KAHS Chapter 3: Morning Madness?, a naruto fanfic

Title: K.A.H.S

Pairing(s): mainly Sakura/Neji, Sakura/Gaara, Sakura/Naruto slight Sakura/ Sasuke

Summary: Konoha Asylum High School, really meant to be Konoha High School, has been having some...problems. Their principal, Tsunade, has been running the school until her cough crazy cough long lost friend Jiraiya shows up at her doorstep. He spray-painted the sign in front of the School, K.H.S into K.A.H.S. To show in a subtle way to his friend that he came back. Jiraiya brought some kids with him too, Sakura, Naruto and Ino to the school. What will happen?

Genre: Humor/Romance...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto sadly T.T

Characters...might act out of character : heh

Chapter 3 Morning Madness...?

RING!

Sleepily Sakura said,"Grr...Damn clock! Wait...when did we get a clock?" as realization hit her, she felt something hard yet warm under her and something poking her on top. "...Huh?"

On top of the sleepy Sakura was Ino and her hair was poking her sides making her giggle at her lazy friend...

And Naruto was under her.

"AHHH!"

Just then, "Sakura? Are you all right? It's Sasuke open up!"

"Huh? Oh hi Sasuke! I'd love to open the door but I'm kind of busy at the moment..." struggles Sakura," And I was just a little freaked out when I woke up that's all! Hehe..."

"Oh...OK just call me when you need me..." saunters Sasuke behind the door feeling rejected but inside he was giggling. Why we don't know...maybe something with Neji?

"Sakura-chan be quiet I'm trying to sleep...mmm this pillow smells good...but has all these lumps!" Naruto sniffs Sakura and tries to smooth the 'pillow'.

"PERVERT!"

"OH SAKURA-CHAN I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THE PILLOW IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TOUCH YOUR BOOBS!"

You could see a faint blush on Sakura's cheeks. "THANKS NARUTO JUST SHOUT IT OUT TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL! GAWD!" and with that she slapped Naruto and got out with easy...Why didn't she just get out easily like she just did? Hm...

'Um...why didn't we just slide out?' Inner Sakura wondered...

'Because...um...' blushes

'You like Naruto?'

'NO! I mean I don't know, I mean I've always thought of him as a friend.' she confessed

Smirks 'Oh really now? You don't know eh? Well...we'll just find out Miss blush-towards-Naruto-when-he-touched-your-boobs'

'Hey if he touched my boobs he touched yours too stupid!'

'Hey I'm just inside your head...I don't really have a real form, and you just called yourself stupid sunshine '

'Grrr...just go away...I have to get ready unlike SOME people!'

Meanwhile, while she was having this little conversation with herself, Naruto and Ino were just sitting on the couch wondering what was going on. One minute Sakura looked confused, then she blushed, and then she got really mad.

"Psst Ino...is Sakura-chan PMSing?" the ever clueless Naruto asked the all-powerful Ino.

"You baka...just shut up." and with that, Ino walked away...

"Hey what are you talking abou--grr! Why is it always me! Damn..." so he goes up to Sakura and taps her shoulder, "Sakura-chan are you OK? We have to get ready for sch-- OUCH!" teehee Naruto go hurt...in some unknown place.

"BAKA...I know that!" and Sakura storms off.

"Note to self...never talk to Sakura-chan when she's like that...she can be um" thinks...of a good word," scary. Yup scary, that's it!" he dances his happy dance because he finally won! Won what? Well he won by finding an awesoum, yes awesoum word for Sakura-chan's disposition.

"Shut-up Naruto...it's too early and I don't want to hurt you"

"Lies.."he mutters to himself

In Sasuke's room

"Neji get up you lazy ass! He askedthe great Hyuuga Neji.

"AHHHH!" someone screamed in the distance...meaning next door cue Sasuke's exit.

Neji strained to hear what was happening. Because this was intense, he heard Sakura scream...but he didn't get up cause Sasuke was there already.

"Sakura? Are you all right? It's Sasuke open up!" smooth Uchiha...

"Huh? Oh hi Sasuke! I'd love to open the door but I'm kind of busy at the moment..." struggles Sakura, "And I was just a little freaked out when I woke up that's all! He he..." hahahah rejected Uchiha!

Just then Sasuke comes back in, "Hey why didn't you get up to help Sakura too?

"Cause...she's already there with Naruto. And he's strong. Watch out you might have some competition Uchiha."

"Hey what about you Hyuuga, you like her too. Don't deny it..." smirked Sasuke

"Get. Off. Me. NOW!" yes you didn't know it but Sasuke jumped on Neji pinning him to his bed.

"Gosh...you are such a Johnny Rain Cloud!"

"A...Johnny Rain Cloud? What the?" Neji replied clueless. thinks

"Just forget it...get dressed" Sasuke was watching him intensely.

"Get out Uchiha!"

"Man...can't you take a joke?"

"Just get off me damn it!" and he pushed Sasuke off him and he started picking out his outfit. Lalalla

'Damn Naruto...and violating my personal space and not to mention my body!'

'But darling...remember it was an accident! A total CONVINENT accident if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge'

Ever since her little episode with Naruto, Sakura has been having this little discussion with herself wondering what to do.

'Hm...should I wear this?' Sakura was holding up a pair of snug jeans with a patch at the top and a black halter-top.

'Hm...why the sudden change of clothing desires eh?'

'SHUT UP! I DON'T LIKE NARUTO, MY GOD!' she screamed

'Whoa...never said you did now did I?'

