Spoof typed up by Return Of Itsy with a little revision by The Dono Trio -AKA-
Chibi-Dono Nebu-Dono and Sami-Dono)
(Make this line bold, Nebu -->)ONGz!1! CHAPTER FOUR!1(end bold)
(Make this in italics -->)(Scene takes place with Hannah and Kanrik walking
through and old tomb)(end italics)
Kanrik: Damn, we sure got here fast.
Hannah (looking at the carvings made in walls): These markings are very old.
Kanrik: No need to state the obvious. :
Hannah: -glares- Screw you!
Jeran (from the Battle for Meridell plot): HAHAHaHAhaAHA!11! YOU SAID 'SCREW'!
HAHAHA!
Hannah: Indeed... Jeran, don't you have somewhere to be?
Jeran: If you mean a bar, then yes. 8D -runs off-
Hannah: Feh...damn randomness... -reads the carvings- Interesting... I can't
make it all out, but it says 'A demi-god of awesome power lies within'.
Kanrik: O RLY?
Hannah: YUH RLY OK? A gawd, wowz!1 There must be some amazing treasure here.
Let's find out!
(Hannah runs through all sorts of traps to show off her1337 skillz.)
Kanrik: -trips her on purpose- OOPS.
Hannah: OMG AH! -lands on a spike-
Kanrik: You're bleeding.
Hannah: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT? THERE'S A F-ING SPIKE THROUGH MY TAIL!
Kanrik: Is it serious?
Hannah: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? DO YOU NOT SEE THE TORRENTS OF
BLOOD GUSHING FROM MY TAIL WOUND?
Kanrik: Well...are you okay?
Hannah: WELL WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THI--...wait, yeah I'm fine. -stands up and
dusts herself off- 'Tis only a flesh wound. Anyways...
(Hannah finishes running through the traps)
Hannah: W00t! I made it through alive!
Kanrik: That's nice...but HOW THE HELL am I supposed to GET PAST THESE THINGS?
Hannah: 8
Kanrik: ...
Hannah: I already set the damn things off. You should be able to just walk right
past them no problem.
Kanrik: Oh, OKAY! n.n -skips past the traps- Tra la la la la... Hey, this is
eas--(trips) OOF!
Hannah: LOL!one!1
Kanrik: Damn you, stylish but impractical boots!
Hannah: Your boots weren't made for walkin'... XD
Kanrik: T.T
Hannah: -gasp- LYK, WAIT! I heard something behind us... o.o
Kanrik: It was Joe Momma.
Hannah: 8
Kanrik: ...what?
Hannah: I guess it was nothing. I hope this tomb doesn't hold any more
surprises--
Itsy: -jumps out at them from nowhere- SURPRISE!
Hannah: E! -pauses for breath- EK!
Kanrik (clutching his chest): Gah! What the hell, woman?
Me: Tee hee... -prances off-
(Next scene shows Hannah and Kanrik in front of a large door with a strange
marking on it)
Hannah: This must be the inner chamber.
Kanrik: O RLY? I never would have guessed... -cough-
Hannah (is all haughty and stuff): As your superior, I WILL GO FIRST. Keep an
eye out for--(Hannah steps on a loose stepping stone, setting off a booby trap.
LOL BOOBY)
Kanrik: O.O
Hannah: What was that?
Kanrik (sniffing more coke): Huh? I'unno.
Hannah: -rolls eyes- Thank you, Kanrik. You're such a big help.
(Door opens and the strange marking on the door starts to glow, burning a
smaller version of the marking onto Hannah's arm)
Hannah (staggering back in pain off the edge of a cliff): Eep! Who put this
cliff here?
Lord Kass (from the BfM plot): -hides-
Hannah (hanging on for dear life, though her life isn't worth much): Kanrik!
Help me!
Kanrik (glaring down at her evily): NEVA! Muhahahaha!(Steps on fingers)
Hannah: YOUI LITTLE BI---(falls)
Director: Cut! Cut! Kanrik, this is not the Lion King.
Me: Yeah, that movie SUCKED anyways!
Hannah (looses grip and falls): KANRIK! YOU BACKSTABBING, UNTRUSTWORTHY,
LOW-LIFE, SCUMMY, HORRID PILE OF SH--(Hannah's voice fades away as she continues
to fall down)
Kanrik: Success! Hahaha! -does pelvic thrust of victory-
(The two thieves Kanrik spoke with earlier walk up)
Kau: Is everything all right? We heard a scream.
Kanrik: Yes, everything is fine now, let's move on.
END! (dun dun dun)