Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Kari… She has a slutty sister name Naminé
Kari: No I don't! She's one of my best friends though! But she's NOT slutty!
Narrator: Kari… She has boobs the size of basketballs
Kari: Looks down at self No I don't… They're… They're practicly normal… Looks back up
Narrator: Kari… Likes to go to bars to hook up with cheep drunken guys
Sora: WHAT!
Kari:
No I don't! SORA! I LOVE YOU!
Narrtaor: No you don't
Kari: Yes I do! You shut up and stay out of MY love life!
Narrator: Make me
Kari: Jumps up COME DOWN HERE AND I WILL!
Narrator: No
Kari: Slowly sits down with mad face on
Narrator: Kari… Has boob implants
Kari: NO I DON'T! WHAT IS YOUR OBSSESION WITH MY BOOBS! LEAVE THEM ALONE!
Narrator: No obsesseion. Just stating the truth
Kari: But it's NOT true!
Narrator: Yes it is! Kari… The circus tapeeze artist
Kari: I don't trapeeze! Are you serious! I'd NEVER be able to do that!
Narrator: Kari… Owns a pet Cheeta
Kari: Nu uh.
Narrator: Yeah huh
Kari: Nu uh
Narrator: Yeah huh! Why don't you just admit it?
Kari: There's
nothing to admit!
Narrator: Kari…
Kari: Oh yeah! So change the subject!
Narrator: Likes to eat bambo like a giant panda bear
Kari: Whatever Crosses arms
Narrator: Kari… Hates dogs and abuses them for fun
Kari: N-No I don't! That is SO mean! The poor little puppys! Starts o cry
Narrator: Now you know Kari from Kingdom Hearts
Kari: No they don't! You lied about everything! You idiot! Oh! SO you leave! I see how it is! I see how you are! You faggot!