A/N: sorry about the long. long. long wait guys I was REELY busy, what with work I gots a new job the vacation I took to BC for two weeks and the time I've had to spend babysitting my little brother, there really hasn't been much time for poor little Fickly here. Again sorry bout that guys and if you want to bite my head off be my guest.
Amirin: Muhahaha
Nami: What's so funny?
Amirin: Oh nothing.
Nami: o...k then.
Amirin: any who back to the story.
Nami: whatever.
Amirin: 'thank god'
Nami: I heard that.
Amirin: wha... how? puzzled.
Nami: I'm inside your head and that thought was also inside your head.
Amirin: so now my thoughts aren't't even private.
Nami: Nope, I can also see the pictures that you think of so... Nosebleed Damn it Amirin.
Amirin: Hehe sorry about that... well no not really actually thinking of SasuNaru.
Nami: Good night disappears
Amirin: YEA now I can finally think in peace.
Nami: Pretending to sleep hehehe
Thanks to you ppl who left reviews however they didn't't really help me Nami" couch constructive criticism people cough. Meh thankeys anyway cuz u know I luves all my ppls who reviews.
Disclaimer: I know its sad that none of us really own Naruto but I do own all the other characters.
ON TO THE STORY. Amirin does happy dance
Behind Enemy Lines
Chapter 2: Some Lunch hour.
By: AMIRIN
Naruto made it to all the rest of his classes before lunch and found that Amirin was in his Spanish and Drama classes. After Spanish, which Naruto aced; even beating the smartest kid in the class, he walked with Amirin to Drama class.
"You'll love Jiraiya and his student teacher Iruka Umino. We as a joke gave Iruka a nickname, Ruka, we didn't't intend for it to stick but it did and now everyone calls him that." Amirin said as she and Naruto took two seats at the back of the Auditorium.
"Class we have a new student joining us today, his name is Naruto Uzumaki. Mr. Uzumaki are you in the house?" a tall man with white hair called as he dramatically searched the seats for a new face.
"I'm right here sir" Naruto said as he stood up
"Ah Iruka, would you go and bring our young Mr. Uzumaki up here please" the white haired man, now obviously stated by Amirin to be Jiraiya.
"Mr. Uzumaki if you'll follow me please" Iruka said as Naruto turned to follow "We have a special way of greeting new students in this class"
"Uh sure, okay" Naruto acknowledged him, he didn't't know what else other that follow Iruka he was supposed to do.
"Alright, stand here, and don't get mad, angry, or upset with us." Iruka pointed to the place where Naruto was supposed to stand. Iruka then went and got a box of what looked like little snowballs.
"Hmm? I wonder what their going to do with those?" Naruto thought to himself. Iruka took the box around the room to every student, who took a few of the white things, gave a small laugh when given instructions, and nodded a yes.
"Okay Mr. Uzumaki, just stand there and don't move" Iruka told him with a small smile on his face he hurried to the side of the stage and grinned even broader, holding a whistle to his lips.
"Umm? Okay" Naruto replied just as Iruka blew the whistle, and Naruto was pelted with harmless little foam balls
"Okay Ruka, that's enough" Jiraiya said as he walked on stage and was hit in the forehead with one of the balls. Iruka blew the whistle again and everyone stopped, luckily they were out of balls.
"Alright Mr. Uzumaki, if you'll kindly take your seat, we can start today's lesson." Jiraiya told him.
Other than the pelting incident, drama went by as normal, or so Amirin said.
"Well, now that we have that over with , lets get down to lunch, did you bring one?" Amirin asked Naruto as they walked to the cafeteria.
"My aunt gave me some money to buy lunch so I'll just do that, what about you?" he parried.
"I don't eat lunch" was Amirin's reply as they got down to the cafeteria.
"I'll get you something, come one lets go." Naruto started to drag Amirin.
