There's Way Too Many Girls Around Me!
One day, Ash decided to enter a competition, after he was a Pokemon Master. Out of the 13 people who entered, Ash was one of them. The competition was to see who would be able to last the longest in a manor called the Manor of Randomess (Believe me, once you start to read this story, you'll really believe this manor is full of randomness). Oh yeah, this is going to be taped and shown throughout national television. Ash, is now at the Manor, waiting for the other contestants.
This story contains Nintendo Characters, and I don't on any of them. I'm pretty sure that I will never own them ever in my life too. If I did own Nintendo, I would make Ash marry Latias, but that's unacceptable. Ash marrying a pokemon, even though I would like to do…(The author goes off mumbling himself)
Oh yeah and one last message, this is quoted from the M rated WWII Strategy/ Shooting game from UBISOFT and GEARBOX, named "Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30" :
"Thirteen is not a lucky number"
(Said by Sgt. Matt Baker, 101st Airborne, 502 PIR, Fox Company, 3rd squad)
Ash: I wonder who else won this competition?
(A boy comes with another boy wandering toward the manor)
Boy 1: So Chester, you're a foreigner?
Chester: Yeah, I just arrived here one month ago from Hollywood, CA. The scenery was horrible, so my el richo parents took me here to see some better scenery. How did you get here Jimmy?
Jimmy: Duh! I was born here!
(Jimmy wears a yellow and black hat, red and white sweater, yellow shorts, and Black and yellow shoes. He also wears a red backpack to carry all the stuff he must have carried here. He is about 13. Chester wears a white shirt, a red cap, a white t-shirt, blue shorts, and tennis shoes. He is also about 13 and also has a backpack, but also a knapsack, and a briefcase.)
Chester: Japan is kind of weird. Do you think so?
Jimmy: Nah, I've lived here all my life. Hey there's a kid right over there!
Ash: Huh? Me?
Chester: Of course you! You're the only other kid over here.
Ash: Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Jimmy: Good job winning the competition.
(He shakes hands with Ash)
Chester: My name is Chester and this is-
Ash: Jimmy right? I heard Vincent talk about how you look like, before. Right after Johto when I battled him. He won, but I had my revenge.
Jimmy: You know Vincent?
Ash: Yep, he was a bit weird.
Chester: Ummmm, hello? Are you guys trying to neglect me? I'm right here. Look at me!
Ash: Yes we see you smartass. Don't tell us anymore. Oh yeah, my name is Ash Ketchum from Pallet town.
Jimmy: Here comes another guy.
(Mario comes over with a backpack with a red- I don't really need to describe him do I?)
Mario: It sa me Mario!
Jimmy: Hey Mario. My name is Jimmy, he's Ash, and this "smartass" is called Chester.
Chester: Shut up Slim Jim.
Mario: Okay, shut up all of you. Lets go inside the Manor. It heard that there will be a meeting in the kitchen. Shall we go in?
Ash: Sure, why not. I hope that the rest of the people aren't girls. If they are I'm gonna be so fucking pissed..