Sorry the chapters are quite short, but I work better this way.

As ever Gorillaz (c) Gorillaz.


"Hey Girls,

You see this note! O.K... sorry I left so early. I know I said I'd be here this morning, But the shop's run short on staff, so I'm covering. I won't be home 'til gone 11, please try to be in bed before then. I've left some money for the chippie. DON'T whatsoever talk to your father, or so help me, he dosen't live here for a very good reason.

Love Mum"

"Mum's gone Ursula!" The 11 year old shouted to her sister, she stomped through the house. "She PROMISED! It's my first day and she's gone!"

"Stop fusin', we need the money." Came her sister's half-awake reply, "I'll sort ya out, after I'm done."

The girl lent against the door of their joint bedroom. She watched he sister slip into a thin blue shift, the girl winced at how painfully thin her sister was, then Ursula pulled on some pink stripy socks, over this she put on some heavy DocMartens, leaving the laces undone, then she jamed a navy bobble hat over her short hair. She put on her glasses, so the overall effect at the end was that of an overdressed owl.

Once she was done she pulled her sister over.

"Right Coaster." She said puting her sister in front of the mirror, she brushed her sister's hair and put it in a ponytail, then she did her sister's gloss and mascara.

"You look nice." Ursula said when she was done, admiring her sister's shiny black hair, "First day of secondary school, eh? You'll want to look nice."

"Urs, when did you eat last?"

Her sister's face, to say the least was a picture, to say the most, it was scary. Then she seemed to calm down.

"I had something last night, okay?"

They put on their jackets and Coaster grabbed a Mars bar, pulling off the wrapper and shoving it in the bin, noting that the last thing that seemed to have been eaten was her own dinner and nothing else, Ursula had been lying.

"Hey Coaster, it's your friend, Vadol!"

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2D looked down at a 11 year old Noodle, who'd put a finger in frount of her mouth.

"Can you keep a secret, 2D-san?"

"Yes luv?"

Noodle took hold of his hand and placed it on his heart.

"You're an angel and it comes from inside, remember it."

"Uh... okay, thas sweet, but why's it important, Noodle... Noodle?

He looked down to find he was talking to a pile of ashes spilling out of an urn.

2D woke up with images of urns, ashes and some vaugly familier people spining around in his head, but before he could figue it all out he rolled over to find out he was sharing his bed with an unwelcome guest.

"Oh God, what was I on last night?" He muttered as he pulled the peanut butter & jam sandwich off his bed, "I've told Russel a thousand times I hate peanut butter and ther are dead ants in the jam..."


Okay, I'm sorry, but peanut butter & jam, someone please explain the sainity of that idea to me, I've always wanted to know.