Title: K.A.H.S
Pairing(s): mainly Sakura/Neji, Sakura/Gaara, slight Sakura/ Sasuke
Summary: Konoha Asylum High School, really meant to be Konoha High School, has been having some...problems. Their principal, Tsunade, has been running the school until her cough crazy cough long lost friend Jiraiya shows up at her doorstep. He spray-painted the sign in front of the School, K.H.S into K.A.H.S. To show in a subtle way to his friend that he came back. Jiraiya brought some kids with him too, Sakura, Naruto and Ino to the school. What will happen?
Genre: Humor/Romance...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto sadly T.T or the new brand of glue...by Elmer's Glue..who is the husband of the cow Elsie! Go COWS!
Characters..might act out of character : heh
Chapter 2 Elmer and Elsie
The trio was just walking around the campus...trying to find their dorms on their own. Completely leaving or slapping Shizune all the way to Iruka so she was out of their hair. They turned the corner when Naruto read a sign, in the middle of the sidewalk, because where else would it be silly! XD
Naruto squinted and read...s...l...o...w...l...y, "...Hm. It says, 'Come. On. INN.' Whoa! What a catchy phrase for a...well...an INN! Yeah that's what this place has to be ( : ) " How convenient! We were looking for our dorms and then we stumbled on this INN! How lucky can we get?" he skipped merrily towards the house, chuckling to himself about how stupid they were to look for some stupid dorms, when they could go to a fabulous INN...really!
"DAMN! Naruto this is just a scam...can't you tell?" Sakura and Ino looked around. "Really Naruto...look. Plus, we're here BECAUSE we are geniuses! Not some idiot who can't figure out something soo lame!"
Behind the sign, was a poorly painted cardboard house in the distance, painted with none other than ELMER'S new SQUEEZE 'N BRUSH PAINT! How did our cool new friends find out? Well, from the distance the two girls were standing at, they concluded that from the right angle, texture and color, it could be none other than this brand of glue. Or conveniently placed there was a man and beside the man, next to the house, was another sign! It said:
"This fancy little house was sponsored and painted by ELMER'S new SQUEEZE 'N BRUSH PAINT! Please come in and don't bother to read this sign! Thank You--- Elmer...a.k.a the wife of Elsie. (p.s. if you didn't know this, then be an informed, well-rounded person and look up Elmer's Glue on google!)
Ino and Sakura just gave up and ran towards their idiot...when all of a sudden Sakura trips on a twig that was just thrown in the middle of her path!
But she never hit the ground. The man, who is actually a guy, saved her!
"Are you O.K.?" the guy said.
"Yea I mean you saved me! Thanks!" She looked at him and noticed he was wearing an awesome hoodie and had facial markings. (If you cannot figure who this is...you really need to remember your Naruto characters) "Um...you aren't going to use some lame pick up line on me are you? Like 'Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.' Or something even lamer xx? Heh...cause those are just stupid." She rubbed the back of her neck...trying to not look nervous...but obviously failing! o
"Um...No. But, I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours." He smirked
"DUDE THAT WAS SOOOO CHEESY!" yelled Ino...who was standing right next to him...because he is the one that caught Sakura...her best friend.
"Ino...shut the hell up! You're just as loud as Naruto...except you can hea--"
"What! Sakura-chan are you OK! I'll be down in a second!" Naruto yelled out of the second floor window...somehow.
Meanwhile
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"...My name is Haruno Sakura what's yours? But if you don't mind can you let me go of first?"
He stepped away from Sakura, but not before, he set her back on the ground. "My name is Inuzuka Kiba. You three new here?"
"Yup...can you tell us how to get to the dorms? We're kinda lost...and super hearing dude over there is trying to book a room at that nasty INN."
"Oh...well...you shouldn't judge a house by their appearance. It's quiet lovely though...but heh sorry I can't...but I can get someone to show you. Hey how about him?" Kiba runs away from the trio and grabs some random guy...cause he's also new here but just doesn't tell them!
"Hey can you show these three people where the dorms are I gotta run...Thanks. Bye!" he runs away...trying to find his own dorm. BYE Kiba!
"Um...hi I'm Haruno Sakura; these are my best friends Yamanaka Ino and Uzumaki Naruto. Who are you?" Sakura politely introduced herself.
"What's the time?"
"Um...it's 10:32 why?" Sakura said...obviously confused.
"Hm...So it's 10:32 am on August 29th, 2006 (making it present dated heh) thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment I met you."
"Dude...that was totally lame..." Naruto said...but we all know in his mind he was trying to remember it because it was just soo cool!
"O...k...so who are you?" back to Sakura and her 20 questions game.
"I'm Uchiha Sasuke at your service." he lightly smirked.
"Awesome, can you please show us to our dorms?"
"Sure...what dorm number are you?"
"...um we're not sure, you see our tour guide just completely left us, and didn't bother to give us our schedules." it was Sakura's turn to smirk.
"OK, let's go then" he put his hands on her shoulders and said, "Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings."
"OMG would you two just stop! Sasuke just show us our damn dorm room and leave Sakura alone. Stop using some GAY pick-up lines!" Ino growled.
"F-fine l-lets go then" Sasuke continued walking...and stayed at least 5 feet away from Ino.
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At the dorm room office/ the regular office
"Here we are! Just ask these ladies and they'll tell you." Sasuke informed them.
"Um...excuse me sir, but can you tell us where we're staying?" Sakura again, kindly asked.
Some random person we will never see again says, "I'm a woman..." the random woman replied.
