Chapter 22

2D woke up with a smile on his face. He looked at the clock and noticed it was about 2 am in the morning. He got up and went to check on Paula to see if she was ok, forgetting the whole fact about her 'soon to be' cheating on him ((a/n you know when you wake up from a dream, you forget about it until a little later? Well that's what is happening to him.)) Once he was at her door, he called her name,

"Paula? Paula you awake?" he whispered loud enough for her to hear, but not loud enough for anyone else to hear.

"Paula?"

He walked into her room and noticed she was not in bed. But soon the scent of Murdoc's booze filled his nose. 2D began to panic and started to run remembering the dream he had just encountered. He ran down the long steps to the dirty car park towards Murdoc Winnebago. He ran and slammed open the door.

"MUDOC!" he called angrily as he entered.

Once he was in there, he found no trace of Murdoc, or Paula. Murdoc's bed was made, for once, and nothing seems to be out of place. Paula's perfume scent was not in the air and nothing of hers was there. 2D thought it was a mistake, but he still didn't know where Paula was, or Murdoc. The all of a sudden, a loud BAM came from inside Kong. 2D jumped from being startled, and then ran into Kong. He ran to where the noise was coming from. The bathroom. When he entered, he noticed Murdoc on the floor in fetal position with both his hands holding his bleeding nose and cursing repeatedly. There was also Russel who was standing with his one hand curled in a fist with a little blood on it.

"What the bloody 'ell going on 'ere?" 2D asked.

Russel looked up at 2D with a sad but stern look on his face.

"Ummm…D, I-ah-I don't know how to tell you this, but I came in here and I heard moaning noises coming from stall # 3 and I looked in and I found Murdoc and Paula doin-well, do I have to explain it all man?" he told him.

2D had a blank look on his face.

"Where's Paula?" he asked

Russel pointed into stall #3. 2D slowly started to walk over to that stall, and found Paula on the floor with her spaghetti straps hanging off her shoulders and her skirt was rolled up a little bit, but it still covered her. 2D had a sad look on his face.

"P-P-Paula? Why?"

She looked up at him crying.

"I-I-I'm sorry 2D, I don't know-I mean-what happened was-"

"Save it you little slut! 2D was loyal to you! He-"

2D held up a hand stopping Russel from completing his speech.

"Murdoc must have done this. Did he drug you at all?" he asked Paula

"HA!" a voice cried

The three turned to Murdoc, who was still holding his bleeding nose.

"LIKE HELL I WOULD DRUG HER TO DO ME! I HATE HER! SHE'S BEEN A BITCH TO ME THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS HERE! SHE DRUGED ME FOR GOD SAKES!" he yelled

Everyone turned back to Paula who was shamefully looking down at the dirty floor on which she sat on.

2D felt tears wed up in his eyes.

"Is-is this true? Paula?" he asked her

She did not answer

"Paula?"

Still no answer escaped her mouth.

"PAULA! ANSWER ME!" 2D yelled at her.

She looked at him then looked down.

"Yes."

2D could not believe his ears. She really did cheat on him. Jade was right. Paula looked up at 2D who put his head down with tears running down his cheeks.

"2D I-"

"Out" he told her.

"What?"

"Out" he said pointing a finger at the door.

"But 2D I-"

"I SAID GET OUT!"

Paula shuttered. She ran upstairs to gather her things. She came back down to the bathroom to find 2D and Russel checking out Murdoc's nose.

"It's broken alright." Russel told him.

"Well aren't you a smart one lards? No one would have ever figured that out." Murdoc told him angrily.

"He dude, I sorry I hit you so hard, I thought-"

"Forget it Russ."

Russ smiled then went back to his observation.

"Well, there's good news and bad news. The good news is you don't need to get you to tha hospital or anything. The bad news is, your nose is broken in eight different places."

Murdoc looked surprised.

"Are you fucking kidding me? EIGHT PLACES? MY FUCKING BLOODY NOSE IS BROKEN IN EIGHT DIFFERENT PLACES AND I DON'T NEED NO DOCTOR!"

"Now calm down dude, you'll be fine just rest for now, that means you gatta keep that nose in ice for a week, you can have any movement at all, which means," Russel sighed and put a hand on Murdoc's shoulder.

"You can't have sex for about a week."

This made Murdoc's eyes grow small.

"N-n-n-no s-s-sex?"

"Yupp, no sex."

Then it was silent but then,

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I CANT GO A WEEK WITHOUT SEX! O MY GOD! THIS IS TERRIBLE!" Murdoc started running around the room in circles. He ran up to Paula, grabbed her by her shoulders, shaking her back and forth saying,

"YOU HEAR THAT YOU LIL' SLUT! NO SEX FOR A WEEK! AHHHHH!" and with that Murdoc ran out of the bathroom, with Russel chasing after him, leaving 2D and Paula behind.

2D turned his back to Paula.

"2D, I'm so sorry I really am. I don't know what came over me."

"Sorry for what Paula? For breaking my heart or not finishing off with Murdoc?" he asked her angrily.

"Well, both but-"

"That's it get out. I'm serious. No complaints or I'll have Russel throw you to the zombies! OUT NOW!"

Paula couldn't believe what she just heard. Immediately, without turning back, Paula ran out of Kong Studios, for good, after that, no one ever heard or seen Paula again.


YAY! SHES GONE! SHES FINALLY GONE! I must say I put everyone's anger on Paula very well bows Thank you thank you! Well, for now, Sayonara!