There's Too Many girls Around Me!
(The door opens and enters Misty, May, Melody, Bianca, Casey, Marina, Peach, Daisy, and Jessie)
Ash: You've gotta be shittin me…
Jimmy: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
Misty, May, Melody, Bianca, and Casey: My Ashy!
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This can't be happening! No! No! No! All the people who love me come here at once! NO! NO!
Mario: Uh oh.
(Those five girls run and jump on Ash, while peach and Daisy pounce on Mario, and Marina grabs and hugs Jimmy by surprise.)
Chester: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm glad that I'm not smothered by kisses. Let's use a better word like molested.
(Soon after this, Michael and Stefano Tortellini come in the room)
M.T.: Okay guys, starting from when we leave, all of your actions will be recorded, and some will be shown in T.V. I hope you remember this is a Reality show.
S.T.: Here are the rules guys and girls.
Don't tamper with any of the cameras in this manor, or you will be kicked.
You shall have no communication to the outside world, unless you are calling for Paramedics. Or if you can find an ingenious way to talk with the outside world. You will receive the warning the first time, the next you will be kicked.
If anybody gets very injured, he/she shall have to leave the game, unless he/she is able to join the game within three days of the injury.
Do whatever you want with your opponents. Annoy them, scare them, raise total war on them, or make them feel like they're in hell. Just don't go too far, like bringing a Heckler and Koch MP5 or a M16 and raise a real war.
You can leave whenever you want. It'll be too bad for you if you leave.
You can do anything you want in this house, just as long you don't break any of the rules above.
Whoever is the last person standing, wins the $100,000,000 Grand prize.
Good Luck. Trust me, you'll need it.
May: That doesn't sound too hard.
Melody; I'll bet you that I'll last the longest with my Ashy!
Misty: No, I will last the longest!
Casey: Ash loves me the most! He'll protect me from any of you assholes!
Bianca: how about we make a side bet? Everyone places in $1,000 in this pot, and whoever last's the longest, gets the pot?
All girls in the room: DEAL!
Peach: Let's spice this up by whoever wins get's Ash!
Daisy: Yeah! Let's do thqat!
(All the girls nod.)
Ash: How did I ever get dragged into this crap?
Chester: It seems Mario's and Jimmy's girlfriends are going after you too. You must be very good to do that.
M.T.: Oh yeah, Domino and Sakura couldn't make it here. Sorry!
S.T.: See ya guys later.
M.T.: Here take these maps. We lost a moving camera a few months ago, when we were building the house. Don't get lost! Catch ya later.
(M.T and S.T. leave)
Chester: I think Jimmy's the luckiest of us all. His girlfriend won't abuse hm, like all of yours Ash. Oh, and yours too Mario.