Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Sora… Has hair the size of Mt. Rushmore
Sora: No I don't. Are you kidding me? That'd be HUGE!
Narrator: Sora… His birthday is on June 6, 2006
Sora: NO IT'S NOT! That's evil, number one. Number two… My birthday is on March the eighteenth.
Narrator: Yeah right. Sora…
Sora: Whatever!
Narrator: Sora… Loves Michel Jackson
Sora: Jumps up WHAT THE HELL! NO I DON'T! Slowly sits back down
Narrator: Sora… Really loves Larxene for her personality and boobs.
Sora: NO I DON'T!
Kari: B-B-But Sora… I-I LOVED YOU!
Sora: KARI!
Narrator:
Sora… Runs into walls and doesn't even know it.
Sora: No I don't. And if I did I'd know it.
Narrator: But you did today.
Sora: No I didn't
Narrator: How do you know? You run into them and don't even know!
Sora: I DO NOT! WAIT? WHAT! YOU ARE SO CONFUSING!
Narrator: I told you
Sora: Shut up!
Narrator: Dresses up in frilly pink skirts… Just for fun…
Sora: I do not…
Narrator: Sora peed in last years punch at Halloween
Sora: I did not! That is SO wrong!
Narrator: Sora… Isn't really Sora. He's a ghost from the eight demotion
Sora: No I'm not. I'm alive. Touches chest and arms I'm here and alive. And I was born in the U.S. just like most of the people on this planet!
Narrator: Is really a ballet teacher for the local girls in the area
Sora: No I'm not! That's WAY too girly!
Narrator: Now you know… Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
Sora: Nuh uh! You lied about stuff. Like… The first thing and the second thing and the third and fourth! What? Wait! Where are you going! I am NOT done with you yet! GET BACK HERE!