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At Matt's Salon

"hahaha. Now, let me get this straight. You want me to turn you into your brother?" Matt said with a confused look on his face.

"That's right. I'm going to Illyria as Ken. I'll make the boys soccer team, and in 12 days beat the Cornwall boys team." Sam said as Zoe and Sora nod their heads behind her.

"OK, you've taken too many soccer balls to the head."

"You know I can do it Matt." Sam said

"Yeah, except for the voice, mannerisms, the breasts, the mentality, and…"

"It doesn't matter. Nobody at Illyria has even met Ken." Zoe said as Sam covers her boobs. "They won't know the difference," she continued.

"They'll know he's a girl." Matt said

"Oh, come on Matt." Sam said

"yeah, come on Matt." Zoe and Sora said.

"Yeah, come on Matt," the old lady whose hair Matt was working on said.

"OK, fine. I'll see what I can do" Matt said as Sam high fived the lady.

For the next few days, Sam learns how to be a guy from Matt and following other men around. Then she packs her stuff and makes sure she has a box of Tampons and she put it in her boot. When she goes down the stairs, her mom sees her all packed.

"Where are you going?" Her mom asks from the dining room table

"Mom, I told you! I'm going to Dad's house for two weeks." Sam said

"No you didn't and you're not going. We haven't spent enough time together this summer. Now go upstairs and unpack."

"OK, Mom. I decided that since Mimi's going to be there 24/7 with Ken, I thought she could show me the ropes on the whole debutante thing." Sam said when she walked over to her mother with a smile.

"GASP This is wonderful!" Her mother says as she jumps up from the table.

"I know isn't it?" Sam says in mock happiness.

"Aww, my little girl's finally going to be a lady! It's a miracle!"

"see ya later mom!" Sam says as she turns around and rolls her eyes.

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At Illyria

When Sam arrives at Illyria, she looks like Ken, but she's wearing a wig and his uniform. She then panicks and turns to Matt and whispers, "WAIT! Are you sure I can do this?"

"Oh yeah, absolutely," Matt says as Sam gets one of her bags.

As she turns back around and a guy passes by and says: "What's up?"

Then she panicks again and whispers to Matt: "OH MY GOD he knew!" and gets in the car. (The dialogue in the car will be at the same time)

"I wanna go Home!"

"Relax. He was being friendly!"

"I wanna go home NOW"

"We're not going home! Stop it! I did not spend all this time…"

"It's your fault! Drive home!"

"My idea! You asked me!"

"Reverse!"

"I was a good friend! I did your hair and makeup!"

"I want to go!"

"You're being a girl!"

"STOP TALKING! STOP THE TALKING!"

"We're not going."

"Come on! Drive!"

(The end of the same time thing)

"He was being friendly" Matt said as they got out of the car.

"All right!" Sam said as she got out.

"Now, let's run through it one more time," Matt says as he gets Sam's stuff out of the car. "Now, let me hear the voice."

"clearing throat Hey, What's up? I'm Ken." Sam says in a boy's voice.

"Let me see the strut" Matt said.

Sam struts back and forth.

"Now, hack a lugi." Matt said as he gave Sam her bag and she spits.

"sniff I'm so proud!" Matt says as he gives her a hug and she smacks him with a folder.

"Get off me!"

"Remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong, but you know what I mean." As Sam turns to go, Matt finds her soccer ball.

"Sam." She turns around and he tosses her the ball. "Be a good boy."

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After going through all the chaos on campus, Sam sees there's more chaos in the hall and reminds herself: "I can do this, I am a dude, I am a hunk of dude, I'm a bad-ass hunk of dude!" After she gets through all the chaos, Sam finds her room occupied by 3 guys.

She greets them and says "You must be my roommates."

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A/N I'm sorry the last chapter was so short, but this is all I'm doing for now. My fingers hurt. R&R!