'...oh just shut-up would ja?'

Inner Sakura smirked at her triumph 'anything you say -'

"Finally, now what should I wear today? It's our first day here...and I don't want to look like a slut or anything, hm..." Sakura wondered aloud.

"If you wear that? Then you will be." Ino said waltzing in.

"Then what should I wear then hm...anything? I think not!"

Ino lightly smirked as she led her way to her friends' closet. In the back of her mind, she KNEW of an outfit combination that would be killer on her body. Not showing any skin or looking like a hoe cause that would just ruin our rep. We're friends and what one friend is labeled as the other is sure to follow. So she walked into the closet and went looking for said outfit.

"Damn...where is it? Oh here it is muah feast your eyes on this Haruno Sakura!" In her hands was another pair of snug jeans with an elbow sleeve strip top that was safari green with white stripes. The deep-V collar was the perfect length, not showing way too much cleavage or anything. And it would hug Sakura's hourglass figure. The shirt would compliment her shape and goes well with the jeans that fitted her perfectly. Why this color? Well when Sakura received this as a birthday present her parents accidentally...cough...grabbed the wrong color. But it still looked great on her.

"Ino are you sure this'll work? I don't know...and plus what type of hairstyle should I have? See...I don't think this'll work, and it'll look ugly on me my figure is horrible!"

"Oh Sakura, just give me 15 minutes and I'll have you looking so hot you won't believe it's you!"

15 minutes later Sakura looked exactly as Ino said. The top hugged her perfect hourglass figure and the jeans were snug, everything showed off her awesome curves. And to top it all of Ino put Sakura's hair into a messy bun that looked gorgeous.

Naruto was just passing by already ready with his baggy jeans and a red t-shirt that read 'I prefer slow-dancing' as a joke mind you, and stopped in front of the door.

"Wow Sakura-chan you look...very...pretty" Naruto was lost for words

"See Sakura you look fine!" Ino complimented her self-conscious friend.

"But what you're wearing is so much better!" Sakura told her

Ino was sporting a pair of jeans and a light blue puffed sleeve tee. It looked fabulous on her but Ino would never admit it cause she already knew it duh!

But she could never tell her friend cause she'd just think she was ego-centric scoff.

"Sakura you're fine ok...let's get to class. You ready?" Sakura nodded and walked out of her room.

The trio exited their dorm when Sakura shouted, "Oh hey...I forgot my schedule I'll catch up ok?" her friends nodded and kept walking.

Sakura entered her dorm leaving the door wide-open "OH I found it good! Now all I have to do is find my classes...I hope" then she left her room when she bumped into somebody.

"Ooff! Hey watch where you're going buddy!" she rubbed her bottom while trying to get up.

The person in front of her smirked "I was watching, but you came out of nowhere. Plus you were the one to run into me because you fell down first."

"Hey you could have ran into me! With your physique you must be an athlete and if I ran into you, you wouldn't even fall cause I'm small!" shouted Sakura.

"You're gonna make me late for class" and he walked away.

"Hey you aren't going to even say sorry?" she ran after him "Can you at least show me to my first class? I cannot find it. By the way I'm Haruno Sakura, and you are?"

"No I won't say sorry, my name is Sabuku no Gaara and I don't show people to their classes." he continued walking away from the pink haired girl.

"B-but! I can't find it please help me Gaara!" she pleaded.

"Hey Sakura I'll show you to your class if you want." Sasuke suggested out of nowhere.

The two of them turned to Sasuke's direction down the hall. "Oh hey Sasuke, thanks I accept your offer." Sakura ran towards Sasuke because she didn't want to be late anymore than she might have been. But when she took two steps, something caught her wrist.

"I'll take you to your class." Smirked Gaara

"Sakura you coming?" Sasuke yelled at her.

"Um...on second thought I'll go with Gaara he's in my first class anyway." She said catching a glimpse at his own schedule that was in his hand."

"Oh ok...see you around then" Sasuke whispered, inside he was pissed at Gaara, yes he knew the boy. Oh did he know him

Flashback

A scene from the distance five years ago, two boys were at the park. One had spiky red hair and the other black sort of raven hairstyle. The two were obviously friends because they were laughing at each other and eating their cookies. When boom...the red haired boy's cookie fell to the ground. The other boy accidentally bumped into the redhead. The look the redhead had in his eyes was pure hatred. The raven head boy started running away yelling.

"I'm sorry Gaara! I swear that pigeon came out of nowhere! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" the boy ran for his life as Gaara chased him around.

"Sasuke! There was no pigeon anywhere you liar! Come back here you evil-boy-who-likes-to-make-other-people-drop-their-last-cookie!" Gaara started throwing mud at Sasuke and he got it in his hair.

"Um...oops." Gaara stopped and started in fear at Sasuke when he stopped. Sasuke slowly turned around with a stoic face and slowly said:

"...Gaara, I suggest we stop now and forget being friends anymore. I hate you I hate you I hate you!" and with that Sasuke ran screaming back to his mansion across the park.

The park was a beautiful Victorian style park where only the richest of the rich could pass through. Then slowly behind a tree, the pigeon flew away.

End Flashback

"I'll get you back Gaara! Now that I remember, you stole that cookie from my box! Curse you..."he darkly muttered and continued off to class.

A.N. Hey! The third chapter of K.A.H.S! The story is starting a little slow I think.

Anyways review! Flames are ok for new authors like me

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