Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Leon… Has the longest hair in the world
Ryou: What? What are you talking about? I'm Ryou and I don't have that long of hair.
Narrator: Sure you are.
Ryou: What?
Narrator:
Leon… Picks his nose and wipes it on the front door doorknob
Ryou: No he doesn't. He's never done that before.
Narrator: Leon… Grabbed Axels butt just so he could tell if it was real or not.
Ryou: What? EWWW! LEON!
Narrator: Leon… Is really 386 pounds
Ryou: He is? No way… Crosses legs on chair Eats banana
Narrator: Leon… His parents are really Johnny Depp and Kira Knightly
Ryou: REALLY! WOAH! That is SO cool! Leon's lucky…
Narrator: Leon… Really likes Xemnas for his girlyness
Ryou: Woah! Xemnas is a girl? I would have never known…
Narrator: Leon… He wears a pink tutu and is in Soras ballet class.
Sora: NO HE'S NOT AND NO I'M NOT!
Narrator: Yes he is! You stay out of this! This is HIS time to shine!
Sora: Shine my BUTT!
Narrator: Be quite you.
Ryou: Blinks
Narrator: Leon… He-
Ryou: Can I go to the bathroom? Raises hand
Narrator: No.
Ryou: But I REALLY have to go.
Narrator: That's your problem. You should have gone before you got here
Ryou: But- But- But…
Leon: Walks in Hey! What's going on? Who's he? Aren't these questions about me! I TOLD YOU I WAS LATE ROXAS!
Narrator: Now you know Leon the ballet dancer
Leon: No…. BALLET! I
HATE ballet! What are you talking about? What did you tell them? Huh?
Get down here and show yourself you coward! NOW!
Ryou: Can I
PLEASE go to the bathroom now?