AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ash: What the hell was that?
May: Ummmm, why don't you go check for me Ashy?
Ash: I thought you were sane, but I guess I was wrong. I'll have to lodge with you anyway.
(He goes down to see Chester, hiding from someone.)
Chester: Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Ash.
Ash: What?
Chester: There's a girl trying to kill me.
Ash: Who?
Chester: My roommate. Her name is Melody.
Ash: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, ceremonial girl! What did you do?
Chester: Saw her while she was changing in the bathroom.
(He chuckles.)
Ash: Nice. Did you take a picture?
Chester: What do you think? I was running for my life you asshole.
Ash: I knew that. Oh well, I better tell May about that.
Chester: You lodging with her?
Ash: Yep. I didn't want to be pushed down the stairs any more, so I figured if I lodged with her, I wouldn't be killed. Unless she starts to kiss me like crazy.
Chester: What's up with the crush these girls have one you?
Ash: Maybe it's just my good looks.
Chester: Maybe you're so stupid that you're hopeless.
Ash: See ya.
(He goes upstairs and sees May changing)
Ash: Shit! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it! I'm not kidding! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(He gets pinned down by the wall and May kisses him.)
(Ash faints.)