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After a long game of soccer (I'm skipping the part with the credits) Samantha kicked the ball through the life guard sign. (a/n I'm not sure what it's called, all I know is that it's up in the air.) Takuya catches the ball in mid-air and runs over to Sam.
"She shoots, she scores! Whoo!" Takuya screams
"Thanks, now give me the ball Takky," Sam said as she tried to snatch the ball away.
"I don't think so," Takuya said as he dropped the ball and picked her up
"Ahh! Put me down!" Sam laughed as he put her down on their blanket and they start to make-out.
"You're getting good," Takuya said as he broke the kiss
"Aww, you too. When we started going out, You couldn't kiss at all," Sam said smiling
"I meant soccer. You're better than probably half the guys on my team."
"Probably more than half," Sam giggled as they started to kiss again
Pulling out of the kiss, "What do you mean I couldn't kiss at all?"
"Don't worry, I've taught you well," Sam said as she continued the kiss
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The Next Day at Cornwall
The girls soccer team is chatting away while walking to the field when they see the lacrosse team on the field
"What's the lacrosse team doing on our field?" Sam asked as Zoe came up with a clipboard.
"They cut the team," Zoe said in disgust
"What!" All the girls yelled
"Not enough girls signed up,"
"What, so they just cut us?" Sam asked
The girls then walk up to the coach of the boys' team
"Hey girls, I heard the bad news," he said while watching the boys.
"Bad? Try horrible." Sam immediately quipped
"Now college scouts don't even get to see us play," Zoe said
"I know, and if there's anything I can do, just say the word," the coach said
"Actually there is, we want to try out for the boys team" Sam informed him.
"Uh, anything except that."
"Coach come on! You know we're good enough!" Sam yelled.
"I don't know that's a thing that I know"
"All we're asking for is one shot," Sam said more calmly
"Yeah coach" the other girls said
"Girls, we have 2 weeks before school starts. Then we open against Illyria, a rivalry game. We have to win,"
"And we can help you win," Sam said
"Hey baby," Takuya said to Sam as he and the team came up to the girls and the coach. "What's going on coach?"
"The girls here, say they want to try out for the team." The coach said as the boys burst out in hysterical laughter.
"You're not serious," Takuya said.
"Look," The coach said as he turned to the girls. "You're all excellent players, but girls aren't as fast as boys, or as strong, or as athletic," He continued laughing as the team joined in his laughter. "It's not me speaking, it's a scientific fact."
"Ok. Well Takuya, you're the team captain, what do you say?" Sam asked as she turned to Takuya.
"I say coach just said it all." Takuya said
"Yesterday you told me I was better than half the guys on your team!" Sam said getting angrier by the minute.
"I didn't say that," Takuya lied.
"What are you talking about! Why are you lying!" Sam yelled
"…Well, end of discussion!" Takuya said with a smug look on his face.
"Fine, end of relationship." Sam said as the boys "OOOOOOO"ed
"I just don't want you to get hurt." Takuya said, trying to kiss up
"aww, you're full of shi-" Sam said as the whistle blew to cover up the last word and she left the field.
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After the soccer issue
Sam is walking home in a baggy sweatshirt and jeans while listening to her iPod. When she's walking up her walkway, she doesn't hear Mimi getting out of her car.
"KEN! KEN! KEN!" Mimi screeched as she followed Sam, thinking she was Ken and pulled her sweatshirt so "Ken" would turn around.
"Ow!" Sam said as Mimi turned her around.
"Ew, it's just you. God, you and your brother look scary alike from the back. It must be from your lack of curves," Mimi said as she pulled off her sunglasses.
Pulling a face on Mimi then replacing it with a fake smile. "Hey Mimi, so nice to see you too."
"Hmm, I'm looking for Ken, where is he?" Mimi said
"I don't know."
"Well if you see him, tell him he's lucky to be in my life and to call me if he wants to stay in it."
"Ok, does he have your number? 1-800-BEYOTCH?" Sam said laughing
"Nya, nya, nya, nya nya," Mimi said rapidly trying to mimic Sam as she pulls on her sunglasses and goes back to her car.
"She will do great things" Sam says to herself as she turns to go inside.
As she opens the door, Mrs. Ichijoji is in the hall with a huge, scary smile on her face.
"I have a surprise for you!" She said as cheerfully as humanly possible
"This is why I don't have friends over." Sam said to herself as she walks in after closing the door behind her. "Mom, can it wait? I had a bad day"
"Nonsense, it's just the thing to cheer you up. Now close your eyes." Mrs. Ichijoji said as she covered her daughter's eyes.
"Ok, they're closed." Sam said as her mother let go after walking her to a room.
"Now open them!" Mrs. I (A/n I'm getting tired of spelling it out.) said
As Sam opened her eyes, she saw three of the ugliest dresses in the world on the couch.
"Beautiful dresses for my darling debutante." Mrs. I said while picking one up and showing it to Sam.
"MOM! Have I not told you a thousand times, I have no interest of being a debutante. It's totally archaic," Sam said with emphasis.
"How could I wind up with a daughter who only wants to kick a muddy ball around a field all day." Mrs. I said with disappointment in her voice
"Well, the world has been set right Mom, they cut my team." Sam said sadly as she starts upstairs
"What, no soccer?" Mrs. I said holding a dress "How sad."
"Yeah, I can see you're all torn up." Sam saidas she turned around.
"Well, Takuya's gonna love you in this." Her mom said as she showed her the dress
"Yet, another reason not to wear it. I dumped him." Sam said as she continued up the stairs.
"What? Why?"
"I don't wanna talk about it."
"He's so handsome and rugged, and chiseled, and great." Mrs. I said with a dreamy look in her eyes.
"Then why don't you date him Mom?" Sam said as she went to her brother's room.
Mrs. Ichijoji had a look like she was considering it, then "Oh, no. I couldn't" She said to herself laughing.
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That's the 1st chapter! Hope you liked it!