Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Xemnas… He likes to watch Blues Clues

Xemnas: No I don't! What are you talking about!
Narrator: Xemnas… He went to Disney World just to see Stanley and a bunch of princess

Xemnas: No I didn't!

Narrator: Yes you did

Xemnas: No I didn't

Narrator: Xemnas… He got a Lazy Town cake for his twenty eigth birthday

Xemnas: THAT WAS A JOKE THE ORGANIZATION PULLED ON ME!

Narrator: Suuuuure it was

Xemnas: I'm going to kill you

Narrator: Xemnas… Has Oswald underware

Xemnas: NU UH!

Narrator: Yeah huh

Xemnas: Nu uh

Narrator: Yeah huh

Xemnas: Nu uh

Narrator: Nu uh

Xemnas: Yeah huh! OH! Darnit!
Narrator: HAHA!
Xemnas: SHUT UP!

Narrator: Xemnas…

Xemnas: Whatever. Crosses arms

Narrator: Has a Dora The Explorer plush doll

Xemnas: THAT'S MY SISTERS!

Narrator: Xemnas… Has a bunch of Blues Clues picture books and reads them to fall asleep

Xemnas: W-Whatever! Looks around
Narrator: Xemnas… Can't fall asleep without a nightlight

Xemnas: Y-YEAH! I CAN! YOU LIE!

Narrator: Now you know… Xemnas from Kingdom Hearts!
Xemnas: Nu uh! You didn't tell anything that was the truth! That was all a sack of lies! You are such a liar! You need to learn to tell the truth and get a life!