Yo! Thanks to my reviewers for chapter 1. I won't let you down! And I know that a lot of people are reading this but not reviewing, and hey, that's cool, but if you have some constructive criticism, let me have it! Okay, enough about that. Same goes now as it did last chapter: no safe characters, romance is dust, yes there's spoilers. Oh yeah, and I'll try not to be too random, lest I lose the movie plot.

I do not own Inuyasha or any rights to the movie.

Meow?

Inuyasha now charged towards our aforementioned rabid spider. "Ha! You sucked so much at Boomerang Tag that you gave yourself a handicap? This is going to be one easy game." Myoga somehow managed to catch up with him and gave him some pre-battle-, er, pre-game tips. "Ditto…ahem, I mean destroy his barrier with Tetsusaiga!"

Barrier? Inuyasha thought, F#cking baby. "Yeah!" Inuyasha cried the affirmative.

"Okay, see ya!" And Myoga was off. What? Inuyasha thought, F#cking baby.

Kagome and Shippo landed in front of Inuyasha. Shippo, now back in his fox form, had his tiny arms crossed. Inuyasha was scowling at Kagome. "Kagome, what happened!(?)I thought I told you to CYA!"

"I tried to tell her," Shippo mumbled.

"I tried, Inuyasha! I really tried!" Kagome cried again, throwing in a pinch of melodrama.

"Keh, whatever. Just tell me what other tricks Spider Boy has." They both turned to Naraku. Kagome put a hand on her chin. "Well, that jewel shard on his back looks suspicious." Inuyasha decided to let the blonde moment slide, and launched into the attack. With one Wind Scar, the barrier was history.

Sango hurled Hiraikotsu, then looked over her shoulder at Miroku. "Take the other side," she ordered.

"As you wish," he answered as Kirara dove under the spider's belly. Hiraikotsu destroyed four legs on the left, and Miroku took care of the four on the right. Needless to say, Naraku was in pretty deep crap. And it was about to get deeper.

Inuyasha pounced on Naraku's back, stabbing the middle as far as Tetsusaiga would go. Whilst removing it, Inuyasha noticed something amiss (the bubbling flesh was a clue), and leaped away. It was a good thing too, because Naraku promptly exploded. Again.

How monotonous.

As soon as Inuyasha landed, he began hacking away at Naraku debris, but his work was in vain, as the pieces just reassembled themselves. Soon, disgusting green tentacles surrounded Inuyasha, and a voice came of its midst. "Can you blame me for having a handicap? It's one against frickin' five…six, if you count Scooby-Doo over here." He was referring to Kirara. I'll just say, if looks could kill. "Inuyasha should be on my team!"

"Not on your life!" came the heated reply.

On the side, Kagome caught another blonde moment and raced towards the danger. "Inuyasha!" she called. As soon as she got within an arm's length of him, Inuyasha shoved her away. "What did I tell you?" he hissed. On the ground, Kagome huffed. "This CYA thing is harder than I thought."

Kagome's blondness apparently rubbed off, because here Shippo came, doing the same thing Kagome did. Of course, he turned tail as soon as one of those tentacles got too close. Sango and Kirara began the assault as well, Kirara especially holding a grudge. Miroku tried a few hamafudas but, oh my gosh! Those little pieces of paper weren't working!

Inuyasha, still in the middle of all of the tentacles, was starting to squirm. "These things…are way too close to my mouth!"

"Inuyasha, get out of there!" Kagome yelled.

"You don't have to tell me twice." And with a hop, skip, and jump, Inuyasha was away from the tentacles and wiping his mouth with his sleeves like a maniac.

Kagome rolled her eyes. "Hopeless," she muttered.

"Can you blame him?" Sango asked, "I mean, who wouldn't get philematophobia after kissing Kikyo and ending up with a mouthful of clay and dirt?" ((A/N: philematophobia--fear of kissing))

"I would," Miroku agreed.

Meanwhile, Naraku's torso and a few more spider legs shaped out of the swarm of tentacles. "See, Inuyasha? I'm immune to sword cuts! My offer is still up…" Inuyasha wasn't trying to hear that. "No way, shut up!"

In the corner of this commotion, Miroku had an idea. A lightbulb—or should I say, candle—appeared over his head. "Sango!" he called while throwing his staff. She caught it with her free hand. Attaching it to Hiraikotsu, Sango spun a few times before hurling the boomerang as hard as she could. It cut Naraku straight through the middle. As his upper body was flying through the air, Naraku made one last comment: "I still say we should've played Spider Tag…"

Inuyasha answered with a Wind Scar, followed closely by Kagome's Sacred Arrow. Now the game was over. Know how I know? Because Naraku promptly exploded. For good this time, though.

There was wind and light everywhere. Everyone held onto something so they wouldn't blow away. After one final flash of blinding light, all traces of Naraku were gone.

At this same point in time, Kikyo was walking through a dead forest. Suddenly, she stopped and looked over her shoulder. "I just got the greatest feeling," she said, then looked at her closest soul collector. "Bill, do I still have any of Onigumo's love letters?" A silent reply. Kikyo—insert shock here—broke into a wide smile. "Good. Tonight, we'll have a bonfire."

Also, Sesshomaru was minding his own business. He stopped his walk to look over his shoulder. "Cameo," he said, then continued walking.

Next, we come to Kagura, who was having a pointless one-sided conversation with Kanna, when suddenly she felt something in her chest…and immediately dropped to the ground, writhing in pain. "How could I have forgotten…?" she groaned, "I had a heart attack right before Naraku stole my heart!"

"Naraku…is dead," Kanna concluded stoically, but inside, she was panicking. Must…find…new master…quick…

Finally, we come to Kohaku, who, just like everyone else, stopped dead in his tracks. "Sis owes me 5000 yen." He blinked. "Who's sis?"

Back with Inuyasha and company, the smoke had finally cleared. Sango peeked from behind Kirara. "Score one for the team?" she asked.

Shippo bounced up to Inuyasha and reiterated. "Did we destroy Naraku?" Of course, he was asking the wrong guy. The right guy was checking for himself. He took away the prayer beads and moved the cloth. Sure enough, the Wind Tunnel shrunk into nothing. After watching it disappear, Miroku sighed and sat on a fallen log. "You were like a brother to me…even thought you would've ultimately killed me, little b#tch." Shippo joined him on the log. "What's wrong, Miroku?" he asked.

"Shippo," Miroku answered lightly, "Look." He moved his right palm in the little fox's face, which invoked bloody-murder-like screams.

"What are you doing!(?)" Shippo cried from the safety of the log's hollow, "I told you I'd pay you back next week!"

"No, Shippo. Look." His hand was still out. Shippo looked up, involuntarily screaming again, but stopped when he wasn't met by a black swirling vortex.

Inuyasha, Sango, and Kagome then instantly caught the same brain wavelength. "The Wind Tunnel's disappeared?" they all said at once.

Kirara took this time to transform back into her smaller self. "Heck yes!" she cried to the heavens.

Everyone stopped what they were doing to look incredulously at the fire cat. She looked back at them with the same look.

"Um…meow?"

About the parentheses question mark thing...the bots keep taking away my question mark/exclamation combo, and I didn't like it!

I just realized something. This is going to be one really long fic. I hope you guys are in for the long haul! What I have to decide now is if I should make longer chapters and update less often, or keep the chapters this length and update more often. I know I'm using a lot of inside jokes, but I just can't let go of that CYA thing! Boomerang Tag is over though. Thanks for playing, and review!