why isn't Hiccer hiccuping?"
Meanwhile Lilo has been ordered to draw Huga a bath. She felt a bit more confident with this one because she didn't need to do any creative thinking. She went into the bathroom and started the water in the tub. She was about to leave the room when she heard a gurgling sound. She looked around for a minute and then looked in the tub. Riptide was sitting right beneath the faucet and was drinking all of the water. "Hey that's for Huga's bath!" yelled Lilo. Riptide stopped drinking and gave Lilo a mischievous look. "Uh-oh," muttered Lilo. Riptide opened his mouth again and a waterspout came out, (the tornado kind, not the geyser kind.) Lilo was swept up into the water as it filled the room. In the attic, Psyche was looking through the floor with his second-vision. Unlike most experiments, Psyche was good-natured and mostly wanted to be left to himself. He knew that Lilo would drown in Riptide's flood even though she was a good swimmer. Psyche then used his telepathy to rip away the boards and jumped into the bathroom. He swam over to Lilo and used his psychic powers to make an airtight bubble that had plenty of oxygen. "Well," said Lilo to Psyche as Riptide continued flooding the bathroom, "at least things can't get any worse."
Meanwhile on Gantu's ship, Gantu was singing off-key kareoke at the top of his lungs. Ever since he realized that he didn't have to put up with 625 and Hamsterviel for the weekend, he had been partying like there was no tomorrow. All wildlife had left the area around the ship to avoid hearing the awful singing. So Gantu hadn't been able to hear the container computer beeping until he had reached the end of his tape. He went over to the computer and pressed a button. "Warning; multiple experiment activation," beeped the computer. "How many?" asked Gantu. "5," replied the computer and gave information about the five experiments that were activated at Lilo's house. "Hmm," thought Gantu. "Those pods couldn't have been activated on purpose with Huga here. But since I lost some of those pods to 6-3-0.2, I better check at the trog's house." He grabbed his blaster and capture containers and headed out the door.
Will our heroes be able to control the experiments and prevent Huga from discovering them? Probably not, but will they stop Gantu when he gets there? Stay tuned for the next chapter to find out. Please review.