Heart of gold
Authors not \ this is v and Roberts pov
Chapter 3 the search for a friend
The ship lands on a world known as the land of mystery or known as land of mystery! As Robert and V stepped out of the craft they both noticed at the exact same time that this world was a black mist. Witch was surrounded by a really deep fog.
"Hey" Robert said this looks like my moms ass! All black on the inside" he said laughing
"Ewwwwwwwwww!" V said "that is so gross!"
"I was just kidding" Robert said unable to keep his mouth from twitching "and where I come from this is my favorite kind of life I hate light things
"Why then are you here with me?" V asked in astonishment, he thought he was going to hear a nice thing from Roberts's mouth, but instead
"I am here because you are a total wimp and I gata be your damn mom" up ahead they saw a cloaked figure kneeling on the ground
"Hey is that guy having sex?" Robert said laughing V just shook his head. they approached the man they saw that he was a human, a human was a real nuisance also they were a bit confused as to why this man was there in the first place the man didn't even look at home in this dark world. As they approached the man he stood and looked at the two strange kids that trampled into his home land
"Look" Robert said before the man could even breath "we are here cuz we got lost and we are looking for a good friend of ours so if you know where she is or can help us anyway than answer me bastard" the man looked at V
"Why you no speak the man asked as if he was just a toddler learning English
"Cuz he is retarded" Robert said with a smile, he turned to V a big grin on his face
"Can V say heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?" Robert asked very slowly and clearly the man held up a hand
"I am shadowcat the master of this world
"Wow" V said "so you control things and stuff?"
"See" Robert said "I told you he was retarded"
"stop" shadowcat said" there is no reason to fight" he stood up to his full height, at a wiping 7 foot the man was a muscular guy that had something in his belt, but it was un a shelf so none of the two keybladers could see.
"Hey" Robert said with a giggle "is that a ding dong?"
The man just coughed then all of a suddenly Robert turned serious with a fast motion he wiped out his key blade anger on his face
" you know something that can help us so why aren't you giving any advise or wisdom and all that crap" the blade in Roberts hand started to vibrate then he saw flashes of memories hat were not his own, a man was saying help us with… then the scene changed as fast as you or I might flip a TV control to a woman saying that she lost her… than he was in the present again totally confused as tow ugh a bomb went off in his head than he saw V and shadowcat looking at him
"What? I know I am hot but c'mon!"
"What memories did U see young one" shadowcat said
"One of yours now spill old man what do you know that we don't "Robert said
"Well there is the greatest mystery ever" shadowcat said
"How would a stupid mystery help us find cristy" v interrupts
"Shih" Robert whispered
"The one who solves said mystery get there greatest question answered" shadowcat said
"We could ask it where cristy is" v says leaping in the air
"No duh Einstein" Robert said sarcastically
"So old man where exactly is this mystery kept" Robert asked
"In the center of this world but your never solve it" shadowcat said
"we'll see about
that come on v we're out of here" Robert say pulling v away
after
fighting their way through tons of monsters the two boys arrive at a
huge temple in the middle of the temple is a slab with words worlds
greatest mystery
Thoust that solves this mystery will receive an answer of their hardest question
Below that there was this riddle
Solve this mystery and you will solve the ultimate mystery
A man is robed at a bank, while interviewing him he sys this statement,
I saw a man come in the bank with a sky cap on, he comes up to the register and points a gun at me, and says turn around and face the wall, I could tell that this guy was a real villainy from the newspapers I noticed him by the hoop he keeps on his back
The guard saw through this mans story and arrested him why?
"Wow!" V said that's a dozer.
" Hugh" Robert just sighs as if he were tired of this dumb game "you are so dumb" I am so shocked that you of all people had not figured this out yet!" he just shrugs in total admiration
"It is so freakin simple all the retarded people in the world can solve it! Look, he was lying. Why? because well he said that he comes up to the register and points a gun at me, and says turn around and face the wall, than he says that I noticed him by the hoop he keeps on his back well how would he know that if he was facing the wall?
"Yeah" said V "I guess that makes sense!" as soon as he said this him and Robert were engulfed by a bright light. Than a voice said that they should tell the master there discovery.
They went to the "landing spot" and saw the master weighting there. Robert told him about the riddle and how he solved it.
"Well, the man says, that was so easy I knew you would---"
Robert grabbed the master by his thought, "you tricked us" he said flaming up again "you said that that was the hardest mystery ever! So you lied!"
"I did not lie" shadowcat said" I just didn't tell you the whole story, and plus you were the only one who solved it on this planet"
"There is NO ONE ELSE ON THIS DAMN PLANNET BUT YOU" now that I played your game, where is cristy?
"She is in the land known as hollow bastion but watch---
"OK I think that is all we need from you old man" Robert says and as he was getting in the ship he turned one last time
"Oh yeah, by the way, how's this for a riddle" than with the speed of a cheetah sticks his middle finger high in the air. Then without another word, climbed aboard