Beyblade- A Tale of Two Phoenixes

"Bitch."

"Bastard."

"Asshole."

"Dick."

"Whore."

"Just like your Mama."

Kai's eyebrow twitched involuntarily. Saiyna didn't say a word.

"Slut."

"Fuck-up."

The Bladebreakers all sighed simultaneously as Kai and Saiyna continued to argue. Saiyna remained completely calm while Kai looked about ready to kill someone. "Man, they're even worse than Hilary and Tyson." "I HEARD THAT!" They both shouted in unison, and then glared at one another. "STOP DOING THAT!" They both yelled at the same time again. Tyson laughed. "If you ask me, they love each other!" In an instant, two loaded launchers were aimed at Tyson's face. "Feeling brave enough to repeat that?" Both Kai and Saiyna seethed in unison. They turned to one another looking about ready to kill each other. They were interrupted when the doorbell rang.

Tyson answered the door. "Hey Tala." "Um, mind telling us why there's shouting coming from the backyard?" Tyson sweatdropped. "Uh, let's just say the new girl and Kai are having a lovers' dispute." The Blitzkrieg Boys all had amused looks on their faces.

"Take it back!" The others looked on in amusement. Saiyna had Kai pinned on his stomach on the ground with her knee on his back and her arm over his neck in a painful headlock. "TAKE IT BACK!" "AS IF!" Kai threw her off as they continued their 'argument.' The dojo door slid open as Tyson and the Blitzkrieg Boys all saw a girl Kai lookalike actually beating the crap out of the original Kai. She eventually had him in a headlock. "TAKE IT BACK!" Tyson looked to Ray. "Geez, what did Kai say?" Ray shook his head. "He called her a pathetic wannabe." "Ouch." The tides had temporarily turned as Kai had Saiyna in a different headlock as the one he was just in. Saiyna responded by bringing her foot back hard into his shin. He immediately let go, rubbing his shin where she'd kicked him. A very loud whistle interrupted the two phoenixes. Tala: "Both of you cool it!" The two glared at each other, then looked away. Saiyna dusted herself off. "He started it." "Don't even go there you liar." "Hey, don't even START that again."

Spencer snickered to himself. "Some lovers' dispute." Both Saiyna and Kai whirled around at Tyson. "WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Tyson: "Uh..." Spencer: "He said you were having a lovers' dispute." Saiyna's eye twitched, then she walked over to Tyson, grabbed him by the ear, and dragged him out of sight to the side of the house. A split second later... "Wait, what are you doing? AH! NO NOT THAT- OW! OW NO PLEASE- OW! NO PLEASE HAVE MERCY! OW! AHHHHHH!" It suddenly became silent as Saiyna came back looking very self-satisfied. Ray: "Geez, what did you do?" "Do you really wanna know?" "Uh, not really." "Good call. Rated R for violence."