(Spoof typed up by Return Of Itsy with a little revision by The Dono Trio -AKA-
Chibi-Dono Nebu-Dono and Sami-Dono)
CHAPTER FIVE (omg!)
(Scene takes place with Hannah safely landed on a ledge and Kanrik inside the
tomb with his two henchmen) ((Note: Whoever the artist is that drew chapter 5
draws like shit))
Hannah (bandaging the arm with the burn from the strange marking): Curse you,
Kanrik!
Kanrik (inside the tomb pointing to a large stone box): So much for treasures.
This room is empty apart from this thing. Pick it up, you two.
Techo: YES SIR! salutes-
Kanrik: Was that necessary?
Techo: ...maybe...
Kanrik: Quick now, Galem waits at Terror Mountain.
(Scene changes to Hannah throwing up a rope and pulling herself up)
Hannah (walking through the door Kanrik left open, the same one that gave her
the burn on her arm): -touches the runes on the wall- There has to be something
more here.
Lord Kass: I'm here! 8D
Hannah: -whirls around- AH!
Kass: AH!
Hannah: AH!
Kass: AH!
Hannah: Fuck!
Kass: 8O Bad word! I SHALL TELL JOE MOMMA!
Hannah: Will you help me? D
Kass: Sorry, I've got somewhere to be! -prances off girlishly-
Hannah: FEH! -goes back to reading the runes- I wish I could understand all
this! Dust has been piling up here for... OH! (secret compartment opens to
reveal a kick-ass necklace with a giant red gem in the center)
Necklace: You can't afford me, b1tch! Just TRY and take me, I dare you!
Hannah: -takes-
Necklace: DIZZAM!
Hannah: HELLZ DIS A FINE PIECE O' BLINGAGE! THIS should make the trip
worthwhile!
(Scene changes to Hannah in a nearby Lost Desert village)
Hannah: They must have a doctor of some kind here... HM... -looks at a building
with a giant red '+' sign and says 'DOCTOR'- Hm... Nah, this couldn't be the
place. -walks along whistling-
Cybunny doctor: -runs out of building- YO! SCHTOOPIT! I'M A DOCTA!
Hannah: O RLY?
Cybunny doctor: YEAH.
Hannah: YEAH?
Cybunny: YEAH!
Hannah: YEAH?
Cybunny: YEAH!
Hannah: Okay.
(Scene changes to show the Cybunny doctor bandaging Hannah's arm)
Cybunny: This is a very nasty wound you have here, Hannah. It is a powerful
curse that is beyond my ability to heal.
Hannah: Aw shit, my luck just gets worse and worse, doesn't it?
Cybunny: Yeah you're pretty screwed.
Hannah: Bleh. 'Tis only a flesh wound. It will heal soon enough. Thank you for
your help, but I must leave for Terror Mountain at once.
Cybunny (handing Hannah a bundle of clothing): If you insist on going you will
need warmer clothes. Here, take these.
Hannah: Dayum, dese some fine threads!
Cybunny: Hellz yuh!
(Scene changes to Terror Mountain, where a figure wrapped in scarf and blankets
walks toward Taelia the Snow Faerie's house)
Figure: -knocks on the door, then passes out-
Taelia: -opens door-
Lord Kass: -pops up from out of nowhere- Quick! Check his wallet!
Taelia: Oh...good idea! -steals wallet- Ahem... (goes back to being Miss Goody
Two-shoes) Oh my, another lost soul. When will they learn?
(Taelia carries the figure inside)
END! O.O