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xxsuicidalxx: You know what I want? A good Kai uke fic. I can't find one! If you know a really good one, please tell me! I like Kai-seme fics (this is one…maybe) but it gets repetitive after awhile. Thank you for all your reviews! I'll give acknowledgments in the next diary entry.

Chapter three

"Rei…Rei…" What on earth was trying to rouse him out of his peaceful sleep? "Rei…" What creature so cruel and foul would do something as evil as awake him? How awf- "REI, WAKE UP!"

The startled neko-jin's eyes snapped open. Laughter surrounded him from every angle. A look of surprise turned into a look of confusion. Why were they laughing? Even Mr. Dickinson had a smile on his wrinkly old face. "Dude, I had no clue you screamed like a girl, Rei!"

"What are you guys talking about?"

"You sounded like a girl! I always thought you were kind of feminine, but…" Rei's confusion only sent the owner of the dragon bit-beast into another fit. "Tyson, that's enough. Stop teasing him." Max's face still held a grin, and his voice had a giggle to it.

'Sounded…like…a…girl?" He hadn't remembered speaking, what was going on? Scanning through the possibilities had only left him with one valid option. Had he yelped when Tyson awoke him? A blush immediately secured a place on his face.

"If you're done making a fool out of yourselves, it's past our reservation time." Rei exhaled in gratitude. His savior had rescued him from even more embarrassment. Kai let out an aggravated sigh. "I'm drowning in the immaturity level in here. Fix it, and let's go." Blue hair bounced as Kai turned around and walked down the steps and out of the bus.

Rei cleared his throat and stood up, using one ivory hand to brush the now untamed raven strands behind an ear. "See you guys…in there." The blush was still there but his voice displayed calmness. Four pairs of eyes watched him exit, and once again laughter erupted in the bus.

A traumatized sigh escaped pale pink lips. He watched as his hands moved his for around in the bowl of spaghetti, resting in front of him. 'How am I supposed to finish my food with Tyson eating at the table behind me?' Just hearing it was enough to make him sick, and apparently he wasn't the only one. Max tossed him an understanding smile, Kenny's face was starting to turn awfully pale, and Kai absolutely refused to pick up his silverware (folded arms, crossed legs, and closed eyes. Yup, he wasn't moving.) Rei glanced back and cringed, not a smart move. Tyson swallowed another bowl of miso soup, and grinned at the Chinese team-mate.

"You positive you guys don't want to join me? There's room enough for all of you." Rei smiled and shook a polite no.

"Suit yourself." He turned around and twitched. There's no way another person can fit at that table! Plate after plate upon cups in bowls! The poor table even looked a little lopsided. Oh well, not like anybody wanted to eat there with his…habits. Their table, consumed by silence, attempted to continue their attempt at eating. Okay, so that had all completely stopped. It just…wasn't possible.

"Sooooo….." Max tried his chances at breaking the silence, "Where do you think we're going, guys? I hope there's a beach!"

"No, I think we're going to some resort or something, maybe by a theme park." The voices of Kenny and Max stayed at the back of his mind. The conversation was quite boring, and frankly, Rei didn't feel much like talking anymore. His fork went back to playing with its noodles. Once the edible strands were correctly placed on the fork, he lifted and examined them. The noodles oh so perfectly fit into the slots in the fork, kind of cool when you thought about it. The fork was made just for the noodles, huh? That's romantic. Rei blushed, shaking his head and grunted at his own thoughts, only turning redder when Kai looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Problems?"

"Uh…no?"

"Hn."

He sighed and turned back to his food, unaware of the soon to be traumatic experience they were all about to witness.

"Oh, my God, Tyson!"

"Can't…breathe…"

'I can be so immature sometimes.'

"Don't Die!"

"Ugh…"

'Hah, I'm no better than Max.'

"Breathe, Granger! Rei, Kai, Kennnyyyy!"

'I really need to stop. I daydream too much.'

"Hellooo…"

'Hmm…..I-'

"Help!"

An ivory head snapped back at the cry for help. A glance at Kai recognized him as fine (not that he'd ever ask for help) and Kenny's face was red with worry. :Oh, no." Rei turned his head back at turtle's pace. Nothing good can come from this. (: A/N Duh, someone cried for help:) Max preformed the Heimlich on his buddy to the best of his abilities. "Tyyyssssooooonnnn!" The dragon's face color is going to be the same shade as his hair, soon!

'He's choking! WhatdoIdo?WhatdoIdo?' Despite Rei's motherlike nature, he was no genius when when it came to firs aid or life saving. Surprise, Surprise, huh?

"Someone's got to help him! No, Somebody's go to help me help him!" Max was frantic, his buddy was dying and nobody was helping him!

"Kai, Kenny! I don't know what to do!" The waiter's watched the friends attempt to save their buddy. Kenny fainted. 'Oh, it's okay Tyson! We'll find some way to save you!'

Will Tyson choke? Will Kai actually care? Do the waiter's even realize what exactly is happening? Until next time.

TBC. I know, short and pretty stupid. The past two months have been absolute torture for me. Well, except my cruise to Mexico, Central America, and The Grand Caymans…heh heh. I've been so busy. I promise to make it longer and better next time. And try to update sooner…yeah…and better.