"OH...then can we have our room number ma'mm?" Ino smoothly replied.
The woman darkly muttered " no good for a damn worthless piece of shit...calling me a man" but to the four kids it sounded like: "no" "worthless" "shirt"
Sakura whispered softly to Ino, "Hey...is it just me or do women here like to say 'worthless shirt' or what?"
"...I know..." she replied.
"I SAID GIMMIE YOUR DAMN NAMES!" yelled the woman
"Uuhh you could have just asked nicer old-lady...just because you're not in the prime of your life and hate your shirt...don't get mad at us!" Naruto told that lady off.
"...Just give me your names," the lady obviously giving up said.
"Oh well since you said it nicely!" he continued, "Our names our Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Yamanaka Ino!"
"Room 315, not get!" yelled the wo-man.
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Outside of the Office
"Awesome, you guys have the dorm next door to me. You'll love my roommates! This will be such a BLAST! Teehee" giggled Sasuke...
"Um...are you all right Sasugay--I mean Sasuke?" Naruto smirked
"I swear your get better and better with these things Naruto every time!" Ino slapped him on the back, which made him fall flat on his face. Poor Naruto.
Sasuke led the way to their dorm room. During their small adventure, they met many people.
A person looked at Sasuke and Sasuke looked at him, then they both...guy nodded to each other. "Uchiha"
Sasuke smirked. "Hyuuga."
"Who are they?" um...Hyuuga demanded (Well...we don't know WHICH Hyuuga this is...but we all know deep down right : )
"This lovely girl," gestures to the girl with pink hair, "is Haruno Sakura, and the girl to her left is Yamanaka Ino, and the dobe on the left is Uzimiki Nartoo."
"HEY! My name is Uzumaki Naruto! U-Z-U-M-A-K-I- N-A-R-U-T-O! Get it right Sasugay-teme!" growled N-A-R-U-T-O.
"Ah..." his awesome comeback came."
Neji (yes...I'll just come right out and say it) led Sakura over to her dorm room and said, "Hey, I'm Hyuuga Neji. Nice to meet you Haruno." he lightly smirked.
"Hey Neji! Man...I hope school will go great. How about you?" Sakura said, trying to start a conversation.
"Hm...yeah I guess, see you around Haruno." and with that he entered his dorm abandoning Sakura. So...she did the only thing she could do, she went to Ino because she didn't want to be alone, in a hallway, talking to nobody.
"Hey Ino, what's up?" she said while walking up to Ino.
Ino's head turned to Sakura's direction, "Hey...can I ask you something?"
"Um...you didn't really give me much choice did ja sunshine?" giggling Sakura.
"No, Sakura I'm serious. Why do all the guys like you? When we first got here, Kiba saved you and was kinda flirting with you. Then Sasuke with all the gay pick-up lines. Hey, I'd settle for lame pick-up lines any day. Then there's Neji. You just met him and he leads you to the dorm and chats with you!" said Ino, obviously tearing up from confessing to her BEST friend she was jealous.
"Hold up Ino." Sakura stated. She walks up to Naruto and says, "Hey Naruto...can I have the keys to the dorm? I need to talk to Ino for a sec. Kay?"
"Sure thing Sakura-chan...tell her I hope she feel's better when I come in. I'm just chatting with Sasupan over here lol man the names I come up for him are just...convenient huh? MUWAHAHHA!" he laughed insanely...
"Yo...dobe, I'm right here you know. And you didn't make up all those 'names' other authors did...man what a loser" he mumbled the last part.
"Why I ought to...Come here! So I can wop your---"
"Like you could. Or do you just want to slap it? Hm...tetering on your sexuality huh Naruto?" Sasuke lightly smirked.
While that was going on, Sakura masterly walked away towards Ino, and opened the dorm room. She was still crying, so she sat on the couch for support.
"Ino...I'm sorry, I didn't know you were...jealous. But don't worry! Many guys here will TOTALLY die for you. Hey, don't you remember last year when ALL the guys were after you? I was so jealous of you...you couldn't imagine it. We're best friends and we shouldn't let...cute boys interfere with our friendship. Am I right?" Sakura tried to cheer her up, and sadly smiling at her for reassurance.
"Man, forehead-girl that was totally lame. Come here." she lunges at Sakura pretending to beat her up.
"Ino-pig hahahaha! Stop! Ahhahah!" Sakura tries to escape the crazy clutches of Ino, the executor.
"OMG INO LET SAKURA-CHAN GO YOU EVIL HAG!" Naruto rushes to save his Sakura-chan.
Dun dun na nun! He rushes to save her but...sadly runs into the couch and lands right on top of the two girls.
"WHOA DUDE YOU'RE SO DAMN LUCKY!" some random dude passing by the open dorm room says.
"Get a life! These two girls are fighting and I'm trying to break these two up...now leave OUR DORM ROOM!" he yells at the intruder.
"Man...if you wanted me to leave just ask...you didn't have to say it so harshly. Gawsh..." leaves
"It's OK Naruto, we weren't fighting.ahhaha" Sakura still under Ino laughs.
"Man...tomorrow is gonna be an interesting day..." a mysterious stranger says...hiddenly.
"Get some sleep Sasuke... I think Neji needs you!" Naruto yells at him.
"Really? COMING! Hey...wait...grrr!" Sasuke stomps to his dorm, leaving the trio to themselves
A.N.: yup there you go : hope you like it yay the second chapter is up! I hope other readers will like it!
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