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(Spoof typed up by Return Of Itsy with a little revision by The Dono Trio -AKA- Chibi-Dono Nebu-Dono and Sami-Dono)
Chapter-frikin'-two
Scene takes place with Hannah in a tavern, dancing on a table and gloating as usual while her fans and admirers watch.
Hannah: They call me Hannah the slut, Hannah the bitch. I'll get you the gems and be out in a tick. When they see Hannah coming, they all scream and run! Chasing off fiends with my body odor is fun!
Kanrik (looking like Aragorn from LOTR as he sits in a dark corner, watching Hannah): Oh...I look so sexy...yyyeaaaaah.
Hannah (counting the money people stuck in her clothes for dancing like a slut): La la la la la...
Kanrik: Excuse me, Hannah?
Hannah: Yo?
Kanrik: I have heard of your great deeds and could use your assistance with a matter of grave importance.
Hannah: A' ight, but it's $110 an hour, buddy.
Kanrik: Oh, no! I don't mean that.
Hannah: Well then, I'm listening...
Kanrik: My sister is dying and I need to help her. -shows Hannah the old paper with the symbols-
Hannah: Oh...pretty paper! 8D AND IT SHINEH!
Kanrik: ...Indeed. The cure is hidden in a tomb somewhere and I lack the experience to retrieve it. My only clues are these strange symbols.
Hannah (examining paper): Hmm... I have seen something like those symbols before.
Kanrik: O RLY?
Hannah: OMG ya!
Kanrik: Lyk omg rly?
Hannah: Ya totally d00d!
Kanrik: Ongz yay!
Hannah: It was a long time ago when I was in the Lost Desert--
Princess Amira (from the Lost Desert plot): OMG YAY! I'm from the Lost Desert! PWNESS!
Jazan (from the same plot): SWET. 8D
Kanrik: OMG U MEANIES GET OWT OF OWR PLOT omG!1!
Hannah: WIYA! -uses Hannah fu to get rid of them-
Jazan and Amira: OMG! xO
Kanrik: Please Hannah, take me there. Help me save my sister.
Hannah: The Lost Desert is far, I don't know...
Kanrik (dumping a bag of gems in front of her): I can pay you, my family is wealthy.
Hannah: Oh...SHINY! ME LIKE SHINY!
Kanrik: Oh, I know ya do, ya dirty bitch...
Hannah (drooling over gems): Huh? Wha wazzat?
Kanrik: Um... Here, take these now. You can have more when I get back to my village.
Hannah: YAY MORE SHINY. I hope you've packed your summer clothes! Let's get going!
Kanrik: Yes! Score! >D
END.