Author's notes: Well, I've made my decision, and I will explain why at the end.

Chapter 3: Felis Navi's-snapped

"Link, before you say anything, I've met someone else," interrupted Malon.

"Really? Who?" asked Link.

"His name is Rick Waters," answered Malon.

"Well, that makes it easier. I love you all, but I think I just feel the best about saying this," Link began. End of chapter! Just kidding, "Ruto, I love you."

Zelda and Navi were stunned. Everyone paused for a moment before finally Ruto spoke, "Link, you've made me so happy."

"Would you have chosen me if I hadn't met Rick?" asked Malon.

"Actually, I would have run away and hoped I got struck by lightning on my way home," admitted Link.

"Well, I'm glad I saved your life," said Malon.

Suddenly Navi interrupted, "Ruto? You're not even the same species!"

"Actually, that's up for debate," said Ruto.

"Come on Navi, you're all great, but Ruto and I just click the best romantically," said Link.

"We're obviously just not meant to be," said Zelda, "we can still all be friends."

"No! This is complete bull crap! We belong together. Why do you think the great Deku Tree picked me to be Link's fairy?" ranted Navi.

"Because neither of us were fairies?" responded Malon.

"You shut your mouth! You wouldn't know love if it fell into your lap! I bet this Rick guy is really ugly!" screamed Navi.

"What is your problem? When I first met you in Jabu-Jabu's belly you seemed so nice," said Ruto.

"Oh, let's not forget that experience! 'Oh, help me Link! I'm the damsel in distress. Come save me!'," mocked Navi.

"Actually, I said I didn't want his help. Thanks for checking your facts first," snapped Ruto.

"Well, somewhere out there is someone for us," said Zelda.

"Ooh! Don't get all mystical on me now! Forgive me if I don't jump up and start checking the Tarot cards for my fate!" yelled Navi.

"Navi, you're starting to push it," said Link.

"What are you going to do? Kill me with your big huge manly sword?" said Navi sarcastically.

"Maybe," said Link, "I thought you, of all people, could be civil about this."

"Civil? You chose a fish over me!" screamed Navi.

"If I'm a fish, you're a dragonfly," responded Ruto, "we all know that's not true. Stop with the three-year-old insults."

"Shut Up! I am not a dragonfly," yelled Navi.

"I think that was kind of her point," stated Malon.

"Would you all stop teaming up on me?" cried Navi.

"You started this with each one of us individually, this is your fault," pointed out Link.

"Everyone just go away," screamed Navi flying away.

"Well, I'm glad that's over," said Link.

"Yeah, it's never easy watching someone lose their sanity," said Malon, "You all know what it was like last month with Ingo."

"I just can't help but feel that this is all my fault," confessed Ruto.

"No, she's just being bitter. I'm happy for you both," said Zelda.

"That's a relief," said Link, "at least I only burnt one bridge today."

"Don't talk that way, she did all the burning," said Malon, "and she burnt four."

"Yeah, I was going to invite her to the upcoming party at the castle, but she can forget about that," said Zelda.

"Same here," said Ruto.

"I might still try to patch things up," admitted Malon.

"That's a good idea. Hate is never a good thing to be putting out," said Link.

"Well, you guys can try that, but I'm not doing anything until I get an apology from her," said Zelda.

"That's understandable," said Malon, "What about you Ruto?"

"I'm not holding my breath for any apologies, you saw how mad she was at me," responded the Zoran princess and now lucky lady.

"Well, that's settled," said Link, "I have to go home and fix my balcony."

"I'll come with you," said Ruto enthusiastically.

"Me too!" said Malon.

"Actually, I was hoping only Ruto would say that," admitted Link.

"Oh," responded both girls knowingly in unison.

"Well then, let's get going," said Ruto.

End of Saga

As usual, author's notes: Well, you're all wondering, "Why Ruto?" Except EJ Amber (I love you!), Deb-lil and Hammermaster, but they only think they know. It wasn't just because I'm a Ruto fanboy, no, that didn't even enter into it. My decision was by process of elimination.

Navi: I just plain didn't want this to be LinkxNavi.

Zelda: First of all too overdone. Second, I'm already writing a Zelink.

Malon: Malon was my first real choice, but then I realized that Malon is perfect with anyone, Ruto is only perfect with Link. Or so is my opinion.

PS, sorry for the short chapter, but that's just where it seemed to end. Now, the happy couple has something to say, so take it away.

Ruto: Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

Link: We realize that by the time you read this, it will likely be after Valentine's Day, but as of this update being posted, it's still February 14th in the time zone Raven Effect Studios operates out of.

Ruto: So we hope you and that special someone had a happy one.

Thanks, Fawfulclone, Docta, RES CEO, The Intangible One, whatever you want to call me, I'm out! And yes, I will update soon.

PPS, Kudos to anyone who got the small joke about Rick Waters' name, but if you didn't, here it is: Rick Waters is an amalgamation (wow, spelled that correctly first time) of Pink Floyd (former) members Roger Waters and Rick Wright.