Know Your Stars

by GothicChickForChrist

It's Know Your Stars but with Kindom Hearts Two people in it! Hope y'all enjoy! And I don't own KH2 either... I didn't put that in ANY of the chappies. But I don't own ANY KH2 characters! Just to let you know!

4. Cloud

Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Cloud… Has a pet cat name Mr. Suffleufflgus

Cloud: What the hell… No I don't. I'm allergic to cats and id I had one, I'd never name my cat Mr. Snuffleluf WHATEVER THE HELL YOU JUST SAID!

Narrator: Sure you did.

Cloud: No I didn't!

Narrator: Married his other half, Sephiroth.

Cloud: No I didn't! I'd never do that. That is so nasty

Narrator: Then why'd you marry him?
Cloud: I didn't

Narrator: Yeah you did

Cloud: No I didn't!
Narrator: Cloud… He stole a milk carton from Giant Eagle the other day

Cloud: No I didn't

Narrator: Then what is it?

Cloud: It's my cat

Narrator: I thought you said you didn't have a cat

Cloud: It's not real 'er anything. I wish I could have a cat so I got a doll instead.

Narrator: Is it names Me. Snuffeufflgus?

Cloud: NO!
Narrator: Cloud… He plays with dolls.

Cloud: No I don't!

Narrator: Then why do you have a doll in your coat?

Cloud: I JUST TOL YOU THAT ANSWER!
Narrator: Cloud… He's a liar.

Cloud: No I'm not

Narrator: Yes you are. Liar

Cloud: I am not

Narrator: Stop lying, liar!

Cloud: I WASN'T LYING!
Narrator: Now you know Cloud from Kingdom Hearts

Cloud: No they don't! Are you kidding? You didn't say anything right! Whoever you are, You better quit you job or else I'LL quit it for you! Did you hear me! Are you even listening? Do you even care!