(Spoof typed up by Return Of Itsy with a little revision by The Dono Trio )
THE BIG ONE-ZERO! (That's 10, for those of you who are idiots)
(Scene takes place with the thieves battling the Bringer's skeletal army)
Random korbat: It's hopeless. We have been fighting all night and they keep
coming!
Galem: -kills a skeletal warrior- Ha! I win!
Skeletal Warrior: -rises again- Rawr!
Galem: -kills it again- Ha! I win!
Skeletal Warrior: -rises again- Roar!
Galem: -kills it again- Ha! I win!
Skeletal Warrior: -rises again- Rr--
Galem: -plants and explosive in its pants and pushes it down a slope- I. WIN.
(Sun rises and the warriors are melt and die.)
Galem: The sun, it's killing them! -turns to the Bringer- STOP! I know what you
are!
Bringer: O RLY?
Galem: You want to get into the mountain. We can help you find a way in.
Bringer: Damn straight.
(Galem turns to Kanrik, who is tied up)
Galem: You fool! You thought releasing that thing would benefit you?
Kanrik: How did you find out I was the one who released it?
Masila: -shifty eyes- DO NOT QUESTION THE GREAT PURPLE DINOSAUR!
Itsy: BARNEY!-kicks in the nuts, again.-
Galem: STOP KILLING MEH FURTURE CHILDERN! Anyhoo...Answer my question, foo!
Kanrik: You mean it wasn't rhetorical?
Galem: No! You thought it would benefit you?
Kanrik: Yup.
Galem: I have killed better men than you for less, Kanrik!
Kanrik: Blow me.
Masila: -puts a hand on Galem's nose- Stop, my love. Killing is too good for
this one. He is a thief. Banishment from the thieves' guild would be a far worse
fate than death.
Kanrik: Oh yeah? WELL YOU CAN BLOW ME TOO!
Galem: Do as you please, Masila. You normally do. -turns to the rest of the
thieves- What are you staring at? Start cleaning up this mess!
(The thieves start cleaning up the skeletal warrior bodies)
Random kyrii: Hey, we could totally make some awesome snow cones with these.
Random bruce: Just...shut up...
Masila: -holds up a potion- Open wide, Kanrik... :D
Kanrik: OVER MY DEAD BO-- (Masila forces his mouth open and pours in a vile
purple potion-
Masila: There. All gone.
Kanrik: -sees an explosion of color in front of his eye- Whoa...what WAS that? I
see pretty colors... 8D (Kanrik becomes drowsy and passes out)
Me: PURDY LIGHTA ONG.
END. :o
