The 3 boys Sam saw as she entered the room were, in her opinion, really HOT! 2 of them looked like twins, both with blue eyes and black hair. One had his hair in a ponytail, the other had short hair and was shirtless revealing his hot body. The third was hot, but he was kind of weird. He had spiky brown hair and was currently beating the long-haired boy in a video game.

"Hey, what up? You guys must be my roommates." Sam said as she put her stuff on the bed that was supposedly hers.

"What's your name?" The shirtless one asked.

"Ken Ichijouji." Sam answered. (A/N: I spelled it wrong before)

"Kouichi Kimura" he replied.

Sam then shook his hand and pulled him close to her and she did some kind of handshake thing. (A/N I don't know what's called, but just watch the movie and you'll see.)

Kouichi then pushed her off of him.

"Yeah, this is Davis and Kouji. They live next door." Kouichi said while pointing to the other boys.

"Yeah. Freshman dorm's that-a way, twiglet." Kouji said while turning away from the game.

"Seriously, how old are you?" Davis asked

"I-I I skipped a couple grades. I'm brilliant. Shh!" Sam said as she sat on her bed. "Anyway. Do you guys know when soccer tryouts are?"

"Noon. You play?" Kouichi answered.

"Absolutely, center-forward. You know it bro," Sam said as she turned to unpack her things. "So, do you play the beautiful game… Bro? Brothers? Brethren?"

"Yeah," Kouichi chuckled. "Yeah, I'm a striker. Davis and Kouji are halfbacks"

"Schveet" Sam said in a fake Swiss accent as her boot with the tampon box fell open.

"OK, why do you have tampons in your boot?" Kouichi asked as Kouji and Davis got up from their game to stare.

"Uhhh, I get really bad nosebleeds?" Sam tried.

"So you stick them up your nose?" Kouji asked with disgust.

"YEAH," Sam said as she turned around. "What? You mean you've never done that?"

All the boys shake their head no.

"Oh my God, Beckham does it all the time." Sam added.

"Seriously…?" Kouichi asked

"Yes. Look. I'll just show you how to do it," Sam said while she takes one out. "Take that off and whatever this plastic thing is, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up." And she puts it up her nose. The boys laugh hysterically.

"Bro, your roommate's a freak!" Kouji said as Sam turned away. This was going to be a looong 2 weeks.

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Noon at Soccer Try-outs

The coach walks back and forth between the boys and says: "OK, shirts and skins."

"Excuse me. Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt." Sam says

"What?" the coach says as he stops in front of Sam

"I'm allergic to the sun" Sam answers.

"You're allergic to the sun?" the coach asks

"Very, very, very, deathly, deathly allergic."

"Well we like to accommodate here in Illyria. I'll follow you around with a parasol. OK, Nancy boy? You're a shirt"

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After hours of soccer practice

"OK team, I've seen a lot of energy, and a lot of commitment. The only problem is you can't all be 1st stringers. You second stringers, don't take it too hard you're all a part of this team. Apart from, of course, playing the game part." Coach says as he pulls out the pennies and starts to announce the names and as he announces, he throws a penny to the correct person. "Schuler. Haims. Potensky. Donner. Ichijouji. Second String, the rest of you, congrats. First string, now, shower up."

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In the locker room

"Shower time" one of the boys says as he walks by Sam.

"Shower time?" Sam asks herself as she looks for a way to get out of this but bumps into people at the same time. She then finds herself with one towel in front of her to use after she showers. (boys only need one! How weird is that?)

"Ichijouji! No shower for you. You're needed in the principal's office." Coach said.

"Ok," Sam finished as she ran from the locker room with her towel.