Ok. I got the idea for this fic from another fic I'm doing (Insulting me, Insulting you...GO READ!). I hope you like this.

It's after G-rev. The teams (minus Justice 5) are staying in Tyson's dojo for a little while. They have been helping BBA get set up again.

Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade, some other guy who lives in Japan does.

The Phantom Prankster.

Letting the inky blackness consume them, they crept around their slumbering victims. Spending only thirty seconds on each person before moving on to the next, they weaved their mischief. They had a few close calls when a few of the sleepers would toss and turn away from them but none of them had woken up. When the two finished the first part of their plan they moved to the next. Turning to face each other, with big grins plastered across their faces, they completed their plan. With a satisfied nod from one they each moved back to their bed and awaited for the chaos in the morning.

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Mariah sat up slowly. She blinked tiredly and yawned widely. Getting up she gathered her stuff and made her way to the bathroom. She needed to have a wash to wake herself up before getting changed. She grabbed her toothbrush and toothpaste and stood in front of the sink. She glanced at the mirror for a second to check her hair then snapped her head up to take a proper look at herself. Reflected back at her was a slightly shocked looking girl with messy pink hair and black pen marks all over face. Someone had drawn a big curly mustache, a big black eyebrow, squiggles on her cheeks and a swirl in the middle of her forehead. She screamed.

In the main sleeping area everyone woke up when they heard the piercing scream. Seconds later the door was opened and Mariah stood there looking every bit like a mad women.

"Who did this!", she screeched while pointing at her face.

There was a pregnant pause for a few seconds before the room filled with confused yells and angry shouts. Mariah wasn't alone. Every other beyblader had something similar done to them.

"Who the fuck did this?" snarled a severally pissed off Tala who was desperately trying to rub off the pen marks on his face.

He'd been told that the word twat was spelled out across his forehead (A.N. Sorry any Tala fan's but I find this funny) and two circles were on his cheeks. It had taken Bryan several minutes to stop silently laughing at his captain to tell him what was spelled on his forehead. Tala shut him up by saying that he looked like a cat. Lets just say Bryan's not a cat person so he wasn't very pleased.

After everyone calmed down (a.k.a they stopped shouting at each other) there was a mad rush to the bathroom. Mariah was the first there but some of the other beybladers (rather stupidly) decided to try and pull her out the bathroom so they could have a wash first. Tyson (he has stars and swirls covering all of his face like exotic zits) was half way through the door when he was grabbed by Mariah who was being held back by Rick (he has a big mustache and beard covering his chin). This started a chain of very complicated events which led to a mass fight amongst the desperate 'bladers.

Not all the of the pranked 'bladers had gone for the bathroom. Some of them had either been arguing amongst them selves (Tala and Bryan for example) while the others where watching the fight in the hall, laughing, as Mariah tried to scram Micheal's (he has pimp writen across his face and again I'm sorry for any Micheal fans) eyes out for 'accidentally' touching her chest.

Kai (he had two big flowers on each cheek and a goatee) seemed to be the only sensible one as he went to the kitchen and cleaned his face in the sink. It may not be the bathroom but hey, he wasn't getting mauled by a crazy pink person. After this he woke up Tyson's Grandfather as the fight started to get really nasty.

After standing in the hall laughing at the teenagers outside the bathroom, Mr.Granger (I can't be bothered to say Tyson's Grandfather all the time) decided it was time to stop the fight before the neighbors complained. Since the teens wanted a wash, Mr.Granger decided to help. Grabbing a bucket, he filled it full of water and tossed the frigid H2O over the brawlers.

"If you dogs don't stop, I'll kick you all out." He threatened. "Know I hate to be old fashioned but since non of you homies seem to be agreeing on anything it'll have to be ladies first. I've been told Mariah was here first so she gets the bathroom." And with that he walked off to the kitchen to make breakfast. No-one was happy about queuing but then again an unhappy pensioner with a big wooden sword is defiantly worse.

"What I want to know is who drew on us?" asked a confused Max (he had stripes going across his face)

"Obviously someone who is an idiot." said Tala. He hadn't succeeded in removing all of the writing on his forehead.

The teenagers debated and accused each other all day long but nothing came out of it. Whoever the pranksters were, they had guts. Everyone agreed with that. They also mostly agreed that whoever the hell it was, they are dead.

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I know it's lame to finish here but there is going to be more. I'm not sure how many more but hey I'm gonna find out sooner or later. Just like the poor little beybladers will find out who the prankster are. I'm not even sure who the pranksters are yet...as you can see I'm very organized. Anyways...review if you want. I don't know whether I should put down what was on the other beybladers faces. Hmmm...nah, too much to write and I'm too lazy.