"I'm okay, really, Naruto stop it, stop dragging me."Amirin could barely control her laughter as she was pulled through a crowd of people.
"OOF" was all Naruto and Amirin heard as they found themselves on the floor, facing a stern pair of sunglasses.
"Oh hey Ami, sorry about that I wasn't watching where I was going" the guy they had bumped into said, offering a hand to Amirin, who took it gratefully "so whose your friend?"
"Naruto, he's my friend and he's new around here so you had better call all your Jackass goonies off or they're going to have to deal with me." Amirin replied with a smirk.
"I'll let them know" the guy said" by the way, my names Shino and don't worry I don't actually have any cronies or anything, I'm not like that jackass Uchiha or his gang"
"Uh Shino" Amirin and Naruto said at the same time, with almost identical looks of horror on their faces.
"Yes?" Shino asked.
All Naruto and Amirin could do was point and look afraid, almost to the point of Naruto cowering behind Amirin.
"Were you talking about me? Well Aburame?" a menacing voice said from behind Shino.
Shino jumped and looked around, seeing Sasuke Uchiha from the corner of his peripheral vision.
"Uh... can I say... No?" Shino asked as he turned fully around.
"Wrong answer" Sasuke said as he cracked his knuckles and snapped his fingers. "Neji, Shikamaru, Get Them."
"Sasuke you pretentious bastard, why are you doing this?" Amirin asked putting on her sweet face, which made anyone in the vicinity cringe, except for Naruto who was still clueless.
"Hey Sasuke, wait a second" Kiba said, stepping forward to stop his friend from beating the shit out of Naruto.
"Kiba, what are you doing?" Shikamaru hissed as he pulled Kiba back, 'let Sasuke and Neji deal with the whiskers' he thought.
"If you must know I was stopping Sasuke and Neji from beating the shit out of whiskers." Kiba told Shikamaru.
"Well that's apparent, and what did you mean Sasuke and Neji?" Neji said joining them on the side lines.
"Oh sorry I didn't see you there, all I meant was that you and Sasuke were gonna beat the shit out of whiskers" Kiba retorted.
"well I decided not to, didn't I." Neji parried.
"I guess, now back to matters that are a little more important." Kiba hurried "the reason I was trying to stop Sasuke was because Vice Principal Hatake is standing right over there."
"Shit" Shikamaru and Neji said at the same time.
"What's shit?" Amirin asked as she joined them
"That's shit" all three of them replied, pointing over at the VP who at that very moment has his dirty book out and was reading it vigilantly, oblivious to the situation happening a few yards away.
"Oh, well, seeing as he doesn't notice a thing usually…" Amirin trailed off "Oh Shit! He's gonna look" she almost screamed
"Oh shit!" they all yelled.
"oh shit" was all Sasuke and Naruto heard as they were both yanked and dragged in different directions, which was very painful, seeing as they both had each other in a headlock when it happened.
"Awe Ami come on you know I could have taken him" Naruto wined as he was dragged out the front doors of the school and down the street.
"Look I'll make you a deal, if you don't try and run back to the school to find that asshole and kill him we will let you go, deal" shino said.
"deal" Naruto replied "now can we go and find some food, cuz I'm starving"
"I know this great Raman place about three blocks from here, if you want to go" Amirin said pointing in the direction they were heading.
"RAMAN!" was the only audible thing that came from Naruto as he started running down the street.
"DAMN IT NARUTO" Amirin and Shino both yelled as they started chasing after him "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF THE DAMNED, FUCKING PLACE."
END CHAPTER TWO
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Amirin: YEAH its finally over I can finally relax
Nami: Too late, I'm already relaxing
Amirin: So…?
Nami: So… we only have on lounge chair
Amirin: What difference does that make?
Nami: turns blue WHAT… what is that supposed to mean
Amirin: never mind lays down on imaginary patch of grass and sunbathes under imaginary sun
Nami: O.o oh o…k then? turns over and starts to cry silently.