There’s Way Too Many Girls Around Me!

by ernest132132

There’s Way Too Many Girls Around Me! Well the story is exactly what the title says.MareShipperBiancaxAsh, PokeshippingMistyxAsh, AdvanceshippingMay and ASh, BaseballShipper Casey and ASh, and KisshippingMelodyxAsh. Please Read and Review!

5. A horrible horrible dream

Ash: Where the hell am I?

(He looks at around and sees he's tied down on a bed.)

Ash: Huh?

(He looks atound and sees Misty, May, Melody, Bianca, Casey, Peach, Daisy, Marina crowded around his bed.)

May: So Ash…

Ash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OM MY FUCKING GODAMN GOD! ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO FUCKING MOLEST ME! SHIT!

Misty: Maybe…

ASH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Melody: SHUT UP!

Ash: I DON' T WANT TO!

Chester: Well, since it's breakfast, I think I'll go eat some breakfast.

Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHESTER SAVE ME! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

Mario: See ya!

ASH: I WANT TO LIVE! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!

(I guess we don't need to go any further, do we?)

Bianca: SHUT UP YOU BASTARD!

Casey: ARGHHHHHHHHH! MY EARS!