Spoof typed up by Return Of Itsy with a little revision by The Dono Trio -AKA- Chibi-Dono Nebu-Dono and Sami-Dono)
.:CHAPTER THUH-REE:.
Scene takes place with Kanrik talking to two thieves about getting rid of Hannah. OMG oops I just spoiled them getting rid of Hannah. LOL!1one
Kanrik (to Techo and Kau): Follow close behind us, but make sure your presence is not known. I want you near in case there is any trouble.
Techo: I want you near too, baby...
Kanrik and Kau: O-O. -slowly inch away-
(Next scene shows Hannah appearing next to Kanrik and NOT noticing the two thieves blatantly hiding behind him)
Hannah: All set? Let's get going.
Kanrik: Wait, I gotta snuff... -pulls out a bag of coke-
Hannah: 0.0;
Kanrik: -snuffs- AW dat's the shizzle right there. Alright, where were we?
Hannah: Kanrik, your nose is bleeding...
Kanrik: I'M HIGH, BITCH! 8D
(They both start their journey)
Hannah: So tell me more about your village. How did it get infected?
Kanrik (still high): Dayum...we don't know. First it was one, den two, den six, den eleventy, den...um...don't 'Y' come after eleventy, dawg?
Hannah: ...The law of psychics?
Kanrik: Yeah... Then it spread, dog. It was all like, up in dere an' shit and like makin' people sick and just GAH and BLAH an' "Oh i'm sick i need sum medical marijuana dawg" and then like WAH and people fallin' and stuff and yeah. 8(
Hannah: ...O RLY?
Kanrik (snuffing more coke): YEAH. Them weak mofo's was all like "OMG i don feel good lolzhiasdfghjkl" and I'm like "Yo lemme help you" and then I'm like "PSYCH! You gon' die, bitch!" and then, you know...just a few healthy ones left...
Hannah: Dear Christ... O-O;
Kanrik: Yuh. My sister, she-- (Kanrik loses his balance and begins to fall off a cliff. What the hell they were doing walking by the edge of a cliff I'll never know.)
Hannah: Hm... Should I help you?
Kanrik: ONG HANNAH! HELP PLZ KTHNX!1shift1one
Hannah: -grabs his hand- I've got you. Climb up slowly.
Kanrik: Thanks, dawg...-hic-Ohm...I feel high again! WHHEEEEEE!
(Next scene shows them sitting by a campfire at night)
Hannah (blowing on a mug of soup): You said something about your sister earlier. What is she like?
Kanrik (is no longer high): You remind me of her, somewhat. She loved to sing and dance.
Hannah: O RLY?
Kanrik: YA RLY. But now, she has barely enough energy left to whisper. I have to get that cure, Hannah, for her sake.
Hannah: -pats his head- Don't worry, we will find it.
END.
Behind the scenes...
Kanrik: So... Hannah... We're out here. Alone. No one else but us. Together. By a fire. With blankets. And a roomy tent...
Hannah: Oh...what are you THINKING, Kanrik? -giggle-
Kanrik: I'm thinking...we shouldn't let this beautiful night, warm blankets, and inviting tent go to waste...
Hannah: You mean we should... xO
Kanrik: Exactly. I challenge you to a game of NeoSolitaire. In the tent, now.
Hannah: You're on!